Rihanna Really Wants You To Know She’s An Idiot

January 2nd, 2013 // 29 Comments
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If you’re keeping a celebrity death pool for 2013, now would be a good time to add Rihanna to the top of that list considering she started the New Year by Instagramming a pic of herself in bed with Chris Brown and wrote “Good morning! Still haven’t slept lol #hello2013″ Although in her defense, it wasn’t entirely clear from last week’s Lakers game that she’s trying to commit suicide by phone peeping. For all we know, that night was nothing more than two friends sharing nachos and a punch in the mouth.

Photo: Instagram


  1. Cock Dr

    Douchebag Brown could probably poke out both her eyes and she would still come crawling back to him.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      If she could find him. Probably by smell.

      “There are only two infinites, the universe and human stupidity. And I’m not sure about the universe” – attributed to Albert Einstein.

      Seems she’s proving Einstein was right.

  2. karlito

    i guess this goes to show you that money and fame doesn’t buy you self esteem and self respect.

  3. Hugh Gentry

    When will Chris beat Rihanna?
    A) within 1 year
    B) 1-3 years
    C) Never, he learned his lesson
    D)Not soon enough

  4. Rihanna wants me to know she’s an idiot? 10-4.

  5. Rico Jones

    I hate her so much. This “couple” makes me want to vomit. I seriously hope he bashes her skull in one day.

  6. vandinz

    Can’t wait for the day he kicks shit out of her again, then we can officially tell her to fuck right off.

  7. absinthe

    I’m very disappointed in the title, Fish. Women who are victims of domestic abuse should not be classified as “idiots.” This is a form of slut shaming.

    • Jazzy

      How does this constitute slut-shaming? Slut shaming is the degrading of women for expressing their sexuality, whether within or out of, the conventional society… usually it falls in the latter and refers to women behaving sexually against the sexist norms.

      We could argue that bashing her for being with ChrisB is somehow slut-shaming because it is the cultural/sexist expectation for a woman to LEAVE her abuser…. but ultimately, give me a break….this applies to both sexes. Should we really be supporting her decision to stay with her abuser? Considering ALL the resources she has??? Besides the reflection and the response of her fan base may stir up some reflection… does it have to be so mean and insensitive? Of course not but the
      feedback is valid.

      This is beyond the point of feminism and traverses into rationality and common sense. We would all tell a male friend who was being abused to leave their abuser also…. This has nothing to do with her being female. She is obviously suffering from low self-esteem and self-worth, but these are human issues, not sex-specific. She needs help yes, and deserves compassion yes… but it is not sexist, or slut-shaming.

    • Jazzy

      PS – I am replying to your comment on calling her an idiot, and NOT about the plethora of comments saying she deserves to be beaten… that is an entirey different matter.

  8. “You know what really grinds my gears?

  9. Harold

    She is no different than many other women who chase the bad boys with big feet. That’s all this is. He knows many women want him so he let’s some cach him. If she is ok with that, they will be fine. Otherwise, she might push him to react with a punch or she might leave the living prematurely.

  10. tone

    Maybe He has issues that he is working on.Maybe she sees this because she is closer to him than any of us will ever be (talking to you,Harold,with that pathetic attempt at insight) .Maybe their personal lives are really none of our fucking business so maybe it’s time to stop passing judgement and take care of your own house.

  11. Rihanna Chris Brown Bed Together Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    I wondered how we knew she was with Chris Brown and then I looked at her instagram account. I suppose all the other pics of CB (rhymes with “DB”) and the one from Christmas should have clued me in. . .

  12. joe

    She REALLYY wants attention. Lame bitch.
    She’s about as attractive as shit run over twice.

  13. Herman Bumfudle

    robyn, my heart is still breaking. and i know it would break even more if you love me. i’m so afraid of you.

  14. Namehere

    Rihanna tweets pictures of her and Brown together. Rihanna subtweets about him. Rihanna always tries to cuddle with him. Rihanna defends him.
    Chris Brown- makes a video saying that he is loves Rihanna…and his ex girlfriend.
    I say this love is equal on both sides of this relationship…

  15. Rihanna Chris Brown Bed Together Instagram
    Shawn F.
    Commented on this photo:

    “I probably won’t make it out of this bedroom alive. LOL!”

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