Rihanna Wouldn’t Meet Charlie Sheen’s Porn Star Fiancee, He Took It Well

May 22nd, 2014 // 59 Comments

Last night was Charlie Sheen‘s fiance Brett Rossi‘s – I’m sorry, Scottine‘s. – birthday, so he took her out for a nice fancy dinner at Giorgio Baldi where Rihanna also happened to be eating. Turns out Scottine is a huge fan, so according to TMZ, Charlie sent along a request for a meet-and-greet which Rihanna politely declined because clearly she doesn’t know (or give a shit) that this is a man who tweets knives and grenades to the mothers of his children. So it doesn’t take a psychic to figure out what happened next. Via Charlie’s Twitter where sanity goes to get banged to death on a pile of coke:

so,
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé
Scotty to her, as she is a
huge fan.

(personally I couldn’t pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)

well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time.

At this time? AT THIS TIME??
lemme guess, we’re to reschedule another random
11 million to 1 encounter
with her some other night…?

no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
“please kill me now”
that I’d never get back.

My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we’re not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)

you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I’m in this thing
31 awesome years.
Good will and
common courtesy, carefully
established over time to exist radically in concert
with a code of gratitude!

I guess “Talk That Talk”
was just a big ol lie from
a big ol liar.

oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn’t for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it’s close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none.

See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who’ve
gone before you.
I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.

Here’s a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don’t wanna get bothered
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!
and if this “Prison of Fame”
is soooooooo unnerving and
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
c
#Hamateur

And while all of that was clearly shit-splattered out of a bat having a manic episode, let’s not lose sight of the craziest thing that happened in this post: Brett Rossi renamed herself Scottine. “Scottine.” There are serial killers reading this who think she could get helped.

UPDATE: Here’s Rihanna’s response to Charlie:

And here’s a poem he gave to his publicist a.k.a. TMZ:

“Dear Ms. Rihan-
oh wait, no last name,
Okay, Dear R -
clearly English is NOT
your primary language.

Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I’m flattered.
And secondly;
do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.
But beware of the
rats and the snakes.
They stir with folly
awaiting your tepid advance,
in the shadows…”

later Doosh!
cs”

Wait a minute. Dungeon? Dungeons are below a castle. Just like basements are below a house. Basement. Basement Baby. Holy shit, he’s working for Solange! DON’T TAKE THAT ELEVATOR!

Photos: AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Actually, what Charlie wrote makes sense. He’s saying that Rihanna was rude to a fan and it’s the fans who make you famous and rich. He’s also saying if you can’t handle the paps and the fans, go into Greta Garbo mode and quit the Biz.

    So Charlie’s “rant” is logical and sane (and funny as hell).

    That pink hair looks like shit on *everybody* by the way.

    • Being a celebrity does not mean you can’t have a meal in a public place without acceding to every fan request. There are boundaries, and having a private meal—even if it is in a public place—should be one of them. Plus, “Charlie Sheen’s porn star fiancée wants to meet you” isn’t something I’d interrupt my meal for, either.

      • Rihanna has posed topless and bottomless and uses her sexy bod to sell her alleged “music”–you think she’s better than a porn star? Why are we making these judgments to begin with? Bullshit.

      • Just passing through

        I think it was more the “Charlie Sheen’s fiancee” and less “porn star” that isn’t worth interrupting the meal for.

        And why should anyone be obligated to have their private time impinged on to glad hand? And remember, he made this public, not her…so fuck you.

      • It’s Charlie Sheen. He makes everything public. Pay attention!

      • I noticed everything is fixating on the “porn star” aspect of Sheen’s fiance, ignoring the fact that if Rihanna wasn’t gorgeous and didn’t get naked with increasing frequency, she’d have no career whatsoever.

        But when I brought up this double standard, nobody answered.

        By the way, Rihanna is famous for being disrespectful to her fans:

        1. Rihanna has made fans wait for up to two hours before starting her concerts. A pro starts on time and if he/she doesn’t, he/she apologises.

        2. Rihanna once kept a group of high school fans waiting for four hours, showed up very late without explanation or apology.

        3. Rihanna once made fans wait for a concert in Calgary so she could buy sex toys. Oh, but Charlie Sheen’s fiance is a porn star so she’s a piece of shit! Not like that nice girl Rihanna.

        Sheen is right: Rihanna is disrespectful to her fans and will crash and burn. She’s a slightly (but only slightly) prettier version of Justin Bieber.

        Yeah, so fuck you.

      • jones

        the user Just Passing Through actually replied to you regarding the porn star thing, first reply. “I think it was more the “Charlie Sheen’s fiancee” and less “porn star” that isn’t worth interrupting the meal for.”

        Differing levels of nudity and/or sexual exploits has nothing to do with this. It’s about one person demanding another person’s time and then getting buttmad when they’re refused.
        I wouldn’t want to meet that bucket of crazy that is Sheen either.

        Sure, maybe Rihanna is young and reckless and possibly “disrespectful” to her fans, but who cares, no one is trying to make her a saint, and really, everyone should be disrespectful to Charlie Sheen. He’s awful and ridiculous.
        All she did was say no, which she is perfectly entitled to do.
        She should’ve just taken a shit right on his fiancee’s birthday cake. Now THAT might’ve warranted a “poem”.

      • This bizarre, out-of-nowhere love for — of all people — Charlie fucking Sheen would easily be the stupidest thing I’ve seen you post if I didn’t have vague memories of you playing devil’s advocate for Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, or possibly both.

      • You’re expecting people to address individual points of your moral arguments on a titty gossip site? Kay.

      • That’s not true, she released 3 successful albums before her nude pictures were “leaked” onto the internet. Before that happened, she dressed like all A list Celebrities, she was classy, and a good role model.

        Her albums were also in their prime, you act as if she’s been a slut from the start to sell albums. I think you have Miley Cyrus confused with Rihanna. Take a look back 3 years, when Miley still had her Disney look, and she had to cancel her US tour because of shit ticket sales. Same talent, just people knew she was a talentless child .

        Now look three years later, giving fellatio to a blow up doll, twerking really bad, dressing like a slut, rubbing her clit live on stage for 10 year olds. At the age of only 20, now tell me who is only famous “currently” like sheen said, because of acting like a slut?

        Rihanna has no leaked videos, she has no pornos out. She has posed nude once, and it was for a playboy ish classy magazine. She doesn’t ride blow up penises at her concert, she doesn’t do anything slutty in any way.

        What she doesn’t wear bras? Lots of women don’t, doesn’t mean they’re sluts. Is she rude? Ofc, all celebrities are assholes, they get bombarded daily with tweets, phone calls, pap, and all kinds of bullshit.

        Because of idiots like yourself, who actually think they give a fuck. Celebs who treat their fans at the highest regard, get shit on in the end. Look at MJ, loved them the most, and look what happened. Betrayed by the people he served for over 40 years. Fuck you, and your narrow-minded cunt attitude.

      • Kimmykimkim

        I agree with you, Veronika. Rihanna’s a total cunt. And she should continue to be exposed for being one even if it is by Charlie Sheen. Because the truth is she’s done it to “normal” people as well and probably won’t ever change. Bitch is delusional and makes Charlie Sheen seem sane.

    • Why is it so important for celebrities to respond to every fan and respect every fan blindly? Like who fucking cares. People need to stop placing so much importance on that shit. The only reason why he ranted at all was because his ego got burned…he thought he was a big enough gun to get a meet and greet with the snap of his fingers and he wasn’t….boo fucking hoo.

    • The Gent

      I have said for many years that any ‘star’ who does not want to be bothered by his or her fans when out and about needs to leave the business. The fans are the ones who make you what you are and if they’re not important enough for you spend a minute or two talking politely to one (Makes their life, costs you 120 seconds), then get out of the business and go buy a cabin in the woods where you can have all the privacy you want. Charlie has amply demonstrated that he can be a doofus at times but he is a hell of an actor and his post was very true and downright funny! Go Charlie!

    • apparent immature coke heads are ok...

      I’d agree with you if this was a normal fan, but it’s not. I don’t know many non-celebrity fans, or at least non-rich-ish fans, that can ask for a private meet-and-greet from Rihanna, or any celebrity, and get it. His little rant just shows that he’s pissed that HIS request–the same actor who went on what seemed like a year long coke-spree/mental melt down. I wouldn’t meet him either…he’s creepy, clearly suffers from entitlement issues and has no respect for people (maybe women in particular?)…it’s not like her reply was “hell no!” The bottom line is his feelings are hurt, he probably felt embarrassed that he’s not a good enough celebrity to warrant Rihanna going through the effort to meet him.

  2. charlie sheen should be given an award for that rant…

  3. Wally's Beaver

    Was Charlie asking that she swing by his table or that he and his fiancee visit her table? Either way it is her choice. Charlie is just upset he can’t tweet a picture of the three of them together.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    So we’re to believe that Charlie Sheen has never once in his life turned down a request from a fan?

    I’m actually hoping Rihanna saw Sheen’s name on the “request” and rejected it solely for that. So it’s not (insert random Sheen porno whore name)’s fault, it’s you Charlie. She doesn’t want anything to do with anyone who’s connected to you. Sorta like Denise Richards.

  5. buzz

    I want to piss Charlie off so I could get a epic rant too.

  6. All I can say is boo fucking hoo for his ‘gal’. I agree that being a celebrity means that you need to STFU about being in the spotlight or having your photo taken, but it by no means implies that you always have to drop everything to do a meet and greet with someone just because the person asking is famous. I can’t stand Rihanna, but she is under no obligation to meet with your fiance just because you asked her to.

    This whole rant smacks of hypocritical entitlement.

    • preach sister!

    • All true but its Charlie Sheen+dragon blood+ mountain of coke+ “I’m winning psycho mind frame . ”
      Come on, that’s a shit storm waiting to happen if you(Rihanna) can’t just say hi to Mrs Sheen and then fuck off?
      3 minutes tops of her precious time?

      • So we should just do whatever any raving narcissist asks of us – even if we don’t want to – because otherwise they’ll make us sorry for not granting their every entitled whim? Please tell me you’re not responsible for raising any kids.

      • It is obvious you have not meet crazy lunatic psychos who simply hold a grudge on you for not saying “Hi.” These scumbags exist at work and associates of friends. For my nieces and nephews sake I don’t make trouble with these hooligans when the aforementioned are present with these psychos. It’s better to say “Hi” for 60 seconds and fuck off. I’m not saying suck their penis/vagina but no confrontation with kids around period. These type of scumbags can make your life unbearable when not taking their meds or not institutionalized.

      • There’s a big difference between being approached at work by other employees, or by people who know your friends, and being fucking importuned while you’re eating by someone you don’t know, with a request to come and make nice with their girlfriend so that person will look like a big shot. If you didn’t have to worry about family members, would you tell those scumbags to go pound sand, or not?

        Are you aware that a high school student in NJ was stabbed to death this month because she turned down a guy who asked her to prom? Ask any woman, and they’ll tell you that saying “no” as politely as they can when some stranger hits on them is always a dangerous thing. There are entitled assholes with no impulse control out there who will spit on, slug, verbally abuse or otherwise punish women for daring to refuse their advances – does one of those options sound familiar here? So for you to suggest just mollifying an asshole like Charlie Sheen because he’ll go away and it will just be much easier in the long run is the sort of really great advice people who were being stalked and harassed used to get – there’s should never be a reason to do anything you don’t want to because someone will go nuclear if you don’t – that’s the ultimate in victim blaming. Rihanna is famous enough not to have to give in to Sheen’s demands for the sake of making her life easier, but that sort of mental or emotional entitlement blackmail should never be tolerated as far as I’m concerned.

      • Kudos on your point on Charlie(not being sarcastic) ,but sadly the psychos I have meet take it to an insane level. I was going to attack this guy with extreme prejudice but he screamed like a loony tune ” I’ll sue you if you touch me!”, making it sound like a nuke just went off in a crowded shopping center.
        These fuckers don’t know when to stop, the example you gave(the stabbing).
        There is a point you say “Fuck this I want I don’t want anything to do to you but if you do harass me , you dead meat.” I am not victim blaming and sadly, the ppl who deal with stalking have to change their lives for some kind of normality .
        Look at murder statistics and the large % of victims always know their attacker/killer. These fuckers always take it to the next level. It gets worse if kids are involved and god forbid , suicide pacts. Jail for a long period is only a satisfactory temporary situation.
        IMO if Charlie,Mrs Charlie and Rihanna died in a simple BBQ fire, Meh.

    • Exactly what I wanted to say.

  7. Is this supposed to be in poem form, or is my display screwed up? Either way, I think we’ve found my generation’s Odyssey.

  8. Cher X

    I like Rihanna a whole lot more now.

  9. that’s the rant of a man that endured:

    a video hooker doing lines and bitching, whining and crying all night about some high school crap.

    And Scottine? sounds like a tampon brand.

  10. Maybe it’s not the fact that “Scottine” is a porn star as we’ve all seen the pictures of Rhianna frolicking with strippers. Maybe it’s the fact that Charlie has a history of violence towards women?

    • D-chi

      I was just thinking that.

    • Uh… Chris Brown?

    • Rihanna has socialised on many occasions with Chris Brown post-beating and has talked about how she “loves” him and will always “love” him. Great message to send to young women about getting out of an abusive relationship, RiRi. That pink dye went straight to the brain.

      • So what’s your excuse?

        Her father was abusive (and thinks Brown is just great, btw) so she learned very early on that men beating women and children is acceptable behavior. Anyone who’s grown up with that kind of conditioning will tell you that you don’t free yourself from it overnight – as a matter of fact, you tend to continue to blame yourself long after the fact, as well as making excuses for your abuser, because you’ve been brought up thinking that because you’re such a terrible person that your behavior totally drove them to beat you. The sort of criticism you’re leveling now, making her somehow responsible for other women staying in abusive relationships, is just the sort of mind-fucking shit that abusers dish out – namely, putting all the onus on the abuse victim. Good job.

      • Rihanna is not the typical abuse victim.

        Have you ever worked in a battered woman’s shelter? Because I have and the two reasons women don’t leave their abusers isn’t some fucked-up Stockholm Syndrome but because they’re too poor to live on their own and/or because they’re afraid their attacker will track them down and harm or kill them.

        Rihanna has neither of these fears. She didn’t creep back to Chris like a whipped dog; she FLAUNTED the fucking relationship in public.

        She has money, so she is not financially dependent on her abuser, which is the case for 90% of abuse victims.

        She has bodyguards. With guns.

        She has (or had) public support and pissed it away by socialising with this man after he beat her so badly her face was unrecognisable.

        And I’m the one doing damage to abuse victims? Rihanna has chosen to victimise herself and to send a very poor and harmful message to her female fans.

        Nice job of amateur psychologising, but you’re wrong.

        “”He was the love of my life. The first love,” she said. Rihanna further maintained that she believes the two will always love one another, though they are not involved in a relationship now — in fact, she said Brown has a relationship with someone else.”

        http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/20/rihanna-forgives-still-loves-chris-brown-oprah-video_n_1809431.html

  11. I would avoid Charlie Sheen, too. You even get publicity from it once he throws a hissy fit without having to be near him.

  12. Were I a celebrity, I’d probably tell Charlie Sheen to go fuck off. Dude’s an asshole. I don’t know anything about his fiance, but the fact that Sheen was involved would be an automatic denial.

  13. I’d be fine if they all cozied up in the kill radius of a M67 fragmentation grenade.

  14. Bob

    Maybe she didn’t want to do a meet and greet because she wanted to eat her dinner in peace.

  15. anonym

    Next time someone sees Charlie, send a request to him and see if you get your shit honored.

    It’s nice seeing fire vs fire. I dislike both of them.

  16. Linda

    what this is actually about is charlie sheen’s ego was bruised by realizing he is charlie sheen and people don’t want shit to do with him. he wants to go on a rant about other celebrities not being courteous to people? come on, he was just butt-hurt because he expects to be treated like some sort of star and doesn’t want to face the fact that he calling him d-list is generous, that he is a washed up gross fringe guy who flushed everything down the toilet a long time ago. i don’t know rhianna and maybe she’s a bitch, but i’d give her the benefit of the doubt over him in a heartbeat. at least she’s not threatening the parent of her children.

  17. butternutjosh

    “Queen” is apt. What a bitchy little shithead! And he doesn’t know what “folly” means.

  18. lol @ Charlie Sheen: King of Twitterz!
    do another line Charlie, the Twitterz luvs you!!
    not a Rihanna fan but I’d tell asshole Sheen to pound sand too.
    not the kind of thing you want near your dinner.

  19. “you see THIS is the reason
    that I ALWAYS take the time.
    THIS is why I’m in this thing
    31 awesome years.
    Good will and
    common courtesy, carefully
    established over time to exist radically in concert
    with a code of gratitude!”

    I have a feeling Chuck Lorre and CBS would have something to say about Charlie’s “good will and common courtesy”.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      There’s no contradiction involved in what Charlie said: he meant towards fans. The moment Chuck Lorre ceased to be a Charlie fan, then any goodwill & common courtesy towards such a cretin ceased to be possible. Charlie lives in a black/white, winning/losing world (& he’s hardly alone).

  20. Fuck Charlie Sheen. You entitled little prick. Nobody actually likes Charlie Sheen. We just like watching train wrecks and there’s none bigger than him. Rihanna was within her right to refuse. And fuck Charlie Sheen for making me defend Rihanna.

  21. Jake

    I think syphilis is eating Charlie’s brain. I would not have wanted anything to do with that nasty thing and his ho. Hope Charlie see the inside of a jail cell after he kick this porn star’s ass.

  22. strattelepaul

    Charlie and Rihanna who?

  23. Eh, fuck Charlie Sheen, he needs to stop hanging out with skanky gold digging prostitutes and pornstars and start being a better father to his young children and stop making Denise Richard’s life hell. So once again, fuck Charlie Sheen and his skank. Rihanna owes his nor her nothing.

  24. All I know is that I’m going to spend the rest of the day saying, “Goooorrrrrlllll.”

  25. michaelmaher

    The porn cow should just announce her pregnancy instead of testing the waters with fabricated stories to see how she’ll be perceived. She is a sloppy mess. Charlie & his pr guy have their hands full with this nightmare wanna be with xxx friends in low places .I used to think CS was cool. Now just sad. I prefer my celebrities pretty and inspiring-not leftover stains on the sheets. Have fun you crazy kids. *eyeroll*

  26. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    “One shit-headed celebrity pissed another shit-headed celebrity off.”

    This story could’ve been written with so much more brevity.

  27. michaelmaher

    scottinesheenxxx lol baby names…ListerIne , velveteen, wolverine, submarine, guillotine, machine, scream, cream, coughing up phlegm-o-tine… crime sheen…

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