Here’s Rihanna receiving a full body scan yesterday which I’m sure had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she’s an attractive young woman with great tits that people want to see naked. She was probably just talking with that accent of hers again. I bet it’s that.
TSA #1: Did she just say, mon?
TSA #2: Ma’am, we’re going to need to make sure your breasts aren’t terrorists.
RIHANNA: This is some bad juju…
TSA #1: Juju, she said, juju! TASERS TASERS TASERS!
Stop me if I’m ripping too heavily from the headlines. Or horribly misrepresenting the people of Barbados. (I should have her swigging rum, shouldn’t I? Dammit. Stupid ignorance, always making me look bad…)
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Smaug | April 28, 2011 at 10:47 am
jealous
Turd Ferguson | April 28, 2011 at 11:50 am
of?
Bringbackbabalu | April 28, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Was about to say the same thing myself, thank you for saving me the time. God she is ugly, though!
Illuminati | April 28, 2011 at 12:15 pm
…an attractive young woman with great tits?
open your little asian eyes fish. Shes a trashy, lower jaw of the bulldog from Tom and Jerry cartoon having, wanna be thug with no talent.
Whats appealing about that?
I swear you asians have the weirdest fetishes…Octopus’ shoved in your pussies, eating vomit & shit, anime and now bestiality fantasies with this …thing.
Either keep posting on the HOT chicks or stick to working at your families grocery market in your shithole, inbred quaker Pennsylvania town, grasshopper.
The Itchuation | April 28, 2011 at 1:27 pm
@ Illuminati
Wow, you tore that mofo a new asshole. I agree with everything you just said. After that comment by Illuminati, Fish should just go kill himself.
bianca | April 28, 2011 at 2:04 pm
@Illuminati: Metamucil. That is all.
shish | April 28, 2011 at 8:15 pm
anything that comes with a word “Illuminati” is a nonsense,so here comes it again.She has a great body,green beautiful eyes,perfect skin and quirky personality.Don’t hate on her that she doesn’t like her boyfriends abusive or earned so much already that most of the guys wouldn’t earn during their lifetime. So these dear men just enjoy an opportunity to look at her,good for them.
Colin | April 28, 2011 at 11:01 am
I feel like this is legit. The majority of her costumes show more than those scanners.
GravyLeg | April 28, 2011 at 11:04 am
She wears a gun necklace and has a gun tattoo… No idea why they would take any interest….
DKNY | April 28, 2011 at 11:08 am
“Rihanna” and “attractive” should not be in the same sentence. She’s anything but. Giant neck, giant chin, ugly haircuts.
Jovy | April 28, 2011 at 9:19 pm
“Giant neck”
I’ve heard of old lady neck, but never giant neck. Interesting.
DKNY | April 29, 2011 at 10:46 am
I probably should have said long neck, not giant neck. I wasn’t implying that she has a thick guido neck. ;)
pimp | April 28, 2011 at 11:10 am
“i’m going to have to give you a cavity search…with my tongue.”
Cock Dr | April 28, 2011 at 11:13 am
TSA took her bottle of rum.
They are still trying to figure out what to do with the parrot.
jumpin_j | April 28, 2011 at 11:30 am
YARRR!!!
Yowza | April 28, 2011 at 11:18 am
I think she was hoping they’d handcuff her and search her more thoroughly.
Iveski | April 28, 2011 at 11:24 am
Since whips and chains excite her, apparently.
Donald Trump | April 28, 2011 at 11:23 am
There’s really not much to see there. I’d give her a C- on the titties, and most likey a D on the backside.
fnart | April 28, 2011 at 11:23 am
… and the razorblade necklace made it on the plane? But I can’t have a fingernail clipper?
oh i know | April 28, 2011 at 7:55 pm
ummmm, i was thinking the same thing–what’s up with that necklace???
Duke | April 28, 2011 at 11:25 am
I bet her pussy smells like coconut oil. Tasty.
BlueFalcon | April 28, 2011 at 11:43 am
and her farts smell like wood-grilled shrimp
hahaha | April 28, 2011 at 5:29 pm
LOL
Iveski | April 28, 2011 at 11:28 am
This just reminds me of the t-shirt that Despair.com carries…
“Transportation Security Administration: Your Naked Photos Are Safe With Us”
Turd Ferguson | April 28, 2011 at 11:51 am
That Tupac headgear made them fearful the conspiracies were correct.
robjh1 | April 28, 2011 at 12:57 pm
Well considering we have seen almost all of her body, what’s sacred?
Yea Baby | April 28, 2011 at 1:06 pm
That is some hot monkey meat right there my friends. No bra is like bonus points in the foreplay portion of the sex olympics.
Now if only she had two black eyes that would be really hot. I like my women submissive.
stinky mcpoop | April 28, 2011 at 2:17 pm
“Sticks and stones may break my bones but pats and screens excite me!”
Yikers | April 28, 2011 at 2:22 pm
A few days ago I was able to take 26 hypodermic/subcutaneous needles on a plane and the TSA didn’t even ask to see my doctor’s note. Oh well. Thanks, TSA, for protecting us from these dangerous Rihanna’s and Miss USA’s and whatnot, though.
Theresa Ruth Howard | April 28, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Just about a month ago I had the great “pleasure” of going through international security at JFK. When I was summoned forth I stepped into the contraption and assumed the position; hands above head legs apart, and just a moment later I was asked to pass through. I peeked at the monitor where I thought my image would appear, but the woman told me that is was not located there, but in another area of the airport. I have to say that I was kind of disappointed, I wanted to see what I looked like, I was having a thin day. The agent asked me to wait with her before gathering my belongings, “I have to wait until they clear you” she said with her hand on the walkie talkie attached to her shoulder. While I awaited clearance I decided to get as much information as possible. “How much does it show?” I asked, “Like do I need to suck in my stomach?” She laughed and said that it wasn’t that bad, and that’s all she said, then waved me on. As a collected and reassembled my belongings I couldn’t help but think, that at there are so many times during the day that I have to worry about my body, Now I thought I have to diet before I go to the airport so that my full body scan! http://mybodymyimage.com
neeto | April 28, 2011 at 8:23 pm
Every single gossip rag has some story today showcasing celebrities going through security and not complaining about having their perineum massaged or being radiated.
I prefer the threat of terrorism to this crap anyday, thank-you very much. You are all lobotomized tools.
Fuck the TSA.
Pete | April 28, 2011 at 8:49 pm
“Settle down boys, them’s fakers,” said Old Frisky to the blue-gloved posse.
the captain | April 28, 2011 at 11:33 pm
HER HAIRS HAVE THE COLLOR OF DIARRHOEA.
……..folks?
Pete | April 29, 2011 at 12:28 am
Are you typing on a speak and spell?
DKNY | April 29, 2011 at 10:48 am
Nice Pete
jackychan | April 29, 2011 at 1:57 am
she was a cute girl. she is a very interest dancing but that’s a crime a girl, that’s is a very dangers girls. the police rested the girl on th road in a New York
http://www.trashionista.com/2010/06/upcoming-release-single-in-the-city.html
Jesus H. Christ | April 29, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Could you get any worse at formulating sentences? Who the fuck did you pay off to pass your english proficiency exam?
Isn’t there some Chinese fecal fetish site you should be reading/commenting on? Or is your Chinese just as bad as your English?
Go home Jacky, us American’s have enough problems with abortions without having Chinese immigrants dumping the contents of female fetus’s from backroom abortions out on the street.
Btw, have a nice day.
Herman Bumfudle | April 29, 2011 at 8:18 am
uuumm. delicious.
Jack King | April 29, 2011 at 10:37 pm
I invented a brand new body scanner I can use on her. It’s in my tongue.
eva | May 2, 2011 at 7:17 am
http://www.lustrii.blogspot.com
meany | May 3, 2011 at 1:09 am
I’d scan her with my slim jim.