“Daddy? I wandered off the resort again. I smelled chicken wings, I’m sorry! But you have to call the embassy right away, these people somehow guessed I’m American, and their shirtless leader demands combat. Combat, daddy!”
And welcome to another gallery of Rihanna wearing crazy shit in Barbados. This time around she’s in a pair of stretchy pants that apparently you want to wear shirtless. Possibly to distract from the fact they’re made out of hacky sacks or just to appease the island gods whose wanton lust for butt sex has moved to breasts. Their fancies seem to change with the wind. “Alright, listen up, the gods are into furries now, so everyone grab a bottle of rum and a raccoon costume or, I dunno, they’ll light our fucking crops on fire. Let’s just get through this without eye contact, okay, people?”
Photo: Fame, Splash News
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congrats on having set such high goals..
and yea, rhi rhi is a walking cliche.
side show bob has a great ass!
I am Snooki’s Taint and I approved this picture.
Nice pair of pants she crocheted herself.
i love what’s in them, she looks good like that. espec from the back
Why can i not see any of the pictures u post?!
Truly there is a Barbados Triangle of Hot. When Rihanna leaves it, she turns back into a strange looking, somewhat frumpy girl. She goes back in, kaboom, hot again.
So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walking around in broad daylight. She’s flouting society’s conventions! That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious—outrageous!
it’s laughable when people go on about what a ‘liberal’ fish is when a good half of his posts are outrages that read like they were written by bill o’reilly
Yeah, it’s getting annoying.
“Oh my god! A black person!”
Seriously?
whats laughable is people that pipe in when there is no political reference, yet dont when there is. vajayjay anyone?
She’s the heiress to the O’Hiney fortune.
dude….it’s a Seinfeld reference…..chill!
i know tom’s being sarcastic.. i was agreeing..
I’m not even sure I was being sarcastic. I simply saw an opening to quote from Seinfeld and I took it.
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“Yes, grandma, the pants did fit. She says thanks.”
Before and after pictures for that amazing new diet drink.
That’s the female commenter who won the “Meet Rihanna” contest.
Ya, hey, it’s me. Can you believe this? I hand knit this bitch a pair of pants and all she had to say was ‘You could stand to lose a few pounds.’
It’s nice that she can recycle her hair and weave it into pants.
Remember the Fish? With his folksy racism?
;-p
Thas raycess!!!
So wearing a bikini top and long pants on an island full of beaches constitutes crazy shit now?
I would think the 400 pound European men wearing Speedos and thong swimsuits would more fall under the crazy shit banner.
It’s 80 degrees in Barbados today…and I know what we’re all thinking. AFGHAN PANTS!!!
I hope the hotel doesn’t care that one of their curtains is missing.
I’m getting pretty tired of this attractive woman making herself look undesirable on purpose.
Talentless fucking moron! Only way to get coverage is to strip down, act like an ass, crotch-grind…you know, just be herself…
Fish, a Back to the Future reference–love it!
Her pants remind me of a knitted wool sweater. Weird!
She must reek .
I remember when my grandmother used to have those pants on her couch for when it got chilly.
I’d hit em both.
I didnt know Skyscrape was in Barbados promoting TapOuts latest line of ugly clothing. TapOut would look perfect right across the ass on those pants. Cant wait for the fall catalog.
See that thing under her feet that’s call sand for you all who have never been to the beach. Ri Ri was just hanging out at Accra Beach in a bikini top and crotchet pants, instead of a wrap, because she wanted too. Oh by the way you can’t walk around Barbados in your bikini and go into stores and stuff unless your bat shit crazy aka American.
Obviously there are alot of fashion dummies on here…just for FYI, those pants are by Missoni, and probably run about three stacks (or $3,000)…BTW, before someone tries to imply that only stupid people follow fashion, I have a chemistry degree. I was also accepted to pharmacy school this fall (whoot whoot for me)…
I don’t get the joke this time. This is the cutest thing she has worn. She needs positive reinforcement for this one.