Shirts? Where Rihanna’s Going, We Don’t Need Shirts…

August 9th, 2011 // 37 Comments

“Daddy? I wandered off the resort again. I smelled chicken wings, I’m sorry! But you have to call the embassy right away, these people somehow guessed I’m American, and their shirtless leader demands combat. Combat, daddy!”

And welcome to another gallery of Rihanna wearing crazy shit in Barbados. This time around she’s in a pair of stretchy pants that apparently you want to wear shirtless. Possibly to distract from the fact they’re made out of hacky sacks or just to appease the island gods whose wanton lust for butt sex has moved to breasts. Their fancies seem to change with the wind. “Alright, listen up, the gods are into furries now, so everyone grab a bottle of rum and a raccoon costume or, I dunno, they’ll light our fucking crops on fire. Let’s just get through this without eye contact, okay, people?”

Photo: Fame, Splash News


  1. side show bob has a great ass!

  2. Rihanna Bikini Top Barbados
    Snooki's Taint
    Commented on this photo:

    I am Snooki’s Taint and I approved this picture.

  3. Nice pair of pants she crocheted herself.

  4. kimmm

    Why can i not see any of the pictures u post?!

  5. it had to be said

    Truly there is a Barbados Triangle of Hot. When Rihanna leaves it, she turns back into a strange looking, somewhat frumpy girl. She goes back in, kaboom, hot again.

  6. TomFrank

    So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walking around in broad daylight. She’s flouting society’s conventions! That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious—outrageous!

  7. Rihanna Bikini Top Barbados
    Hank E Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Need more advertisements! There just aren’t enough on this site anymore.

  8. “Yes, grandma, the pants did fit. She says thanks.”

  9. LJ

    Before and after pictures for that amazing new diet drink.

  10. Rick

    That’s the female commenter who won the “Meet Rihanna” contest.

  11. cc

    Ya, hey, it’s me. Can you believe this? I hand knit this bitch a pair of pants and all she had to say was ‘You could stand to lose a few pounds.’

  12. Rihanna Bikini Top Barbados
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s nice that she can recycle her hair and weave it into pants.

  13. The Most Interesting

    Remember the Fish? With his folksy racism?

  14. Venom

    So wearing a bikini top and long pants on an island full of beaches constitutes crazy shit now?

    I would think the 400 pound European men wearing Speedos and thong swimsuits would more fall under the crazy shit banner.

  15. It’s 80 degrees in Barbados today…and I know what we’re all thinking. AFGHAN PANTS!!!

  16. Rihanna Bikini Top Barbados
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope the hotel doesn’t care that one of their curtains is missing.

  17. Rihanna Bikini Top Barbados
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m getting pretty tired of this attractive woman making herself look undesirable on purpose.

  18. Rihanna Bikini Top Barbados
    Commented on this photo:

    Talentless fucking moron! Only way to get coverage is to strip down, act like an ass, crotch-grind…you know, just be herself…

  19. The Listener

    Fish, a Back to the Future reference–love it!
    Her pants remind me of a knitted wool sweater. Weird!

  20. See Alice

    She must reek .

  21. fartbucket

    I remember when my grandmother used to have those pants on her couch for when it got chilly.

  22. Rihanna Bikini Top Barbados
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    I’d hit em both.

  23. I didnt know Skyscrape was in Barbados promoting TapOuts latest line of ugly clothing. TapOut would look perfect right across the ass on those pants. Cant wait for the fall catalog.

  24. carrie

    See that thing under her feet that’s call sand for you all who have never been to the beach. Ri Ri was just hanging out at Accra Beach in a bikini top and crotchet pants, instead of a wrap, because she wanted too. Oh by the way you can’t walk around Barbados in your bikini and go into stores and stuff unless your bat shit crazy aka American.

  25. JuicyJ

    Obviously there are alot of fashion dummies on here…just for FYI, those pants are by Missoni, and probably run about three stacks (or $3,000)…BTW, before someone tries to imply that only stupid people follow fashion, I have a chemistry degree. I was also accepted to pharmacy school this fall (whoot whoot for me)…

  26. oh. i thought it was cute.

    I don’t get the joke this time. This is the cutest thing she has worn. She needs positive reinforcement for this one.

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