Here’s a still-swimwear clad Rihanna in Barbados over the weekend where she also performed for her homeland and continued to convince me that bending over suggestively is how these people say, “Hello.” So thanks to America’s credit being downgraded because one half of our political system has decided to demonstrate to the world just how phenomenally fucked we are – “Hey, look, a major political party purposefully making government fail so they can turn around and say it doesn’t work. This’ll work great!” – I’ve decided to move to this drunken, magical, butt sex wonderland. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ll blend seamlessly into their island culture.
ME: Good evening, dawg. One light beer and a water with lemon please.
BARTENDER: … OUTSIDER! OUTSIDER! FEED HIM TO DA KRAKEN!
(Seamless.)
Photo: Fame, Splash News
Banks! good choice.
Didn’t know her butt-cheeks could play keyboards.
She’s stuck!!! Call a chiropractor!
Oh, yeah. That’s sexy. (yawn)
Rihanna subtly cuts a ripe one.
………….and we never heard nor see her again?
This is worse than the presidential debate….and what does Rhianna have to do with the Tea Party…..
did anyone notice that the folds on Bob’s shirt are actually unfortunately placed and look like a pink shaved pussy?
is that chris brown?
perhaps we are seeing the early symptoms spina bifida..
spina bifida is starting to look gooood.
spina bifida poster girl
Note token creep in background.
Jack in the BOX
Drinking in the ocean at night…
What could go wrong.
“Can anyone tell me what this rash is??!”
Yes yes, you have a vagina. We get it.
The greatest thing about this world is not so much on where we are but rely so much on the direction we ar moving. Its good to be a king observer of ur environment”pimp in all” so cudor to Rihanna, for not just a famous musician but also a political analyst……. …..HELLO RIHANNA
is the person behind her naked?
wow so amazing thanks
http://www.skf-bearing.cc
Riffing a solo in the key of “Skank”.
I’d hit that. I mean…I…Wait. No, that is what I meant.
i dont get why everyone thinks she hot…her face is weird and her boobs are strange and her butt is just doggone nuts, but really ..i think katy perry is hotter and she has a man face.
Dumb insecure street trash closet cases like Chris Brown can go to hell.
PTTHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFF.
That was a loud farting sound with a silent, airy tail.