Rihanna Should Never Leave Barbados

August 8th, 2011 // 114 Comments

Here’s a still-swimwear clad Rihanna in Barbados over the weekend where she also performed for her homeland and continued to convince me that bending over suggestively is how these people say, “Hello.” So thanks to America’s credit being downgraded because one half of our political system has decided to demonstrate to the world just how phenomenally fucked we are – “Hey, look, a major political party purposefully making government fail so they can turn around and say it doesn’t work. This’ll work great!” – I’ve decided to move to this drunken, magical, butt sex wonderland. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ll blend seamlessly into their island culture.

ME: Good evening, dawg. One light beer and a water with lemon please.
BARTENDER: … OUTSIDER! OUTSIDER! FEED HIM TO DA KRAKEN!

(Seamless.)

Photo: Fame, Splash News

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  1. pABST

    tHE hUMPTY dANCE IS HER CHANCE

  2. Rihanna Barbados
    Roughed in translation
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    This sucks. She’s performing Prodigy’s “breathe with me” and there’s no audio?

  3. Rihanna Barbados
    Cock Dr
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    So talented!

  4. Rihanna Bikini Swimsuit Barbados
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    I never thought I’d say this, but……I WANNA LICK BOB MARLEY’S CHEST!

  5. Bandit82Baby

    Why does she always act like she been slipped a permanent roofie?? Good for slobering net-trolling nerds. Looks like we know who lost the limbo contest to Barbados Slim.

  6. Rihanna Barbados
    Roughed in translation
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    Robert Englund has some splaning to do…

  7. MZTrash

    Wow, you read a WaPo story that blames one party for the downgrade, and it’s gospel? Stick to posting pics of skanky chicks from Barbados; you’re too stupid to talk about anything of substance. Besides, I come here specifically to see pics of skanky chicks from Barbados. If I want Democrat talking points, I’ll go to CNN.com. Now fuck off!

    • cock puncher

      +infinity!

    • Help

      This! I was just going to complain about the same thing. Stick to posts about idiot celebrities, leave the political stuff to the big boys and girls.

      • Colin

        Yeah, blaming the party that actually wanted to make cuts. Oh and guess what? Nothing was actually cut. The government will still spend 8 percent more next year than they did this year.

        On pace for 18 – 20 trillion in debt by 2020. Darn those evil teabaggers and their draconian cuts! How DARE they slow the rate of goverment spending in a minor way!

        Always hilarious when fiscal liberals try to talk about politics or finance.

    • Ellie

      Thank you. The politically commentary on this site lately is getting insufferable. PS – this is a celebrity gossip site. I don’t want to be lectured to by a self-righteous moron with the political intelligence of my 8th grade hipster neighbor who just watched “Roger and Me” for the first time.

      • Sari

        good one.
        I’m a lib and even I know that the downgrade was because we are not serious about cutting back

    • freaky

      Yeah, I used to come here for the tits. Lately, the tits have been lacking and it seems like I’m getting more political commentary than is necessary. I really don’t need my escapism tied to either side of the political debate. Just saying. But, hey, whatever it takes to make us morons post so you can up your interaction numbers, right?

    • Sand

      So I guess you all are the “big boys and girls” that are the only ones able to talk about politics? If you only want to look at the pretty pictures, don’t hurt yourself trying to read the text under them. Or go to another site with only pretty pictures without those black letter thingies.

    • Artofwar

      ….John Chambers Head of Sovereign Ratings at S&P, the man responsible for downgrading America’s credit rating from AAA to AA+ said, and I quote– “The slowness at raising the debt ceiling and the political infighting led to the move in announcing the downgrade” end quote.
      Now if I remember correctly, who were the swine making all the noise days prior to the dept ceiling being raised? Answer– Republicans and their side-kick cracked Tea-Cup Party.

      So actually (MZTrash) you, your mother, your father, your retarded grandmother, and anyone likened to such can FUCK-OFF….Artofwar

      • j

        well, you ignorant fuck, 53% of the populous actually pays taxes. why should my taxes dollars give someone 3500 just for popping out a child. The wealthy and the oil companies fund this country. Have you ever read the Social Security Act? For every $1 of child support money the states mandate, the federal government hands them $7. The tax code is 8k pages, every motherfucker should pay, i do. The progressives in this country view a womans uterus as either a pro choice rally or a WIC check.

    • who cares

      NO CRAP! I haven’t clicked on this site for 6 months because I got tired of this douche bag talking shit about things he knows nothing about. And BING, the first time I decide to drop by: more crap. The Tea Party WANTED cuts MORON! By the way, Libtards, your messiah enjoyed a democratic house & senate for two years!!! What exactly did they accomplish? Did they EVER put out a workable budget? NOPE. All the problems experienced in years one and two are George Bush’s fault, not that it’s a little too far down the road to keep blaming him, rather than take ANY ownership of the state of the economy or the county, it’s just easier to demonize the Tea Party. I’m removing this from my favorites, Chive is 1,000,000% better than this libtard site.

  8. Rihanna Barbados
    Roughed in translation
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    This feels those quarters only, private booths “I heard about” when before Disney sanitized 42nd.

  9. Rihanna Bikini Swimsuit Barbados
    wtf
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    yea… i can’t compete with that.

  10. Rihanna Barbados
    Roughed in translation
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    (when)

  11. much as i hate on her id reaaallly love to destroy her cock pockets

  12. Rihanna Barbados
    wtf
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    talent right there.

  13. j

    Another politicaly clulless statement

  14. Rihanna Barbados
    stratacat
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    I just don’t think this end will fit.

  15. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    Gee I dunno. Better than listening to some knuckle-dragging RushBeck humper spouting Republic talking points.

  16. Ksurfiws

    Kick and Scream all you want you Democrat Pussies
    Your welfare state is coming to an end.
    Good for me that as a Republican, with a JOB, I can afford to buy guns and ammo.
    Me and Mine will be just fine, thanks

    • Sheppy

      A Republican with a job? You must be like, king republican or something. Nice one!

    • “I got mah guns!”

      Thank you. Thank you for this.

      • cock puncher

        Your posts are every bit as ignorant and annoying, Fish. Enjoy your Soros-funded website.

      • Sari

        you think that validates that “political fact” you put up?
        You just proved you stereotype and think you’re better than everyone else.
        Stop believing your own hype. You just run a gossip blog

      • feminist barbie

        i love you fish. you just keep posting the truth.:)

    • Venom

      It never gets old listening to delusional trailer park white trash Republicans talk like they are so rich and are the only ones that have money.

      FYI, there is a certain segment of the population that always talks about guns and ammo and they tend not to live in affluent neighborhoods, hell they tend to not even live in middle class neighborhoods.

  17. Rihanna Bikini Swimsuit Barbados
    Sheppy
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    I think the jet-ski just came.

  18. Rihanna Barbados
    West Indian
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    It’s a West Indian thing!

  19. West Indian

    It’s a West Indian thing!

  20. krutboo

    ““Hey, look, a major political party purposefully making government fail so they can turn around and say it doesn’t work. This’ll work great!””

    It already has failed – we are $14 trillion in debt not to mention the tens of trillions more in unfunded liabilities passed by the govt under both parties. Stick to dick jokes Fish and leave the politics to the adults.

  21. TumTum

    I love how all these people who hate Fish and his political viewpoint take the time to follow his site and chime in. If you don’t like it, don’t read the site morons. For my two cents, Fish is A-OK!

    • Rated R

      Don’t forget how republicans sling insults, but contribute nothing relevant or intelligent to the actual argument.

      • Sari

        democrats haven’t either. AND they are not above doing favors for their political buddies at OUR expense…Obamacare waivers, anyone?

        And yeah, most of us miss the old days of just gossip (paris hilton, brittney and kevin – remember” popazao?”), but when fish brings out such “facts” some of us have to chime in.

    • feminist barbie

      thank you. i was thinking the same thing.

  22. Frank Burns

    So the ghost of Bob Marley is escaping from Rihanna’s cooch, 30 years after his death? Note to self: join Rastafarian movement, learn post-mortem cooch-invading powers, make fun of Jedi who can’t do the same thing.

  23. it'smeain't

    ” So thanks to America’s credit being downgraded because one half of our political system has decided to demonstrate to the world just how phenomenally fucked we are ”
    You shouldn’t pick on the Dems like that. They can’t help being stupid. Neither can the socialist GOP.

  24. Parker

    A drunken, magical, buttsex wonderland…what a concept. Fish is a genius.

  25. Rihanna Barbados
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    Rhianna’s got talent.

  26. Rihanna Barbados
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    That is officially the closest any keytar player has ever gotten to having sex.

  27. Rihanna Barbados
    Cock Dr
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    She has amazing talent.

  28. luv that swimsuit – where to buy???

  29. I want to thank you for your excellent riling up of the right wingers out there marrying tits and political commentary.

    Fucking well done. :D

  30. Turd Ferguson

    She is always trying WAYYYY TOO HARD.

  31. blahblahblah

    Your party sucks.
    No yours does, we are the smart ones.
    Bush sucks. Obama swallows.

    Yawn.

  32. Rihanna Barbados
    My Left Nut
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    Rihanna goes for her first colonoscopy.

  33. Rihanna Barbados
    My Left Nut
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    If you put your ear to it you can hear the ocean.

  34. Rihanna Barbados
    Soupofdefish
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    Lunch is served..

  35. Mohammed in a bikini

    I din’t know Jerome Bettis liked Marley

  36. Rokm

    Now I remember why I stopped reading this site ages ago. Only ended up here today because someone posted a link to “Rihanna Should Never Leave Barbados” and that headline piqued my curiosity. Hint: Nobody reads this site for moronic political insight.

  37. Rihanna Bikini Swimsuit Barbados
    Hmmm
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    theres a peculiar wrinkle in Bob’s shirt???

  38. Rihanna Bikini Swimsuit Barbados
    TomFrank
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    After all that buttsex on parade, I guess the least they can do is showcase some giant AIDS ribbons.

  39. Rihanna Barbados
    josh
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    well she could tone that belly a bit… it’s gettin out

  40. Rihanna Barbados
    josh
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    now that’s a fat ass

  41. Rihanna Bikini Swimsuit Barbados
    reformed_druid
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    I whole heartedly agree, they can keep her.

  42. Rihanna Bikini Swimsuit Barbados
    Katie
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    Whichever part of Bob Marley is located by Rihanna’s poonani conveniently resembles a…poonani.

  43. Rihanna Barbados
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m starting to respect her more as an artist.

  44. Rihanna Barbados
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    Lovely smile.

  45. Rihanna Barbados
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what comes up first if you google “anal acid trip”.

  46. Rihanna Bikini Swimsuit Barbados
    Charles
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    YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Rihanna Bikini Swimsuit Barbados
    Charles
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    TOMFRANK….you got AIDS on the brain when theres a half-naked girl? YOU ARE GAY.

  48. Rihanna Barbados
    Charles
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    DAMN, I THINK I CAME 30 TIMES JUST STARING AT THESE PICS!

  49. Rihanna Barbados
    tlmck
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    Great shot messed up by a stray hand.

  50. tlmck

    Knowing where it’s been I don’t think I’d touch it. However, it is definitely worth looking at.

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