Rihanna’s in a Bikini Again

September 21st, 2011 // 35 Comments

Here’s Rihanna relaxing in Rio de Janeiro where apparently she had to flee to her hotel after fans recognized her and started swarming the beach. So just assume they knew it was her by the bikini and liberal ass touching. It’s practically her calling card.

SHERLOCK: I say, it appears she’s been here, yet I fail to detect the scent of swimwear and ass-play. How very strange.
CHRIS BROWN: Bitch peeped my phone!
SHERLOCK: Yes, Mr. Brown, you informed me when you hired me.
CHRIS BROWN: Gonna hit her with a car!
SHERLOCK: No shit. 

Photos: AKM Images


  1. Facebook Me

    At least she gave Ronald McDonald back his red hair.

  2. Feel free to stop posting about this yawnfest any time.

  3. Rihanna Bikini
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    I would’ve expected something more booty-ful from her. She still has a beautiful body, though. I’m jealous. Perfect amount of thickness!

  4. Lydia

    ugly and untalented

  5. anonymoose

    You forgot to report that the camera broke when the photo was taken.

    Stop paying any attention to his no-talent gets my vote too.

  6. Cock Dr

    After the scene she made in Barbados this is boring.

  7. Ron Fucking Swanson

    How does she expect to win the Uncle Tom Cotton Picking contest with such scrawny arms?

    • Malcolm Sex

      That was cute, being racist on the internet. You are so brave. I bet you say stuff like that to every black person you see in the real world. smh.

      • Ron Fucking Swanson

        I am black.

        You must be too, but of the current stupid as hell generation. Nice grasp of sarcasm & use of cognitive ability.

        Drive Thru window for life for you.

        What an embarrassment.

  8. Savi Rhankar

    Fucking gross dude.

  9. Snack pack

    There’s one pic of a black woman in the background saying it all by throwing up. I’m with her.

  10. Rihanna Bikini
    Snack pack
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    Hooooorrrrrfff. My thoughts exactly.

  11. Rihanna Bikini
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    In every picture there’s always a black guy saying it all with his hands

  12. Rihanna Bikini
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    As a straight female, I would be honored to pleasure her for hours. Yum.

  13. Rihanna Bikini
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    cmon baby bend a little more, it’s almost inside

  14. Jude

    Anyone know who makes her bikini?? I really want it

  15. Bob

    I like Rhianna… Rude Boy, Shut-up and Drive, Disturbia – she does some pretty good tunes. Besides which anyone who can put a guy who punches out women *insert dude’s name I can’t recall* to shame is alright by me.
    Fact is I’d rather see Rhianna in a bikini than Kim Khardashian in a Princess-whatever slave outfit anyday of the week.

  16. Rihanna Bikini
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    *bloop* now imma sniff my finger

  17. Rihanna Bikini
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    When you are a celebrity you hire your own ass groper

  18. Rihanna Bikini
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    This happens to me all the time. He probably already had his finger in that position and she backed into it. She should watch where she’s going.

  19. forrest gump

    listen: we, europeans, are expected to wear bikinis to the beach.
    ……….she is from puerto rico?

  20. BrandiLye

    Beautiful woman more beautiful than 70% of the free world getting no love b/c she’s black. Ya’ll suck.

  21. Donald Trump

    There’s absolutely NOTHING attractive about this woman whatsoever. No titties, white woman ass, and a “just ok” face that’s made worse by awful choices in hair-dont’s. Sad.

  22. Rihanna Bikini
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    she looks good! nice toned, flat, tummy!

  23. Rihanna Bikini
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    My girlfriend has soooo much better body than her..and why the hell is she still dating these stupid black cheater/beater guys!? ..i guess some bitches never learn! ;)

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