Here’s Rihanna relaxing in Rio de Janeiro where apparently she had to flee to her hotel after fans recognized her and started swarming the beach. So just assume they knew it was her by the bikini and liberal ass touching. It’s practically her calling card.
SHERLOCK: I say, it appears she’s been here, yet I fail to detect the scent of swimwear and ass-play. How very strange.
CHRIS BROWN: Bitch peeped my phone!
SHERLOCK: Yes, Mr. Brown, you informed me when you hired me.
CHRIS BROWN: Gonna hit her with a car!
SHERLOCK: No shit.
Photos: AKM Images
At least she gave Ronald McDonald back his red hair.
Feel free to stop posting about this yawnfest any time.
I second that motion!
Please stop!!! I agree!!
I would’ve expected something more booty-ful from her. She still has a beautiful body, though. I’m jealous. Perfect amount of thickness!
ugly and untalented
I kinda agree on the ugly part…but she’s still sexy as shit to me.
Wow all the group of old-jealous-ugly-fat-cows gathered around here
Say what now? Ugly? Trolling? Que?
You forgot to report that the camera broke when the photo was taken.
Stop paying any attention to his no-talent gets my vote too.
After the scene she made in Barbados this is boring.
How does she expect to win the Uncle Tom Cotton Picking contest with such scrawny arms?
That was cute, being racist on the internet. You are so brave. I bet you say stuff like that to every black person you see in the real world. smh.
I am black.
You must be too, but of the current stupid as hell generation. Nice grasp of sarcasm & use of cognitive ability.
Drive Thru window for life for you.
What an embarrassment.
Fucking gross dude.
I agree dudes are gross.
There’s one pic of a black woman in the background saying it all by throwing up. I’m with her.
Nobody is throwing up, but I admire your attempt at comedy I think.
Fourth pic. She could be chucking. And yes, weak humor is my thing.
Hooooorrrrrfff. My thoughts exactly.
In every picture there’s always a black guy saying it all with his hands
As a straight female, I would be honored to pleasure her for hours. Yum.
cmon baby bend a little more, it’s almost inside
Anyone know who makes her bikini?? I really want it
You want a bikini that makes it look like you’re wearing one bikini on top of another? Um…okay.
I like Rhianna… Rude Boy, Shut-up and Drive, Disturbia – she does some pretty good tunes. Besides which anyone who can put a guy who punches out women *insert dude’s name I can’t recall* to shame is alright by me.
Fact is I’d rather see Rhianna in a bikini than Kim Khardashian in a Princess-whatever slave outfit anyday of the week.
Jungle Fever is sooo…1980.
get over it.
Multi-Cultralism is a failure.
*bloop* now imma sniff my finger
When you are a celebrity you hire your own ass groper
This happens to me all the time. He probably already had his finger in that position and she backed into it. She should watch where she’s going.
listen: we, europeans, are expected to wear bikinis to the beach.
BECAUSE ALMOST ALL AMERICANS ARE FAT THEY SIMPLY DON’T FIT THOSE.
……….she is from puerto rico?
Beautiful woman more beautiful than 70% of the free world getting no love b/c she’s black. Ya’ll suck.
There’s absolutely NOTHING attractive about this woman whatsoever. No titties, white woman ass, and a “just ok” face that’s made worse by awful choices in hair-dont’s. Sad.
she looks good! nice toned, flat, tummy!
My girlfriend has soooo much better body than her..and why the hell is she still dating these stupid black cheater/beater guys!? ..i guess some bitches never learn! ;)