Rihanna’s in a Bikini Again

Here’s Rihanna relaxing in Rio de Janeiro where apparently she had to flee to her hotel after fans recognized her and started swarming the beach. So just assume they knew it was her by the bikini and liberal ass touching. It’s practically her calling card.

SHERLOCK: I say, it appears she’s been here, yet I fail to detect the scent of swimwear and ass-play. How very strange.
CHRIS BROWN: Bitch peeped my phone!
SHERLOCK: Yes, Mr. Brown, you informed me when you hired me.
CHRIS BROWN: Gonna hit her with a car!
SHERLOCK: No shit. 

Photos: AKM Images

Tags: Bikini, Rihanna