It’s Rihanna In A Bikini, With Magic Johnson?

July 23rd, 2012 // 36 Comments

Whenever I post about black celebrities, inevitably some racist shitbag will make some sort of comment about all African Americans having an STD and/or AIDS, then try to act all cute and say, “What? I’m just quoting a statistic,” when they’re called out on it. It’s more obnoxious than commenters who say, “I’m only using faggot like they did on South Park,” which I didn’t think was possible either.

That said, Rihanna on a boat with Magic Johnson probably didn’t help. C’mon.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. The Hippo Crit

    Sort of like how you always make disparaging comments about conservatives or anyone who doesnt support your agenda? Yeah, I thought so.

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    Sandusky
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    penis in the butt.

  3. YagiSka

    I both hate this bitch and want to fuck her at the same time. There’s the trashiness, the whole CB/doormat/punching-bag thing, the typing on her Twitter with a Caribbean accent (WTF?), the trying to be a thug when she so clearly is not, the fitting into stereotypes, etc, etc, etc.

    But it’s none of that, really. It’s mostly that she reminds me of this crazy ex-girlfriend of mine, and I’m a petty, shallow, and vindictive kind of guy.

    • Josephus

      Strangely, I feel the same way about Ke$ha. She’s abhorrent and dirty, and yet, I totally would.

    • The Royal Penis

      Yep, it’s totally “I’m gonna fuck you good and hard” in a kind of slap you upside your head for being stupid kind of way.

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    King Diamond
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    Yuck! That one serious toe corn.

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    King Diamond
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    Flat foot makes an appearance.

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    King Diamond
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    Little face/Bulbous head is a great role model to the youth of today

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    “C’mon, slap me five….c’mon girl….THERE you go! Now let’s eat.”

  8. USDA Prime McBeef

    Long term nonprogessors FTW. Go Magic!

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    Josephus
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    Something something “a magic johnson, indeed.”

  10. kkk

    this bitch is not even pretty. the only reason why she’s famous around black people is cause she’s light skin with green eyes. Black people are the biggest racist lol and she’s lighter so she’s better
    the hottest black chick is Meagan Good who has a pretty face and nice tits unlike rihanna

    same goes for beyonce and her stupid blond wigs

    • El Jefe

      I came this close to voting you down but then you made the mega save with Meagan Good. She is a gorgeous goddess who deserves more love than she gets.

  11. The Royal Penis

    Ah, I see. When it’s someone else making direct comments they suck.

    When it’s you making elusive suggestions then it’s ‘ok’.

    lol…just remember not to take yourself to seriously fish. It’s not like your Plato exporing same sex love philosophically.

    Maybe given your chosen profession you should grow a tougher skin.

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    The Royal Penis
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    “You got nothing to lose. It’s not like you can catch it twice. Hahaha!”

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    technut
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    epic

  14. Magic Johnson: Living proof that there’s a cure for AIDS, as long as you’re wealthy.

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    catapostrophe
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    “Ooowee! That kitty be sayin’ what I be sayin’!”

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    YTBOY
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    Thats the best looking ass ever!!!

  17. ShamrockSeamus

    When is Magic gonna come clean and tell everyone he got HIV on the down low?

  18. Edg

    Her bikini is horrible

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    Bruno
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    This bikini might be a little smaller. As the Brazilians use.

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    Turd Ferguson
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    whats with the 5 inch fingernails?
    Fucking nasty, like the rest of her.

  21. Shes just trying to plan ahead and see if she can get the cure for AIDS from Magic now. He paid a lot for it after he got it. Shes hoping a blow job and some anal sex will get it for her.

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    Weirdo
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    Boy,I’d bang that beautiful black butt!

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    Hesam
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    Fuck!!!!she’s crazy!

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    abc
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    i wanna fuck that ass 1000 times a day

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    island hottie myself
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    Dang must be great to be hot , fine ass , black empress.. huh…. yeah she’s above all wh…… Fucks so keep hating you fucks whi;e she make that breed

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    M&M
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    Maybe its just me, but that doesn’t look like a cigarette lol

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    julia
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    wow ur a slut… u think that u could get fame when chris brown hit u.. bitch u dum as fuck i mean come on. u get beaten by him and go back for what? then u send ur boy toy at the time drake to handle ur dirty work.. bitch u aint nothin but a fuckin hoe, now get your ass off this poor poor me shit and get a fucking life.. there are teenagers reading these things and thinking it is okay to dress like, that.. come on rhianna put sum fuckin clothes on for jesus’s sake.. hahhahahaha dum hoe

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    blind marvin
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    I WANT!!!!!!!

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    blind marvin
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    jesus mary and joseph and whoever the fuck else. GIVE MEEE!!!

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    blind marvin
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    Sexiest picture on thesuperficial. Bar None. I said it.

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    Piroca de Fantasma é Geladinha
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    I liked it! We can see a decent portion of her big ass.

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    good photos rihana your allwes sexy

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