BREAKING: Rihanna Hosed Off Her Butt In A Bikini

Sure, one of the most prominent superstars on the planet is trying to take advantage of the most highly publicized break-up of the moment, and a national tragedy was probably used for publicity, but sometimes you just want watch to Rihanna hose down her butt and vagina before pretending she has a penis. And that’s what separates us from the rest of the Internet; we know you better than you know yourself.

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