Sure, one of the most prominent superstars on the planet is trying to take advantage of the most highly publicized break-up of the moment, and a national tragedy was probably used for publicity, but sometimes you just want watch to Rihanna hose down her butt and vagina before pretending she has a penis. And that’s what separates us from the rest of the Internet; we know you better than you know yourself.
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And how many guys wouldn’t hose off her butt with their tongue??
We found love in a hoseless place.
Gross. She used to be so beautiful and talented, and now she’s overexposed and skanky. Who hoses off their butt???? What is she even doing?
That’s the sweetest ass in America today!!!
You don’t get out much do you…..I’m sure we can all agree that there is better (and cleaner) ass in abundant supply out there….say at your local McDonald’s.
YEP!! I would kiss that!!!
Perfection!!!
This gal knows exactly where the cameras are and loves to flaunt herself in front of them.
Going to take more than just water to clean that thing
Since the rumour is that she’s back hooking up with douchebag Brown I have to agree….there isn’t enough water in the ocean.
ewww
ewww
Please.. no more of this hideous skank… I beg you Fish.
one way to get it wet
perfection
Low standards.
I’m guessing you want something male, or maybe you’re Leo Dicaprio.
I’d do nasty things to this nasty bitch.
nasty sexual things, or nasty physical things?
Is there a difference?
Ha! Well, If Chris Brown is involved, no, I don’t think there would be.
Is it too much to ask to see her with the snorkel in her mouth?
I think you know what I mean by “snorkel”
OK, I just mean the goddamn snorkel
“Sometimes, when de pun-pun get ripe, me ‘ave to ‘ose it doon to keep ‘dem boys away when me wants a few minutes a-peace, y’know what me sayin’?”
Nasty attentiion whoring huge foreheaded ‘hood rat…
I believe her endless need for attention SCREAMS of a mental illness.
wtf, when me and the boys used to spray the darkies with the hoses back in ’68, everybody would get all pissed off about it.
I’m thumbing this one up because of the name. I’ll bet the joke’s lost on anyone under 40 or not from Philly.
I love that she seems to make her barely clothed body available on a regular basis, I just wish it were attractive.
She’s all yours….and unfortunately, everyone else’s.
This a a gold-winning snatch and clean for Barbados. I’d like to see her power jerk. (God, I need to stop watching the Olympics.)
This is the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.
The moment when thoughts go from seamen to semen.
wow! i love you beautiful mama. just looking at you makes fun and sanity out of my day. goofy! and hi chocolate! lol!
sucks to be that bald dude at the bottom of the photo, he just got herpes sprayed all over his head.
Someone hand this woman a Nobel prize.
Good God
I’d like to be behind her and ramming something up her anus. I bet it’s all stretched out though.
I wanna be the water that rolls on her body
“I’m goinig to wash that man right out of my ass.”
someone please punch her
Just when you thought it was safe to get out of the water! Jaws… I mean Peep.
Proudly displaying atrophy of the soleus and gastrocnemius normally only in patients after wearing an ankle cast for more than six months, Rihanna has obviously confused her unsightly peg-legs with the desirable, shapely calves that come from moderate exercise and a healthy lifestyle.
Water does not wash off the crabs, nice try though.
Who is the bloke in the water?
shouldnt she have a tattoo across her chest? old photos are old
Damn, I would be lucky to last 1 minute inside of her
That bikini bottom is painted on. If you’re not rock hard from looking at that, you’re clearly not into p***y.
I would lick that ass for hours