Rihanna Trades Her Blunt For A Bikini

January 18th, 2012 // 50 Comments

Taking a break from openly smoking her face off all over Hawaii, here’s Rihanna on a shark boat yesterday because after dulling your reflexes for 48 hours, you kind of want to swim with sea creatures that will chew your goddamn thorax out. Unfortunately I’m landlocked, so I have to settle with paying a hillbilly to shoot bullets at me to dodge which, obviously, lacks the same panache. Unless I made him wear a shark costume. And a beret…

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Rihanna Bikini
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    That’s quite the beaver berm.

  2. Cock Dr

    When a swimsuit makes a woman look as if she has more meat on her crotch than tits that’s my definition of a bad bathing suit.

  3. JungleRed

    Looks like she speared a shark and made a bikini from its skin.

  4. Browns Suck

    Here’s hoping a shark eats her skank ass!

  5. diegoga

    that’s an amazing woman!

  6. Ona Boat

    She’s just like Simon Cowell!

  7. Rihanna Bikini
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    Ah, the old “comparison shopping” trick—making yourself look hot by picking friends who aren’t.

  8. Rihanna Bikini
    Doctor Joystick
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    Suddenly I have a craving for a McTwist cone.

  9. Ashley

    I must be the odd man out. I actually like this swimsuit. And I’m a FEMALE! *gasp*

  10. Harry J. Anslinger's Zombie

    You know what’d be really hot?

    A bluntkini.

  11. Grinds ass in Barbados, runs around naked in Irish fields, gets high in Hawaii, not afraid to bulge her muff … I might almost be ready to say this chick is starting to grow on me, but then I have sudden worries about something else starting to grow on me and I feel kind of itchy and I have to watch PBS.

  12. Rihanna Bikini
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    Don’t be jealous, that’s an amazing bikini.

  13. Dan

    I wonder if she gets to write off these vactions as publicity if she pulls some of these stunts while on them…

  14. So basically we’re calling any revealing swimsuit a bikini now? Because I’m pretty sure that’s a one-piece.

    • Trek Girl

      Yup, that’s definitely a one-piece. I guess any swimwear for women that has cutouts, or the appearance of cutouts, is a bikini on this site.

  15. doctor snuggles

    this is a bathing suit, YOU PRUDISH AMERICANS!!

  16. Rihanna Bikini
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    Holy WOW!

  17. Rihanna Bikini
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    A clearly defined ham wallet

  18. Point Her Away

    Heiny or don’t bother posting the pics.

  19. Rihanna Bikini
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    …Wrapped in baking foil

  20. Rihanna Bikini
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    Riri is simply the most beautiful lady ever!

  21. Rachell

    I love this swimsuit. I wish I could find one with white mesh, since I’m snow colored (aka glow in the dark white)

  22. Venom

    I think she looks great and smoking hot and as Tom said, this is not a bikini. The BI in bikini stands for 2 pieces.

  23. She’s either got some really fat meat curtains or there’s a legitimate beaver in that suit.

  24. vgirl

    She’s going to have a Zebra stripes tomorrow.

  25. No

    Not a bikini, ya twat.

  26. Rihanna Bikini
    King Diamond
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    Who’s the monster to the left?

  27. Rihanna Bikini
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    i love that bikini!!!

    • Whatever

      Thank god, it’s actually a suit. I wouldn’t dare to move in it, for fear of falling out all over the place… I was seriously wondering: How does it stay on?!?

  28. Man

    her pussy must look like shredded beef when she’s nude. Fucking nasty ass looking beef curtains man. My girl has a better looking cameltoe.

  29. adrian

    ligalize marijuan!

  30. Sancho Berkowitz

    Murder Dem Batty Bwoy! (I assume that’s how she talks)

  31. Rihanna Bikini
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    she’s feeling herself? look at her hands!! what the hell?

  32. Rihanna Bikini
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    Even the sharks wouldn’t eat her.

  33. stevebeagle

    she’s got a sweet ass,, but from the hips up,,she has no shape at all.

  34. Rihanna Bikini
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    It does smell like weed!

  35. Rihanna Bikini
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    “Rihanna wants to do a wash! She says she barely has anything to wear!”

  36. Rihanna Bikini
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    “Oh, I LOVE Froot Loops! But you know what’s better? Froot Loops…when you’re *high*.”

  37. stephen

    u so special

  38. Rihanna Bikini
    Albert Fish
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    She definitely has a dick

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