Taking a break from openly smoking her face off all over Hawaii, here’s Rihanna on a shark boat yesterday because after dulling your reflexes for 48 hours, you kind of want to swim with sea creatures that will chew your goddamn thorax out. Unfortunately I’m landlocked, so I have to settle with paying a hillbilly to shoot bullets at me to dodge which, obviously, lacks the same panache. Unless I made him wear a shark costume. And a beret…
Photos: GSI Media
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That’s quite the beaver berm.
When a swimsuit makes a woman look as if she has more meat on her crotch than tits that’s my definition of a bad bathing suit.
The bathing suit that gives her tits on her crotch is tommorow.
Looks like she speared a shark and made a bikini from its skin.
Here’s hoping a shark eats her skank ass!
dude they can smell can’t they?
that’s an amazing woman!
She’s just like Simon Cowell!
Ah, the old “comparison shopping” trick—making yourself look hot by picking friends who aren’t.
Suddenly I have a craving for a McTwist cone.
I must be the odd man out. I actually like this swimsuit. And I’m a FEMALE! *gasp*
I like it too. It looks good on her.
It really accentuates the silver hairs on her back.
You know what’d be really hot?
A bluntkini.
Grinds ass in Barbados, runs around naked in Irish fields, gets high in Hawaii, not afraid to bulge her muff … I might almost be ready to say this chick is starting to grow on me, but then I have sudden worries about something else starting to grow on me and I feel kind of itchy and I have to watch PBS.
Don’t be jealous, that’s an amazing bikini.
I wonder if she gets to write off these vactions as publicity if she pulls some of these stunts while on them…
So basically we’re calling any revealing swimsuit a bikini now? Because I’m pretty sure that’s a one-piece.
Yup, that’s definitely a one-piece. I guess any swimwear for women that has cutouts, or the appearance of cutouts, is a bikini on this site.
Its just like when guys say “I like your dress” when its CLEARLY a skirt. morons.
this is a bathing suit, YOU PRUDISH AMERICANS!!
Holy WOW!
A clearly defined ham wallet
Heiny or don’t bother posting the pics.
…Wrapped in baking foil
Riri is simply the most beautiful lady ever!
I Concur!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love this swimsuit. I wish I could find one with white mesh, since I’m snow colored (aka glow in the dark white)
I think she looks great and smoking hot and as Tom said, this is not a bikini. The BI in bikini stands for 2 pieces.
Fuck you, you fucking douchebag. We’re fucking tired of you bro.
Looks like someone’s magic underwear got tangled up in a bunch.
Hey, that’s actually kind of funny. Bi-kini. But let’s not confuse the kids who might end up thinking that there’s a group of islands in the South Pacific named after a swimsuit.
She’s either got some really fat meat curtains or there’s a legitimate beaver in that suit.
She’s going to have a Zebra stripes tomorrow.
Not a bikini, ya twat.
Who’s the monster to the left?
i love that bikini!!!
Thank god, it’s actually a suit. I wouldn’t dare to move in it, for fear of falling out all over the place… I was seriously wondering: How does it stay on?!?
her pussy must look like shredded beef when she’s nude. Fucking nasty ass looking beef curtains man. My girl has a better looking cameltoe.
ligalize marijuan!
Murder Dem Batty Bwoy! (I assume that’s how she talks)
she’s feeling herself? look at her hands!! what the hell?
Even the sharks wouldn’t eat her.
she’s got a sweet ass,, but from the hips up,,she has no shape at all.
It does smell like weed!
Lol
“Rihanna wants to do a wash! She says she barely has anything to wear!”
“Oh, I LOVE Froot Loops! But you know what’s better? Froot Loops…when you’re *high*.”
u so special
She definitely has a dick