Here’s Rihanna spending her last day in Hawaii with a little paddleboarding because if you’ve never baked your face off then swam out to sea and blown smoke rings into a sea turtle’s face, are you really even alive?
Full Disclosure: I’ve done absolutely none of those things, or even left the continental U.S. I just needed something to write besides, “Chocolate butt make my pee-pee be all like ‘Whaaaaaaa,’” which was my first draft. (I didn’t want to make the other bloggers look bad.)
Photos: GSI Media