BEST OF 2011: Rihanna’s Drunken Butt Sex Jamboree

December 29th, 2011 // 88 Comments
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Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.

AUGUST

An entire island of Difficult Brown. Dare to dream, Sinead O’Connor. Dare to dream…

Here’s Rihanna celebrating Kadooment Day by getting epically shit-hammered drunk and dry butt-humping all of Barbados. And just to emphasize how “right up our alley” – *jiggles tie* – these pics are, if Batman was standing in the background giving Rihanna the thumbs up, I’d fight to the death anyone who tried to say I didn’t make these happen with my mind. MY PSYCHIC BUTT POWERS ARE MANY.

Posted: 8.1.2011

Original Post: Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Jwalker
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    Lol look at that guy

  2. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    Who cares… Let her have fun. I can’t think of many people, who if in her position (young and rich) wouldn’t do the same.

  3. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Shario1
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    Visible: Boy do you have issues.

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    High standards
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    She has no ass.

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    Truth
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    She’s mildly retarded and I find it interesting how much adoration she receives. From an aesthetics standpoint, there isn’t much going for her in comparison to most women you could meet in your own town. She has no ass. Her tits are nicely shaped though and smallish which is a nice break from all of the silicone. Her face looks misshapen like it dropped down her head a little too far.

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    MP
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    Where I live on Grenada, the rule of thumb is if you dance like that you are pretty much obliged to fuck the person.

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    Piroca de Fantasma é Geladinha
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    Um bundão moreno é sempre bem vindo.

  8. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Piroca de Fantasma é Geladinha
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    Aposto que ela esfregou o rabo em metade de Barbados.

  9. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    David R
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    I approve of this photo.

  10. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Jon Boi
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    Wuts on her breast 0.o ?

  11. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    jack King
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    This lips were made for BJs.

  12. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Chelsea
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    Shut up!!! At these events even your dog gets high.. It goes with the territory..

  13. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Nate
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    I want to lick her asshole and eat peanut M&Ms out of it.

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    adryan
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    i love you rihanna

  15. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Sammy
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    She looks like she’d be a lot of fun.

  16. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    J.o.W.
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    Haha what an ugly fat bitch xD

  17. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    J.o.W.
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    I bet her hole is so big, that u have to seduce her with ur head.

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    Turtles
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    Yep she got nice a$$. Hate her ugly face.

  19. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    You can take the girl out of the skank …

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    J.D.M
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    Your must be a million times uglyer than she fckn hater

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    Mary
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    Have another drink, RiRi

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    Skill Nye
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    damn wut a gut on the girl on the right

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    mike
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    she looks so sexy looks good enough to eat

    • hater

      go ahead….and while your at it i have some dog crap in my yard that needs cleaned up, start eating that first, it probably tastes the same

  24. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    Arabic tattu is good if you all so wery sexy

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    Beautyfull sexy ass Ilike it

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    mark
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    this is it

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    mark
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    even a blind man will see that assssssssssssss

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    shit
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    you dont get it…its carnaval everyone does that and acts crazy you idiots. shutup

    • HaHaHa

      Really everyone dresses and acts like trash during this carnival? This is how Riri normally acts at least now she’s got company.

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    Guest
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    Poor Rhianna she is one confused unstable lonely little girl. I hope she figures it out and gets some help before it’s too late. On the other hand when you have a team of bodyguards and her body why not?! I was referring to getting some help and clarity regarding the CB issue…run away girl just run away…

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    hater
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    ugly b@itch

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