Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
AUGUST
An entire island of Difficult Brown. Dare to dream, Sinead O’Connor. Dare to dream…
Here’s Rihanna celebrating Kadooment Day by getting epically shit-hammered drunk and dry butt-humping all of Barbados. And just to emphasize how “right up our alley” – *jiggles tie* – these pics are, if Batman was standing in the background giving Rihanna the thumbs up, I’d fight to the death anyone who tried to say I didn’t make these happen with my mind. MY PSYCHIC BUTT POWERS ARE MANY.
Posted: 8.1.2011
Original Post: Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados
Photos: Splash News
please cut the crap.
……..A CHILD MUST “PLAY”, folks!!
This black bitch really annoys me.
This was one of my fave 2011 posts. Love to see pop stars undressed, shit hammered and mingling with the unwashed public.
Not pictured, Sinead O’Connor doing the “Difficult Brown”.
Who gives a flying fuck about this thunderskank
Is she supposed to be black? Really, Miley Cyrus looks blacker than she does.
Yucky
Shes feeling at home in the jungle apparently. Look at her doing her sheboon mating call. Gross zoo inhabitant.
I’m not sure who is the bigger fame whore – this bitch or Lady Gaga
SUCH A WHORE!
SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED DOING THIS :S
I don’t care what people say, this is just dry humping, not dancing.
****BLORRRRRP!****
Fucking Beauty.
omg my bf just made out with me crap
um…what are you fourteen? this is probably one of the stupidest captions i have ever heard.
omged whats up with her fukin hair
am leasening to her song right now
Is that someone’s face under her ass???
Somebody’s been sitting on strangers’ faces LOL
She’s definitely getting off on all that johnson rubbing
bwahahaha drunken queen of barbados :DD
set…hut one hut two…..
Love that big black ass on my face :D
I atacully really like the fact that we get to pick and choose which post we want to see. Commenting is also a lot easier now. I don’t get the issue with the font color. The site looks great, better than ever.
Soooo out of shape. Lazy ass will be a fat scrubber in ten years time.
Hot Butt
yuck
so yummy!
That run is from her scratching her ass too much.
BEAUTIFUL SEXY WOMAN
STILL AINT AS EMBARASING AS YOUR FACE. SUCKER. RIHANNA LOVE YOU RUDE GAL
It’s butt-butt-better in Bar Bar Barhiann- Barbados!
Rhianna doing her favorite thing. Cut her some-no, not her costume, some SLACK, Jack! Can’t a girl enjoy herself and thousands at the same time without you slobbering all over your monitor? That means computer monitor, not the guy or girl assigned by law to watch you don’t get into more trouble.
if yall lived in the islands yall understand but you guys dnt .its apart of our culture
Your culture equates dry humping with dancing. not much to understand.
Soooooo true i agree with anita….. Just wine at SXM carnival this past weekend :-)
so far she has the best ass all these celbs have to offer dnt believe me look an Dita Von Tesse, Kim K and Lindsey Lohan.. Rihanna babycakes is #Winning!!
idgf ill be a riri groupie all day lol.. She so mf fly
shes flawless idgf wat anybody got to say Rihanna is bangin & still is
shes som gorgeous
i love how her bra or watever u call it fits perfect on her boobs. Must be custom made;)
that must be a fav necklace of hers cuz she always has it on in alotta pic of hers.
Don’t hate, that just the way we dance in the Caribbean. Perfectly normal thing down here. Looks like everybody had a good time.
please shes a whore n deserved to get her ass knocked out. women get abused all the time n noone says anything but because shes famous now its such a tragedy. bet yall fell dumb as hell now that u knw theyre still fuckin
You are an idiot. Don’t you have a wife beater to change into or a tooth to brush? Maybe you could clean up the trailer?
Sexy
Awful bitch, how terrible
she is a skanky whore no wonder Chris beat her she aks like a 2 bit 50 cent slut
its crazy how u come and call her a skanky whore maybe because u are tired of people tellin u that youre one so u come and try to make somebody else feel bad
Rihannanavy? If she’s ur idol I feel sorry for u.
That guy’s pants look tight in the crotch area. There’s even a tiny black dot at the tip. What did I just see? 0.o
She will soon enough meet Whitney’s fate!
She’s still quite chunky in the gut and thighs, and no collar bone visible unless she leans forward. Not good. All that alcohol she will be fat again in no time. Look what alcohol did to Cheryl Burke of DWTS: she’s a knee-less blob of fat who gets out of breath fast and can no longer be picked up by her partners anymore!
You have some major issues. Seriously, girls and women don’t need to be stick thin and have visible collarbones just to be considered “pretty” or “beautiful” and if you think that, you’re close-minded and disgusting, and also pathetic for letting Hollywood mutilate your views of what is considered “beautiful”. Ugh.
On a more relevant note, kudos to Rihanna for not starving herself or being disgustingly thin, and maintaining that beautiful body of hers.
More like Queen of the Drunkards!
Stick straight piano legs, no waist curves, fat thighs, chunky upper thighs, no boobs and flabby arms. She should have worn a potato sack, nothing to flaunt when you look like that!
She coud stand to work out a bit, that flabby body is gross!
Blood dripping down her forehead and onto her front teeth?