BEST OF 2011: Rihanna’s Drunken Butt Sex Jamboree

December 29th, 2011 // 88 Comments
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Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.

AUGUST

An entire island of Difficult Brown. Dare to dream, Sinead O’Connor. Dare to dream…

Here’s Rihanna celebrating Kadooment Day by getting epically shit-hammered drunk and dry butt-humping all of Barbados. And just to emphasize how “right up our alley” – *jiggles tie* – these pics are, if Batman was standing in the background giving Rihanna the thumbs up, I’d fight to the death anyone who tried to say I didn’t make these happen with my mind. MY PSYCHIC BUTT POWERS ARE MANY.

Posted: 8.1.2011

Original Post: Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados

Photos: Splash News

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  1. forrest gump

    please cut the crap.
    ……..A CHILD MUST “PLAY”, folks!!

  2. Donald Trump

    This black bitch really annoys me.

  3. Cock Dr

    This was one of my fave 2011 posts. Love to see pop stars undressed, shit hammered and mingling with the unwashed public.

  4. Dude of Dudes

    Not pictured, Sinead O’Connor doing the “Difficult Brown”.

  5. joe sixpack

    Who gives a flying fuck about this thunderskank

  6. dotmatrix

    Is she supposed to be black? Really, Miley Cyrus looks blacker than she does.

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    Gala
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    Yucky

  8. Kramer

    Shes feeling at home in the jungle apparently. Look at her doing her sheboon mating call. Gross zoo inhabitant.

  9. Mama Pinkus

    I’m not sure who is the bigger fame whore – this bitch or Lady Gaga

  10. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    EVA BROWN
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    SUCH A WHORE!
    SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED DOING THIS :S

  11. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    I don’t care what people say, this is just dry humping, not dancing.

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    BellyFullOfBeer
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    ****BLORRRRRP!****

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    GangaMaipaRegularFucker
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    Fucking Beauty.

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    cloie
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    omg my bf just made out with me crap

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    nahhbicthitsme
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    omged whats up with her fukin hair

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    nahhbicthitsme
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    am leasening to her song right now

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    fOOgAzEE
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    Is that someone’s face under her ass???
    Somebody’s been sitting on strangers’ faces LOL

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    fOOgAzEE
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    She’s definitely getting off on all that johnson rubbing

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    Stubbs
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    bwahahaha drunken queen of barbados :DD

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    tom brady
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    set…hut one hut two…..

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    jx2020df
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    Love that big black ass on my face :D

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    Alexandre
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    I atacully really like the fact that we get to pick and choose which post we want to see. Commenting is also a lot easier now. I don’t get the issue with the font color. The site looks great, better than ever.

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    Dudey
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    Soooo out of shape. Lazy ass will be a fat scrubber in ten years time.

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    Dan.
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    Hot Butt

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    Sprmcandy
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    yuck

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    sexwomenphotos.blogspot.com
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    so yummy!

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    xttaayylorex
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    That run is from her scratching her ass too much.

  28. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Commented on this photo:

    BEAUTIFUL SEXY WOMAN

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    CHARLOTTE
    Commented on this photo:

    STILL AINT AS EMBARASING AS YOUR FACE. SUCKER. RIHANNA LOVE YOU RUDE GAL

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    eyeballs burnt
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    It’s butt-butt-better in Bar Bar Barhiann- Barbados!

    Rhianna doing her favorite thing. Cut her some-no, not her costume, some SLACK, Jack! Can’t a girl enjoy herself and thousands at the same time without you slobbering all over your monitor? That means computer monitor, not the guy or girl assigned by law to watch you don’t get into more trouble.

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    anita
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    if yall lived in the islands yall understand but you guys dnt .its apart of our culture

  32. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Commented on this photo:

    Soooooo true i agree with anita….. Just wine at SXM carnival this past weekend :-)

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    candy
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    so far she has the best ass all these celbs have to offer dnt believe me look an Dita Von Tesse, Kim K and Lindsey Lohan.. Rihanna babycakes is #Winning!!

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    candy
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    idgf ill be a riri groupie all day lol.. She so mf fly

  35. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    candy
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    shes flawless idgf wat anybody got to say Rihanna is bangin & still is

  36. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    candy
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    shes som gorgeous

  37. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    candy
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    i love how her bra or watever u call it fits perfect on her boobs. Must be custom made;)

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    candy
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    that must be a fav necklace of hers cuz she always has it on in alotta pic of hers.

  39. Don’t hate, that just the way we dance in the Caribbean. Perfectly normal thing down here. Looks like everybody had a good time.

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    me
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    please shes a whore n deserved to get her ass knocked out. women get abused all the time n noone says anything but because shes famous now its such a tragedy. bet yall fell dumb as hell now that u knw theyre still fuckin

    • Sexy is not one-size-fits-all

      You are an idiot. Don’t you have a wife beater to change into or a tooth to brush? Maybe you could clean up the trailer?

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    Pimp
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    Sexy

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    Ana
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    Awful bitch, how terrible

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    jenine
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    she is a skanky whore no wonder Chris beat her she aks like a 2 bit 50 cent slut

    • rihannanavy

      its crazy how u come and call her a skanky whore maybe because u are tired of people tellin u that youre one so u come and try to make somebody else feel bad

  44. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Visible
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    That guy’s pants look tight in the crotch area. There’s even a tiny black dot at the tip. What did I just see? 0.o

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    Visible
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    She will soon enough meet Whitney’s fate!

  46. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Visible
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    She’s still quite chunky in the gut and thighs, and no collar bone visible unless she leans forward. Not good. All that alcohol she will be fat again in no time. Look what alcohol did to Cheryl Burke of DWTS: she’s a knee-less blob of fat who gets out of breath fast and can no longer be picked up by her partners anymore!

    • Kat

      You have some major issues. Seriously, girls and women don’t need to be stick thin and have visible collarbones just to be considered “pretty” or “beautiful” and if you think that, you’re close-minded and disgusting, and also pathetic for letting Hollywood mutilate your views of what is considered “beautiful”. Ugh.

      On a more relevant note, kudos to Rihanna for not starving herself or being disgustingly thin, and maintaining that beautiful body of hers.

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    Visible
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    More like Queen of the Drunkards!

  48. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Visible
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    Stick straight piano legs, no waist curves, fat thighs, chunky upper thighs, no boobs and flabby arms. She should have worn a potato sack, nothing to flaunt when you look like that!

  49. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Visible
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    She coud stand to work out a bit, that flabby body is gross!

  50. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Visible
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    Blood dripping down her forehead and onto her front teeth?

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