Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados

August 1st, 2011 // 244 Comments

While most of us woke up and went to work this morning, Rihanna got up, slid into this a pile of ruby fishnets and started downing rum out of a cup she found lying next to a chicken coop. From there, it was only another a matter of more rum until she thought simulating doggy style sex on a parade float would be an awesome idea. And when isn’t it? Anyway, all this is to celebrate Kadooment Day in Barbados which I’m just going to assume is some sort of ritual to declare a new queen of da island. Later, a bunch of nerds will use “Google” and tell me it’s about the sugar cane harvest then question how I even got this job. Which, funny enough, also involved rum, fishnets and this. Whatever this is.

UPDATE: Added more pics starting here, in case anyone wanted to see Rihanna do a shit-faced spread eagle over an entire Barbadian town thus pleasing the harvest spirits.

UPDATE: And now here’s another gallery because there’s no way this wasn’t going to be an all day drunk butt fest.

Photo: Splash News

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    She’s still quite chunky in the gut and thighs, and no collar bone visible unless she leans forward. Not good. All that alcohol she will be fat again in no time. Look what alcohol did to Cheryl Burke of DWTS: she’s a knee-less blob of fat who gets out of breath fast and can no longer be picked up by her partners anymore!

    • Kat

      You have some major issues. Seriously, girls and women don’t need to be stick thin and have visible collarbones just to be considered “pretty” or “beautiful” and if you think that, you’re close-minded and disgusting, and also pathetic for letting Hollywood mutilate your views of what is considered “beautiful”. Ugh.

      On a more relevant note, kudos to Rihanna for not starving herself or being disgustingly thin, and maintaining that beautiful body of hers.

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    More like Queen of the Drunkards!

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    Stick straight piano legs, no waist curves, fat thighs, chunky upper thighs, no boobs and flabby arms. She should have worn a potato sack, nothing to flaunt when you look like that!

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    She coud stand to work out a bit, that flabby body is gross!

  5. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    Blood dripping down her forehead and onto her front teeth?

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    Jwalker
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    Lol look at that guy

  7. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    Who cares… Let her have fun. I can’t think of many people, who if in her position (young and rich) wouldn’t do the same.

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    Shario1
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    Visible: Boy do you have issues.

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    High standards
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    She has no ass.

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    Truth
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    She’s mildly retarded and I find it interesting how much adoration she receives. From an aesthetics standpoint, there isn’t much going for her in comparison to most women you could meet in your own town. She has no ass. Her tits are nicely shaped though and smallish which is a nice break from all of the silicone. Her face looks misshapen like it dropped down her head a little too far.

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    MP
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    Where I live on Grenada, the rule of thumb is if you dance like that you are pretty much obliged to fuck the person.

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    Piroca de Fantasma é Geladinha
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    Um bundão moreno é sempre bem vindo.

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    Piroca de Fantasma é Geladinha
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    Aposto que ela esfregou o rabo em metade de Barbados.

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    David R
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    I approve of this photo.

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    Jon Boi
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    Wuts on her breast 0.o ?

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    jack King
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    This lips were made for BJs.

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    Chelsea
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    Shut up!!! At these events even your dog gets high.. It goes with the territory..

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    Nate
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    I want to lick her asshole and eat peanut M&Ms out of it.

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    adryan
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    i love you rihanna

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    Sammy
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    She looks like she’d be a lot of fun.

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    J.o.W.
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    Haha what an ugly fat bitch xD

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    J.o.W.
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    I bet her hole is so big, that u have to seduce her with ur head.

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    Turtles
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    Yep she got nice a$$. Hate her ugly face.

  24. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    You can take the girl out of the skank …

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    J.D.M
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    Your must be a million times uglyer than she fckn hater

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    Mary
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    Have another drink, RiRi

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    Skill Nye
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    damn wut a gut on the girl on the right

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    mike
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    she looks so sexy looks good enough to eat

    • hater

      go ahead….and while your at it i have some dog crap in my yard that needs cleaned up, start eating that first, it probably tastes the same

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    Arabic tattu is good if you all so wery sexy

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    Beautyfull sexy ass Ilike it

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    mark
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    this is it

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    mark
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    even a blind man will see that assssssssssssss

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    shit
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    you dont get it…its carnaval everyone does that and acts crazy you idiots. shutup

    • HaHaHa

      Really everyone dresses and acts like trash during this carnival? This is how Riri normally acts at least now she’s got company.

  34. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    Poor Rhianna she is one confused unstable lonely little girl. I hope she figures it out and gets some help before it’s too late. On the other hand when you have a team of bodyguards and her body why not?! I was referring to getting some help and clarity regarding the CB issue…run away girl just run away…

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    hater
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    ugly b@itch

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