Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados

August 1st, 2011 // 244 Comments

While most of us woke up and went to work this morning, Rihanna got up, slid into this a pile of ruby fishnets and started downing rum out of a cup she found lying next to a chicken coop. From there, it was only another a matter of more rum until she thought simulating doggy style sex on a parade float would be an awesome idea. And when isn’t it? Anyway, all this is to celebrate Kadooment Day in Barbados which I’m just going to assume is some sort of ritual to declare a new queen of da island. Later, a bunch of nerds will use “Google” and tell me it’s about the sugar cane harvest then question how I even got this job. Which, funny enough, also involved rum, fishnets and this. Whatever this is.

UPDATE: Added more pics starting here, in case anyone wanted to see Rihanna do a shit-faced spread eagle over an entire Barbadian town thus pleasing the harvest spirits.

UPDATE: And now here’s another gallery because there’s no way this wasn’t going to be an all day drunk butt fest.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    Oh that’s just delicious.

  2. TetterkeT

    Remind me again how Rihanna is different than your average stripper and/or call girl?

    • zomgbie

      AUTOTUNE.

    • nicky

      u assssss what she has on is called a COSTUME and WE bajan women wear it at carnival and wow u pep are slow.can u even afford a tickect and hotel accomodation in BARBADOS let alone a costume…….and for u’r info our money aint far from yours…

  3. Die Mohammed Die

    Oh I’d definitely display for her. Dragging branches and shaking trees. Maybe even some chest pounding.

  4. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Mr. Ed
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    Whores are just whores, of course, of course.

  5. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    I am finding this portrait largely difficult to object.

  6. Donald Trump

    Who let this ape outta the cage?

  7. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Siloporcen7
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    Those shingles must be painful

  8. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    Human Ragnorak.

  9. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    “I’d hit that”, said Chris Brown.

  10. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    Riding on a float is so simple a caveman could do it.

  11. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    jlover
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    anyone get the coke blade around her neck?

  12. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    ChonchArcola
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    is that Slam thing an advertising banner or a splatter shield?

  13. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    Dear White People,

    Your parades suck.

    Sincerely,
    The Rest of the World

  14. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MisterSuccint
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    Snoop couldn’t find a bottle opener, but Rihanna came to the rescue.

  15. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    Rihanna eats ass? *I’m in love*

  16. Christie

    I’m from Barbados and I say go Ri Ri. Crop Over is our national festival to celebrate the end of another sugar season. Partying all day in our Grand Kadooment is what we do. Don’t knock other people’s culture.

  17. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    SteveG
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    I said punch me FIRST you imbecile.

  18. SteveG

    Hepa, Hepa, Hepa…. Ey, Oh, My…..

  19. Nik

    her top hugs her tits real well

  20. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Matt
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    In every picture like this there’s always…. you know what? Forget it.

  21. RasputinsLiver

    Ah…

    Ain’t nuthin’ like a drunk brown-skinned ho.

    White-skinned hoes merely look trailer trashy. Whereas brown-skinned/dark-skinned hoes look absolutely filthy, like some big ol’ juicy hunk of meat you wanna sink your teeth and cock into and know you don’t have to ask what her name is, you don’t even have to pretend to care.

  22. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    i want her asshole in my mouth, now!

  23. Audieme

    I love Crop Ova! ***chiiiirp***

  24. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    brent
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    Why is blood is dripping from her forehead?
    Was Chris Brown at this party?

  25. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Siloporcen7
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    Ducky

  26. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!

  27. asha

    LMFAO chicken coop on spring garden???? lmao u ppl clearly have never been to Barbados during the kadooment festival. smh she’s probably not even drunk. LMAO its amazing the stories people come up with when they don’t know anything its even more amazing,,,not to mention pitiful when other ignorant people actually believe it! LMAO! this article is hilarious!

    • Captain Obvious

      @ asha

      Uh, no bitch. We dont care.

      Now get back to making my rum, molasses and stinking up the place worse than a Bronx Exxon on I-95.

  28. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Hmm...
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    I’m Queen of da World!

  29. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Hmm...
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    I’m confused by the extra elbow…

  30. TomFrank

    So when do they come to the part where they tie her up with thick rope, burn some trash, and lovingly murmur in her ear, “Calypso, I release you from your human bonds”?

  31. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    ayo
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    Superficial presents: If Britney were black

  32. @dodger_therapy

    Thank god Matt Kemp got away from this chunky booze hound.

  33. the one

    the mental part is never discussed in america?

  34. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Haylee
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    this is for Crop Over festival in barbados, and this is how everyone behaves. It’s carnival!!!!!!!!! dance n drink whole day, whole night pon d island!!!!!!!!!!!! normal normal

  35. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    SiS
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    Let her be…damnnn it…shes just like a normal human being….just because she dances and signs doesnt mean that shes mistake proof !!! please ppl get a freaking life !!! breath and let ppl breath and do their lives !!!!!

  36. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    SiS
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    sings***

  37. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    ASS_FRISTER
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    Is that a festering herpes boil on her inside left thigh next to the Gooch? Yum…

  38. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    the beautiful rihanna is having a blast in her home town where nothing but nice soca music and drinks flow whole day in the streets of Barbados to end the celebrations of cropover.So all the haters should come to this lovely island and experience the vibe and step off de damn woman and realize she is the hottest thing right now,so thank God she aint bus it brazilian style.

  39. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Hannah
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    I like that she’s still holding her cup.

  40. OK we are very sorry for living in the bush and we are not up to your standards, I just cant understand if you are not doing what Americans are doing you aint shit, but it is cool you spend most of your time destroying one another..but we know that you are haters to the fullest, but with a island of 250.000 people we have a mega star you just need to walk it off !!!!!! Barbados

  41. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    SHAINER
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    LET THE GIRL ENJOY HER SELF IN THE CARIBBEAN THERES ALWAYS A TIME IN THE YEAR WHERE THER`S CARNIVAL I CAN ASSURE U IF SHE WASN`T A CELEBRITY SHE WOULD BE IN A BAND THE SAME WAY DRUNK AND HAVING FUNN COME ON IT`S FREE BOOZE IF U JOIN A BAND SO LET HER BE SHE STILL YOUNG LIVE LIFE ENJOY LIFE SHE HAS PPL THERE TO TAKE HER HOME NOONE IS GOING TO TAKE HER HOME AND FUCK HER CUZ SHE`S DRUNK SHE HAS PPL TO LOOK OUT FOR HER JUST AS EVERYONE ELSE

    • Chelsea

      you’re so right.. it says alot about how small minded people are.. i’m from Dominica and these pictures are funny to me.. I’m happy that rihanna can still go back to where she came from and put on weight like we all do and party in the caribbean.. I’m proud of her.. Caribbean parties are the best ever..

  42. Lissa

    U critic needs to stop!!Come on she is a bajan bd dat is how we do as part of our culture….Can’t take dha bajan out of her she truly had a ball with her own!!Bajan 2 de world:-)

  43. NunuBajanBitch

    Wanna is a bunch of fxxkin haters. We dont say nun bout yall gay ass parades and de ugly muthafxxkers of jersey shore. Its culture, just like yall culture is lynching blacks. Fxxk yall and chris brown tooo. He come to barbados again and we’ll fxxk him up and send him back in a casket.

  44. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    shiela
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    Looks like she had a terrific time, I love how she mixed and mingled with the people, that shows she doesn’t feel superior to others, Go Rhi,Rhi

  45. gabby

    rihanna looks like she was having a great time wish i was there. i love carnivals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bacanal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    Well, Rhianna is at HOME, enjoying herself where she can be just one of the regular carefree island people enjoying a local tradition and then the next day, back to work as usual! Those foto’s might not be a normal sight for state siders, but here in the islands, its pretty normal, men remain respectful, brvause afterall it’s just a dance! Remember how scandalous people thought dirty dancing was and heaven forbid Lambada.. we could not really see what the big fuss was about!? So, I say, Ri Ri, do ya ting gyal and get on bad! Don’t be shame of where ya come from!!

  47. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    MrLaardi
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    One of the most overrated tart there is. Mediocre music and definately not a looker. I don’t understant what’s the fuzz.

  48. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Brian
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    This on my country (DR) is called “PERREO”

  49. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    jessica fletcher
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    Rhianna looks to be enjoying herself and also signing a deal with the tourist board. It’s just a pity that her concerts were so expensive, way out of reach of the majority of Bajans. As a local girl she knows the predicament of most of the islanders. I appreciate her management wanted to make money but if she’d waived her fee the concerts would have been more affordable.

  50. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    jamesblonde
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    looks like theo huxtable in the photobomb.

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