Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados

August 1st, 2011 // 244 Comments

While most of us woke up and went to work this morning, Rihanna got up, slid into this a pile of ruby fishnets and started downing rum out of a cup she found lying next to a chicken coop. From there, it was only another a matter of more rum until she thought simulating doggy style sex on a parade float would be an awesome idea. And when isn’t it? Anyway, all this is to celebrate Kadooment Day in Barbados which I’m just going to assume is some sort of ritual to declare a new queen of da island. Later, a bunch of nerds will use “Google” and tell me it’s about the sugar cane harvest then question how I even got this job. Which, funny enough, also involved rum, fishnets and this. Whatever this is.

UPDATE: Added more pics starting here, in case anyone wanted to see Rihanna do a shit-faced spread eagle over an entire Barbadian town thus pleasing the harvest spirits.

UPDATE: And now here’s another gallery because there’s no way this wasn’t going to be an all day drunk butt fest.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    James
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    I think I just jizzed.

  2. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Commented on this photo:

    Rihanna’s never looked better. Bring your friend too, girl.

  3. General Disarray

    Oh yeah I’d hit it…like I was gettin’ paid for it!

    • Thats The Truth Truth

      Ugh. You go for it Toby. Ill be there to spray you down afterwards so that you dont infect half of continental North America when you come back to the states.

      Im fucking SHOCKED that fish was able to make a Diarhi-rhi post without talking about her being punched in the face for not knowing when to STFU.

      ^5 fish. Thanks for finally getting over your token, talentless, tubby, pseudo-african princess’s stupidity and lack of self control problem.

      • Cock Dr

        I love it when douchebag Chris Brown posts. He has such a way with the English language.

      • Artofwar

        ….The only loathing that should be afforded Chris knock-A-Hoe-Out Brown, is that in-fact he didn’t kill the bitch….Artofwar

  4. SATAN

    she looks like shit

    • baron of all media

      Michelle Bachmann says you control the gays. Now I tend to believe her, because you’re clearly a ringleading homo.

      • Jabba Goreish

        Michelle Bachmann…you just classed this joint up by 1,000,000,000,000x by typing that name correctly.

        Im proud of you for being able to spell correctly homo-lib with an agenda that doesnt hold water elsewhere on the web so you spout politics at the superficial.

        Good One! HAHA

      • nicky

        u got major issues and please don’t be a hater since u no nothing of our people and yAH no what,what the hell is u’r culture well if u think that way about her we don’t give a S*****T

    • Artofwar

      ….Where one may find one hoe, one will sure find many….Confucius

    • reformed_druid

      In person she really looks like shit.

  5. Someone needs to run up and punch this bitch in the face. I don’t blame Chris Brown so much now.

    • Warn J

      Chris Brown should have punched your ugly mother in her face!!!! You can always find the Ri-Ri haters line up in shit to spew it an the garbage they feed on because they are so filled with envy….. What kind of animals wish bad on other people just to satisfy their sickness? Fuck all of you, and your unfortunate parents for bringing you into this world to hate and envy other people…. FUCK OFF!!!!

      • some stupid kid

        Chris Brown should have punched your ugly mother in her face!!!! X infinity!

      • liquid shit

        “Ri-Ri” is a fucking joke. She digs the rough treatment, and even features s&m bullshit in her “performances,” and probably would have been forgotten by now if it wasn’t for “the incident.” That is her claim to fame, that’s where she lives; that is her address.

      • nicky

        SHE nah have to claim nothin for fame dear,and chris brown is no real man,i know how bajan women can get so trust me RHI RHI probably never backed down in the argument and that’s why it ended that way..

        (LIQUID SHIT) is the right name for u stop hating on people that u don’t know and i’m a 100% BAJAN like RHI RHI and if i was there i would have given all u haters out there more to talk about…

  6. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Commented on this photo:

    Anal sex…it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

  7. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    lkjm
    Commented on this photo:

    uno

  8. My old lady wears that outfit MUCH better

  9. BENWAW

    I am ashamed to say I thought she was hot a long long time ago,
    yikes!

    • mel

      yup, me too. then i heard her speak during an interview and i felt like shooting myself in the dick. she does have a nice ass though…and i’m sure that it houses an equally attractive corn wagon.

  10. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Commented on this photo:

    We may never know what caused Chris Brown to get so upset.
    Hint: it was the beehive cornrows.

  11. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Commented on this photo:

    …with the hole in his pants

  12. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    shags
    Commented on this photo:

    In the animal kingdom, they call this “presenting”

  13. adolf hitler

    “until she thought simulating doggy style sex on a parade float would be an awesome idea”

    video after the jump???????????

  14. Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

    I’d hit it and so would you.

    Dat ass!

  15. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    brian peppers
    Commented on this photo:

    dat ass.

  16. can’t wait til this one goes on her downward spiral :DDD

  17. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Commented on this photo:

    yassim.. mighty fine~

  18. "Big " Palmer

    Good blow job mouth

  19. Herman Bumfudle

    it looks like she had fun.
    that’s good!

  20. Casey

    1. This post is full-on straight-up RACIST.
    2. You obviously know nothing about Island culture.

    • General Disarray

      And what if Fish is black? Would it still be a racist post.
      So you fail for #1 because nothing in this post references a person’s skin color and #2 fish already stated that he knows nothing about this celebration. Which means you failed on both points.
      So put your deck of race cards away and enjoy the humor.

    • icon7d

      That’s more or less what I was going to say. It’s part of the island culture, for tight ass conservatives or sheltered internet rage-aholics it may be difficult to understand Carnival. Too bad. It’s fun.

    • B2k AXA

      Finally a comment that makes sense. you other people clearly dont have an idea of how caribbean culture works. She’s not taking part in sexual intercourse. WOW and like she’s the only one doing it. You need to understand the culture first, then critique how you may but this article is sick and twisted….Personally i’m definitely not a Rhianna fan but what you did in your article is just wrong dude.

  21. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Bajan Snob
    Commented on this photo:

    Kadooment Day is the main celebration day out of the Crop-over festival/carnival. Most west indian islands have a carnival. They all have ‘mas’ (masquerade) costumes. As for the cup, when you play mas with a band there is all inclusive alcohol. Hence the Banks beer cup. Hands off my culture please.

    • Mandy

      This may be your culture and that’s cool to masquerade and have have fun with beer and parades (I have Mardi Gras) but when you have girl on girl action in the middle of the parade in skimpy outfits, drunk, on a float not cool. They don’t even do that in Brazil when Carnival season is upon them.

      • me

        Have you been to Brazil?? This is decent compared to the orgy-fest that goes on down there..and its not just girl on girl…its trany on girl and boy and dog and tree and whatever is available.

      • boop

        Who gives a fuck? She looks like she’s having a good time..And so is everyone else. That’s what counts.

  22. Venom

    Kadooment is fun and she is drinking Banks beer which is great beer.
    Don’t be jealous and hateful Fish, get a passport and hop on a plane sometime and have some fun.

  23. LaLa

    It’s sad and tragic, that this is supposedly A superstar, IN horrific cheap fake costume jewlry,NOT TO MENTION holes in her stocking’s. Surrounded by cotten picker’s who look even more degrated then her if possible. What’s with the doggie style dance? Acting like the ape she is?…..And last but not least, what the fuck is up with the other tragic looking black whore to her side, in an equally horrific or even worse costume WITH THAT BODY? FOR SHAME………………………………………………

  24. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    crabby old guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Covering up that fivehead? Check
    Mouth open – but not singing? Check
    Showing off the boobies? Check

    Yup, this IS the best photo of her – EVER.

  25. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    now THAT is a prize-winning ASS. take note Kim Kardashian, your fucking disgusting baboon ass couldn’t even come close to this perfection.

  26. Cock Dr

    It’s quite amazing that in the midst of all that….revelry she managed to keep her tits & flaps inside the tiny costume. That’s talent.

  27. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s it. Give it to momma!

  28. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    IM FUNNY
    Commented on this photo:

    You NEVER go ass to mouth.

  29. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    Each August the island erupts with color as the Barbadian Sodomy Flower bursts into bloom.

  30. OnTheRealThough

    I just ejaculated in my pantalones.

  31. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, hell to the yeah!!

  32. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Snooki's Taint
    Commented on this photo:

    keep it classy Rhi-rhi.

  33. See Alice

    YUCK

  34. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Snooki's Taint
    Commented on this photo:

    You know what also squirts white stuff out of a nozzle? Satan.

  35. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s guaranteed she will be fucking someone that night.

  36. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    The Tatooine slave girl outfits are a little different on the sand barges of Cholo the Hutt.

  37. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    funk·y 2 (fngk)
    adj. funk·i·er, funk·i·est
    1.
    b. Having a strong, offensive, unwashed odor.

    this. this picture goes here.

  38. There was three crack addicts into the east, Three crackheads both great and high,
    And they hae sworn a solemn oath John Barleycorn should die.
    They took a plough and plough’d him down, Put clods upon his head,
    And they hae sworn a solemn oath John Barleycorn was dead.
    But the cheerful Spring came kindly on, And show’rs began to fall;
    John Barleycorn got up again, And sore surpris’d them all.
    The sultry suns of Summer came, And he grew thick and strong,
    His head weel arm’d wi’ pointed spears, That no one should him wrong.
    The sober Autumn enter’d mild, When he grew wan and pale;
    His bending joints and drooping head Show’d he began to fail.
    His coulour sicken’d more and more, He faded into age;
    And then his enemies began To show their deadly rage.
    They’ve taen a weapon, long and sharp, And cut him by the knee;
    Then ty’d him fast upon a cart, Like a rogue for forgerie.
    They laid him down upon his back, And cudgell’d him full sore;
    They hung him up before the storm, And turn’d him o’er and o’er.
    They filled up a darksome pit With water to the brim,
    They heaved in John Barleycorn, There let him sink or swim.
    They laid him out upon the floor, To work him farther woe,
    And still, as signs of life appear’d, They toss’d him to and fro.
    They wasted, o’er a scorching flame, The marrow of his bones;
    But a Miller us’d him worst of all, For he crush’d him between two stones.
    And they hae taen his very heart’s blood, And drank it round and round;
    And still the more and more they drank, Their joy did more abound.
    John Barleycorn was a hero bold, Of noble enterprise,
    For if you do but taste his blood, ‘Twill make your courage rise.
    ‘Twill make a man forget his woe; ‘Twill heighten all his joy:
    ‘Twill make the widow’s heart to sing, Tho’ the tear were in her eye.
    Then let us toast John Barleycorn, Each drunkwhore a glass in hand;
    And may his great posterity Ne’er fail !

  39. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    anthonyOA
    Commented on this photo:

    “TOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAA!”

  40. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “ABCDEFGHIJKLMLO….dammit almost got ‘em all!”

  41. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Still not as embarrassing as “Battleship”.

  42. truth.org

    I want to wear her asscheeks as ear muffs.

  43. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    Thats The Truth Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    fucking gross.

    Ill bet that Johnson & Johnson wishes they were there to catch and bottle that fragrance for their new millennium nuclear roach spray.

  44. Delgo

    I’d go trollin’ in her colon. (not a typo)

  45. Pretty girls go shit, like everyone else. Not only that, sometimes when they need to change the toilet paper roll, the spring thing shoots off and flies into the toilet. They reach in, like everyone else, and like everyone else, sometimes they accidentally grip their own turd, instead of the springy roll thing. Jeez, you guys make such a big deal out of attractive women.

    • sheesh

      talk about trying to win best comment.

    • Jon and Kate Plus Hate

      You are lying, have to be. All the hot girls I went with never ever pooped. I thought caught one this one time. I ran in the bathroom right after she left and a unicorn on a rainbow knock me over on it’s way to heaven. Then we ate cheese and Mac and watched saved by the bell…ah good times.

  46. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    YEAYAH!!! Slip it right into that little hole……. Give Momma squishy butt….. Ummmm….that’s right, do it like the 7 guys before you, and make it quick, the lines gettin l-o-n-g behind you!

  47. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    oooOOOoooo Girl!!! Is that a big, thick, dick you be hidin down dere?

  48. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Here ya go…I just sucked soma dis outta ma ayyssss….

  49. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    LurbyJo
    Commented on this photo:

    Woman outside frame: “Hey, lemme help. You’ve got a little manchowder on cheek too.”

  50. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
    LurbyJo
    Commented on this photo:

    How about “on your cheek”?

    I was obviously feeling too clever. :(

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