Rihanna’s In A Bikini And Other News

August 29th, 2014 // 16 Comments

- Jessica Alba‘s organic diaper company is worth a billion dollars. A BILLION. [Lainey Gossip]

- I’m going to assume James Haven‘s response will be “Muuuurrder…” [Dlisted]

- A Bikini A Day Keeps The Doctor Away [theCHIVE]

- Ariana Grande‘s brother is a fucking douchebag. [Fishwrapper]

- I love how the solution here was basically, “Bitch, just clean your damn purse.” [The Frisky]

- Goddamn, Johanna Lundback. [Popoholic]

- Kendall finally realizes her last name is tainted. [WWTDD]

- Joan Rivers is “resting comfortably” and presumably telling Death it has a small dick. [Starpulse]

- The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story is stressing people out. AS IT GODDAMN SHOULD. [tooFab]

- Are you black and just waiting to pick your kids up at day care? Suck Taser, thug! [Death and Taxes]

- The NFL will only let you hit a woman once now. And, okay, probably a second time. [IDLYITW]

- Hilary Duff is becoming already the hottest MILF. I fixed it for you. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Celebslam Presents: It’s Cold Outside [Celebslam]

- Jesus Christ, Lizzie Caplan posing for Rolling Stone. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Rihanna Bikini
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    Nom nom nom…

  2. Rihanna Bikini
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    Those tattoos where the best decision she ever made….

  3. jep

    She’d be halfway decent looking if it weren’t for all those stupid tattoos.

    With them… she’s gutter trash.

  4. Rihanna Bikini
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    She is trash.

    • Guest

      One man’s trash …

    • Dox

      I really don’t understand peoples fascination with her. She strikes me as conceited, and only moderately talented. Her body looks adolescent and her face reminds me of a pug. I get that a lot of people here like her, and Im not insulting you folks for it. I just don’t understand why. At best, she seems trashy…

      *sits back and waits for the thumbs down to roll in.*

      • Agreed. I can’t name one of her songs, don’t think she’s anything too look at especially…she just another one of a dozen or so that if they never appeared on this site again, that’d be fine by me.

  5. she reminds me of that sewage smell you get right before you leave georgia and head into florida on I-95.

    But thats ok, you posted pictures of Lara Binion .

  6. whateveryouguys

    Black women age better than White women and that’s a fact. She will look fine as hell when your precious blonds start to melt like Melanie Griffith. All the Black celebs get no love yet they still look amazing. These White girls wash off their make up and look like old soggy men. You all drool over Rita Ora when she looks identical to Riri except for bleached blonde hair and the denial that she has any Black in her.

    • 1/3 of black men are in prison and blacks die over a decade earlier than whites, now you can laugh about that….

    • Only reason many black women appear to wrinkle less is that most black women are morbidly obese and keep stretching out their skin.
      The average black woman in the USA weighs a porky 176 pounds, or about 20 pounds more than the average asian-american Male! That welfare food makes you fat.

      • whateveryouguys

        I was talking about Black and White celebrities. Black female celebrities look younger than most White ones as they age. And I was especially talking about Rita vs. Riri. The difference is the fake blonde hair and her denial. You may not like tattoos in general but comparing the two, Riri’s tattoos are better than Rita’s in design and placement.

        Also…plenty of Black people have a normal weight and regular job. But who wants to read sensational articles about some Black person sitting in traffic on their way to work a 9-5. That’s boring therefore White people forget about an entire demographic of Blacks with a college degree and regular jobs.

  7. Rihanna Bikini
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    “You know, I’m really starting to regret my under boob tattoo.”

  8. More stomach that boobs, certainly more thunder thighs and ten head than anything else.

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