Rihanna’s In A Bikini, It’s A MLK Day Miracle!

January 20th, 2014 // 15 Comments

Here are new bikini shots of Rihanna that just came in, and you have no idea how much of miracle that is because let me let you in on a harsh truth about the paparazzi: They hardly ever take bikini pics of black celebrities. For every eight billion sets of white women (and, okay, Brazilians with giant asses) there’s one set of a black woman. Which is a shame, but Dr. Martin Luther King preached equality and therefore a love of titties of all colors, so he’d probably say maybe work a little harder but wouldn’t sweat you about it. Anyway, Photo Boy and I will be back tomorrow, so Happy MLK Day, and I’m not just saying that because Cuba Gooding Jr. has my family. Although if you happen to be near him, maybe show him this post. No reason.

- The Superficial

Adding… This Richard Sherman business is some racist horseshit, and you know it.



  1. dirtdog

    Someone have a robe for this?

  2. Urbanspaceman

    She’s a goddess but I think also a mowing headache.

  3. Keno

    Wait…Gold bikini…tricked out barge…are these set photos from Episode VII??

  4. j-sin

    The things I would do this woman. Lawd help me please!

  5. JC

    Re: The Richard Sherman Situation. There’s an overlooked benefit here. The hours it took those people to type n-bombs into “that thar compooter box” are hours they did not spend committing multiple hate crimes in their communities.

    • j-sin

      Haha, well said. I took Sherman’s comments as being passionate but in poor taste. Unfortunately, it seems to a casual eye observing the NFL, black players seem to be unfairly criticized for being passionate and outspoken whereas white players like say Tom Brady can yell at teammates, coaches and refs and get little to no flak. Things that make you go hmmm…

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    Yeah, I’m sure it’s a great picture… Did you hear a car door slam?

  7. Richard Sherman behaved like an ass and brought whatever came upon him on him. He is highly educated, he knows better, there is no reason to act that way. There is passionate and there is psychopathic. I was just watching in horror as that unfolded, like WTF did I just see? I am sure there are assholes that took it too far, but I have to admit I laughed my ass off at the Predator, Alien and that blonde little girl memes, and the ones comparing him to the T-Bo guy on iCarly.

  8. It will be an MLK day miracle if she can swim in that bikini.

  9. Her forehead and her earring have the same curve.

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    Damn ape.

  11. Rihanna Bikini
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    oh! there’s my invisible @mforde11

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    uuumm. yes! keep it right there, baby.

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