Rihanna’s Adopting a Kid?

August 30th, 2011 // 55 Comments

Apparently Rihanna wants to adopt a child from Haiti if this report is one of those times the National Enquirer is actually right about something:

“Rihanna doesn’t see herself having a biological child anytime soon because she doesn’t have a man in her life – plus, after all the drama with CHRIS BROWN, she’s suspicious of guys.
“But mainly, she says, she needs to make her life less about her and more about someone else.
“She’s getting enthusiastic support from mentor JAY-Z and wife BEYONCE – and asked them to be godparents!”

Keeping in mind Rihanna has stated in the past she wants to adopt (Although, mainly to preserve vaginal integrity.), perhaps a good time to try and sell this story would’ve been not on the heels of her having a 24-hour drunken butt sex fest in Barbados. Now, am I saying good mothers don’t have butt sex? No, of course not. Not at all. Shit, I’m saying the exact opposite of that: Great mothers ask for it by name. What am I saying is that a butt sex parade probably isn’t the best place for a baby. We haven’t evolved to the point where that’s not frowned upon yet, but give it a couple more seasons of Teen Mom, and we’ll be there if not already letting babies drink. I have foreseen it.

Photo: Fame, Flynet

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  1. Al Bundy

    She needs to get Halle’s nosejob surgeon’s number.

  2. Great moms ask for buttsecks by name, do they?

    -the estrada chocolata
    -greek
    -when the red river flows, take the dirt road
    -the difficult brown (new personal favorite euphemism)
    -cornholing
    -ye olde Ned Beatty

    C’mon, help me out here…

  3. GREAT.
    Another spoiled Hollywood Diva wants to purchase a baby for nannies, handlers, sitters, cooks and managers to raise and take care of for her … perfect.

    The kid is doomed.

    How about this, if you want to make your life about something other than yourself stop BEING A BITCH.

  4. hey didn’t Amy Whinehouse decide to do this. So instead of overdosing on drugs she might overdose on buttsex.

  5. What’s the big deal? I grew up in the 70′s, when it seems everyone’s mother dabbled in the brown arts.

  6. JC

    Look for “Butt Sex Parade Mom” on MTV in early 2012, running in a powerhouse block of Monday programming featuring “Speed Dating Bitch Choke,” hosted by Chris Brown, “SAT Study Tips” with Snooki, and “Natural Beauty Tips” with JWoww.

  7. Mohammed in a bikini

    Aren’t there any niglets in america she can adopt?

    • Soviet Snow

      Racist! lol. How dare you use the word niglets as in piglets, but fo black folk. But yeah, why does she have to get kids from other countries when there are plenty of castoffs in her country who need a home. Don’t encourage poor countries to pump out even more unwanted children, at least get your unwanted little fro-babies here.

    • Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

      Mohammed in a bikini, you do realise you are talking about children, babies that don’t have a home to call their own. Try not to be such a f#ckwit about it. Suppose you think your race is superior too! Delusional asshole! There are women all over the world of all different races that for some reason cant raise their own children, whether it’s famine, poverty etc. Heartless!

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    miley
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is she adopting Reginald Denny?

  9. TurkusMaximus

    glad she got rid of the Raggedy Ann hair.

  10. ReelWorld

    Another combo case of “Everyone else is doin’ it” and “What can I do to get more press?” – As pointed out – adopt a kid from the US!! Sure the situation in Haiti is bad, but what about the thousands of homeless kids locally??

    • Al Bundy

      The situation is Haiti has been the same forever and will never change until they get their own shit together and stop sitting with their hands out. How much money and aid has been pumped in there over decades with zero results? Give it up already. Help people in your own countries.

    • TomFrank

      Ummm, I dunno, maybe it’s because she’s from the Caribbean and spent most of her life there, so maybe she feels some kinship with Haiti. (Although, yeah, I know, you have to hopscotch a dozen countries to get from Barbados to Haiti.)

  11. Me! Me! Me!

    I’ll be happy to go to Haiti and beg her to adopt me.

    I’ll even wear a diaper for her and poo my pants now and then.

    She’ll have to breast feed however and wash my privates daily….health and hygiene are important.

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    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Will someone just tell her if she takes it someplace OTHER than the butt, her chances of having a kid of her own go way up.

  13. Urbanspaceman

    It’s not about “vaginal integrity” with these celebutards because the ones who do carry a baby to term invariably have scheduled c-sections. What it IS about is stretch-marks. That is what they don’t want.

  14. forrest gump

    she needs a husband too?
    well…………………CALL ME!!!

  15. Toni

    Oh please no!!! Just like Madonna – these women are not the best examples of ‘motherhood’ to raise children. They lack morals, and it’s not fair on the poor child to grow up in a dysfunctional environment. if she REALLY wants to help – build a school, or fund education. there are SO many other options she can choose, which can help so many children, not just one.

  16. Vinny

    She has a damn huge head – that is all.

  17. right

    Besides gettin the shit kicked outta her by a closeted homo; does anyone really care about what this ho does?

  18. Shia La Poof

    Cannot breast feed

  19. Kisses4Katie

    Notice how the story has ChrisBrown, JayZ and Beyonce all bold. I suppose this is a PR stunt b/c they were all at the VMAs or whatever the other night.

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    Bud
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF? She can’t even take care of herself. What an overrated tard.

  21. Hosanna

    Oh that is it! this bitch is off the chain. To preserve her vagina?!!! It dont have any walls no way! Sit down Rhianna and take care of them Herps you got cause thats the Real reason you cant pass any kids through tat infected cess pool

    • tt

      SHUT THE HELL UP AL BUNDY U DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALIKNG ABOUT.IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE SHE GET children from AS LONG THAT CHILD HAS A GOOD HOME .U DON’T know NOTHING ABOUT HAITI .DONT SIT HERE AND TALK ABOUT MY COUNTRY .I DONT KNOW IF YOUR AFICAN AMERICAN BUT U PEOPLE ARE THE WORTS TYPE OF BLCK PEOPLE .THEY GIVE ALL BLACK PEOPLE A BAD NAME. AFRICAN AMERICANS DON’T FIGHT LIKE THEY USE TOO ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS SALE DRUGS

  22. Hosanna

    Oh that is it! this bitch is off the chain. To preserve her vagina?!!! It dont have any walls no way! Sit down Rhianna and take care of them Herps you got cause thats the Real reason you cant pass any kids through that infected cess pool

  23. anonymoose

    She needs to grow up first. Kids need ADULTS for parents, not precocious 20-somethings acting out their adolescent impulses for a living.

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    tt
    Commented on this photo:

    wow is it cause beyonce having her baby

  25. CHLOVE

    RIHANNA IF YOURE READING THIS U CANT SING GIRL. IM SO SEROUS U CANT SING OR BEYONCE,KEISHA COLE ,KERLI HILSON NONE OF YOU CAN SING .THATS JUST A SHAME THERE NO TRUE TALENT IN THE WORLD .SORRY BEYONCE U CAN PERFORM BUT JUST CANT SING .I COULD EVEN GET A RECORD DEAL THATS WHAT THEY DOING ANY WAYS .WHATS GOING ON IN THE MUSIC TODAY LOL.I STILL LOVE BEYONCE BUT U CANT

    • Serious

      Your right…. But you’re wrong about Beyonce tho… You must have no ears if you’re saying that Beyonce cant sing…. I swear…

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    CHLOVE
    Commented on this photo:

    u cant sing

  27. ko

    she shouldn’t be allowed.

    • Yam

      well and who are you to judge? Have you adopted any kids lately? Have you even donated anything to charity? thought not.

  28. Yam

    Well gee no one had a good thing to say about Angelina adopting Maddox either… I’m sure even being raised by Rihanna’s paid nannies will be better than being raped and dying of hunger and disease in that hell hole of a country? We should be encouraging her to adopt a truckload. To start her own orphanage. Might be nice for some little kid to get decent food, medical attention, somewhere warm and safe to sleep. The best private education. You Americans don’t know what hardship is.. Come to South Africa and see the pain..

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    lululata
    Commented on this photo:

    can someone be more gorgeous!

  30. Christina

    The people commenting rude and racists things need to stop! You sicken me. Rihanna is beautiful. I am a proud caucasian woman but I’m going to say that, “Black people are better then white people” How would that make all of you disgusting whites feel? I can’t stand to see people on websites anonymously posting rude, disgusting, racists comments! Grow up, and stop hating on African Americans and other ethnicities! For crying the fuck out!

  31. SHINIKA D. BELL

    I LOVE U RIHANNA…U SEE ALL THE (HATERS)COMMENTS SMDH..DO YO THANG RE WHAT A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL

  32. ruth

    it all over facebook that she adopted a wee girl :)

  33. nyc3

    at least she is doing something to help,may jah bless her

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