Rihanna Shows Up Four Hours Late To High School Charity Event, Leaves 16 Minutes Later

March 25th, 2013 // 26 Comments
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Seen here promoting “Red Nose Day” without any sense of irony whatsoever, Rihanna showed up four hours late to Barrington High School in Chicago who had a won a contest she sponsored where high school students shared videos of their charity work. She claimed to be stuck in traffic then had her publicist tweet a bunch of shit about how awesome the school is that someone who smokes weed 24/7 would never have been able to rattle off. Us Weekly reports:

“This Chicago traffic is not working,” Rihanna tweeted with a picture of her car sitting in traffic.
As she waited, Rihanna praised Barrington High School’s hard work on Twitter by sharing some facts. “They raised 40 thousand dollars for Joplin Missouri after the tragic tornado hit Missouri in May last year,” she wrote. “They participated in the relay for life for the American Cancer Society and raised $700,000.”
“They partnered up with Gigi’s Playhouse a Down syndrome awareness center and created a video for their banquet and raised 245,000,” she continued. “They travel to S. Dakota every year to help the people of the Native American community on the crow creek reservation! They raised 35,000 to build houses and help meet the needs of the communities.”

Fortunately Rihanna eventually made it and thanked the kids by hanging out for at least an hour, making up for all the lost time. Except not really:

But after a 16-minute visit, Rihanna was already back on the road. “BHS thank you man! You guys RULE!” she tweeted. “I love this school!”

Collapsed and defeated after seeing the reward for their efforts, the students reacted by lighting a homeless shelter on fire and registering Republican. “Helping the poor was stupid anyway. Thanks, Rihanna!”

Photos: Splash News


  1. karlito

    disrespect your fans and it’s the beginning of the end for you. just because you don’t respect yourself because you’re back fucking that closet queen, woman beating asshole, doesn’t mean you have the right to disrespect the very people who made you rich and famous. just a thought… twat face.

  2. Enidaj


  3. Cock Dr

    Just a matter of time before she has to be hospitalized for “exhaustion”.

  4. Anonymous

    Dumb druggie. This is what happens when you’re too busy getting coked up and pegging Dane Cook to show up on time for an event for kids.

  5. Rihanna Diamonds Tour
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    When are people going to learn? If you want Rihanna’s love and respect, you have to beat her up first! Next time, have one of the Downs syndrome kids smack her around the day before.

  6. o0

    Why would a school want this drugged out drop out talking to the children.

  7. Wannabe ghetto trash gutterslut.

  8. Inner Retard

    Even Chris Brown thought this was cruel.

  9. Veronika Larsson

    Takes a lot of time in makeup to cover all those bruises from last night’s “lovin’” with her soulmate, Chris Brown?

    Or just another over-entitled, under-talented with more attitude than brains?

    Either way, the students shouldn’t have waited for her. Let her arrive to a totally empty room…or better yet, wait until she arrives and then everybody stands up and walks out without saying a word.

    Rihanna walks all over people because they let her. I would have said “fuck you” and walked out when she arrived, or not waited at all. Nobody victimizes you without your permission.

    Rihanna gets beaten by Chris Brown because she lets him. Again, nobody victimizes you without your permission.

    • You are awesome.

    • kind of like how blacks vote 99.99% for the democrat party in every election, even reelecting Jesse Jackson Jr. despite pending criminal charges & being awol from his job for months. At least the dems have rewarded this loyalty by lifting blacks out of poverty and improving their opportunities for employment over the past 40 years.
      If there are people in this world stupider than Rhianna, those people are her fans.

  10. grobpilot


  11. Rihanna is a thoughtless asshole, who would have guessed?

    And seriously, why would you bring someone like this to a school to see children? Barrington is a pretty prestigious area, you would think the parents would want Rihanna nowhere near their kids.

  12. Rihanna Diamonds Tour
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    even in this picture, she’s checking her watch to see if she can leave early.

  13. To be fair, when you’re tweaked out of your fucking gourd, 16 minutes seems like at least 20.

  14. Rihanna Diamonds Tour
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    She keeps this shit up and it’ll only be a matter of time before she’s broke and back living with her parents in Barbados.

  15. She is utterly talentless and very hard on the eyes.

  16. Rihanna Diamonds Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hello Toronto! I’m Rhianna…Goodnight!”

  17. Jigga Boo

    blasting slave whores like that in the ass is my third favorite thing after cocaine and fisting your mom

  18. Wow…that’s really fucked up. I hope she misses her next period and panics!

  19. get serious

    What a raging cunt. You don’t fuck over a group of school kids & walk away without repercussions.

  20. cc

    How low is the bar for being a celebrity? Rihanna.

  21. Cpm

    Barrington is about a half hour from O’Hare.

  22. SEO

    First of all Barrington is not in Chicago; that’d be like saying Hoboken is in New York. Secondly, and most importantly, all those rich assholes at Barrington High School got their parents to donate all that money, probably from just one family. I don’t feel bad for them. When you raise your kids in a fantasy world like money grows on trees, your setting them up for a loss. She showed up. There was no time frame set, there was no concert promised. The deal was for her to show up, which she did.

    • Thank you, anonymous person who almost certainly works for Rihanna’s PR firm.

      At least she wasn’t late because her face ran into a doorknob. Or just a knob, aka her soulmate and the love of her life, who has conquered his anger management issues and is totally contrite, you guys!

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