Ricky Martin was gay this whole time

March 29th, 2010 // 123 Comments

Ricky Martin came out of the closet on his official blog today which is awesome because now I cross one more item off my list of things I pretty much know the answer to, but wouldn’t mind having that confirmation.

Things I Pretty Much Know The Answer To, But Wouldn’t Mind Having That Confirmation *UPDATED*

Is Clay Aiken gay?
Should Britney Spears be deemed a burden of the state?
Is Sarah Palin really a fucking idiot?
Does Lindsay Lohan walk around with coke in her shoes?
Does Paris Hilton pay Doug Reinhardt to pretend her vagina isn’t quarantined by the federal government?
Will I ever stop staring at women’s breasts?
Will Ricky Martin ever come out of the closet?
Can I close an HTML tag before the site completely crashes?

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  1. Nero

    He’d like it in the stink?

  2. Not really surprised to be honest…seemed strange someone so hot would have to adopt babies and be single??

  3. bez

    wow yes! my thoughts exactly on the **strikethrough** was wow these people are retarded .. then yes others agree with me. creds this is funny =) well done well done !

  4. captain america

    you need the maximum amount of fans?
    it’s easy: SAY YOU’RE G-A-Y!!

  5. Don’t know why this Ricky Martin story is even news worthy. I guess it’s state the obvious day.

  6. COCKLOVER

    OMG I LOVE HIM!!! YES I WANT YOUR COCK RICKY!!! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!

  7. gigi

    I’m sorry, how’s this Ricky Martin fellow even relevant anymore? awww, poor thing, he thinks he & his stale news still matter… that’s so cute lol

  8. Ella

    NO WAAAAAAAAAAY, REALLYYYYYYYYY………………WE’VE LANDED ON THE MOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. CHN

    So Ricky wants to join the gay community but the gay community is basically saying ‘No Thank You’….
    http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2010/03/gay-community-begs-ricky-martin-to-re.html

  10. Gay Community Begs Ricky Martin To Re-Enter Closet
    Homosexuals Considering Formal Rejection of The La Vida Loca Singer

    Read more: http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2010/03/gay-community-begs-ricky-martin-to-re.html#ixzz0jhfl8EMe

  11. Me half caring

    3 things must be said, 1) On Ricky Martin being gay- No fucking duh! 2) On Ricky Martin coming out NOW- 10 years too late for anyone to care, & 3) To twilight fans everywhere- Take a good long look at Ricky’s face. This is the same look of “fucking a guy in the ass” satisfaction Robert Pattinson will have when he comes out of the closet!

  12. Ted

    No Way!!

  13. Bill

    WAY!!

  14. Ricky who??? Is this Justin Bieber’s dad or something?

  15. Thank you for your sharing!

  16. Who would’ve thought that Ricky Martin was gay all this time??

  17. Oh, yeah, he’s gay, so what? I couldn’t care less about what or who he likes to fuck, that’s not my problem :)

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