Ricky Martin was gay this whole time

March 29th, 2010 // 123 Comments

Ricky Martin came out of the closet on his official blog today which is awesome because now I cross one more item off my list of things I pretty much know the answer to, but wouldn’t mind having that confirmation.

Things I Pretty Much Know The Answer To, But Wouldn’t Mind Having That Confirmation *UPDATED*

Is Clay Aiken gay?
Should Britney Spears be deemed a burden of the state?
Is Sarah Palin really a fucking idiot?
Does Lindsay Lohan walk around with coke in her shoes?
Does Paris Hilton pay Doug Reinhardt to pretend her vagina isn’t quarantined by the federal government?
Will I ever stop staring at women’s breasts?
Will Ricky Martin ever come out of the closet?
Can I close an HTML tag before the site completely crashes?

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  1. JohnGalt

    Actually, I am 100% sure that this is intentional. If you retarded, gay, incest loving democrats knew anything you’d have noticed. Wow, are you really that dense?

  2. Anon

    How many women with there “gaydar” didn’t see this and how many men are wishing they could be with them now to say “see I told you”

  3. Willie Dixon

    The uberstrikethrough is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time…on this site.

  4. Harry S Truman

    The superficial people are fucking idiots.

  5. TekMoney

    Hahaha! EPIC HTML FAIL!!!

    Seriously though, everybody knew he was gay, so whatever. Good for him I guess.

  6. maudina

    He’s still hot. What a waste. Anyone knows how old he is?

    That crossed out text is funny lol

  7. b_bert

    i like that strike

  8. Anon

    How many women with there “gaydar” didn’t see this and how many men are wishing they could be with them now to say “see I told you”

  9. Anon

    How many women with there “gaydar” didn’t see this and how many men are wishing they could be with them now to say “see I told you”

  10. TekMoney

    Hahaha! EPIC HTML FAIL!!!

    Seriously though, everybody knew he was gay, so whatever. Good for him I guess.

  11. TekMoney

    Hahaha! EPIC HTML FAIL!!!

    Seriously though, everybody knew he was gay, so whatever. Good for him I guess.

  12. Anon

    How many women with there “gaydar” didn’t see this and how many men are wishing they could be with them now to say “see I told you”

  13. TekMoney

    Hahaha! EPIC HTML FAIL!!!

    Seriously though, everybody knew he was gay, so whatever. Good for him I guess.

  14. Bob

    You call Sarah Palin an idiot but you used the strikethrough button on your entire web page. To state the obvious you are not the brightest bulb in the room.

  15. Do_FreeBird

    People find this surprising?

  16. Cartman

    And he thinks Palin is an idiot.

    Liberal douchebag is self-ownt.

  17. farty mcshitface

    whats next? richard simmons is gay too? that will be a real shocker. then i may find out that rosie odonnel’s crush on tom cruise isn’t real either.
    man, this just gets so confusing.
    well, here is one of those inevitables- just wait in a couple of years when justin beiber gets his chance. no straight guy wears those outfits or his hair like that ever. that kid reeks of nancy-boy.

  18. Rough=advacate to the save Lilo campaign

    Its early April fools. The guy wrote and gyrate to “shake your bon bon” for Christ sake….

  19. Shep

    @51 Incest loving democrats? Well that’s kinda funny when you consider that the reason the IQ is so low in the southern Republican states is probably the result of family inbreeding…. hmmm…. Kind of strange how you would go there.

    Don’t know why this Ricky Martin story is even news worthy. I guess it’s state the obvious day.

  20. abby

    You can only come out of the closet once? He did this already.

  21. I am crushed. I just cannot believe it. I guess i don’t know why I am taking this so hard because I am pretty sure I didn’t have a chance with him anyway.

  22. Chaloop

    That’s Senorita Rie-kay to you, putas!

  23. mike nike

    So he is gay big deal!!!

  24. gen

    @69

    Wait, you don’t think Palin is a moron? I can respect someone for having different political views from myself, but I thought be basically had scientific evidence at this point that she is a complete and total idiot. I hate her so intensely and so deeply that I actually find my blood-pressure rising just thinking about her. And she’s like the champion of the tea party? Give me a fucking break. Way to discredit yourselves.

  25. Gueibor

    WHAT??? Noooooo!!!!! What’ comes next? Don Cheadle is black? Conan O’Brien is tall? Kate Hudson is a 12-year old boy? Hayden Christensen can’t act for shit?
    Doubts, doubts…

  26. Aerialgreen

    *high five Chaloops*

    I REFUSE to believe this! we need video proof of his mo-ness, at least 5 volumes of 3-4 hours each, half amateur, half after concert fantasy setting, perhaps some Menudo gang-bang vintage loops, oh, and several torrent links for each.

  27. sana

    am i the only one who doesn’t give a $hit about the HTML!!! Ricky is gay!!! oh well i guess its no surprise.. an HTML fail was not expected thou

  28. Well Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

    This just in, the sun is hot…..

  29. Uncle_Eccoli

    Who gives a fuck? What, does he want congratulations? A clap on the back?

    Check this out: I’m straight. Now where’s my fucking medal?

  30. me

    haha glad he finally came out. zac efron needs to come out 2. so does gerard butler. also george clooney.

  31. me

    it would be shorter to list the actors i think are straight.

  32. Gerald_Tarrant

    Stevie Wonder just called. He says even HE saw this one coming.

  33. Oscarin

    C’mon guys, he is not gay……he is a pinche puto!!!

  34. Fati87

    That’s a huge loss for our team. Today we weep.

  35. TekMoney

    Seriously… everybody knew he was gay, so whatever. Good for him I guess.

  36. reggie

    funniest post in a while

  37. LikeAnElephant

    You wish your site is VERY HUGE to be quarantine or seen by the federal government. Apparently, they must have found that GAY MEN and PRETTY BOYS better than those jerks with ZERO responsibilities to women and kids, preyed on others for a living, making it seems GOOD FATHER TO KIDS can legally extort from the rich to feed the poor, jobless, cried pity using “those poor kids”! If those kids were SO POOR, AWAITING DEATH SENTENCES, how do we describe those homeless kids in Africa, living in slum with no food for days even with both parents working 24/7?

  38. trawl

    LikeAnElephant – what?

  39. Ninny

    Yeah, whatever. Kudos to him for being honest. I wish him all the happiness in the world.

  40. Well, this is definetly the day many gay guys have been waiting for….and all I can say is “Finally! Halleluyah!”…now maybe he’ll invite me on stage and serenade me in one of his concerts like Enrique did with that other guy who wasn’t me haha….but yeah, all I can say is wahoo!!

  41. lol

    i like how most people comment on the html thing rather than ricky martin’s sexuality…it’s a good sign i think… lots of people seem to be over homophobia…

  42. sam

    that Barack Obama is a socialist bent on bankrupting the country and redistributing white middle class wealth to lazy ass blacks and Mexicans. Check

  43. j

    I heard Palin Ebayed a private jet from the state of Alaska because it was wasteful spending of taxpayer money. I don’t care how big of a moron she looks like sometimes, that is a brillaint move and I wish we saw more of it from our goverment.

  44. NVG

    Why do a lot of good-looking men turn out gay?

    Is God that angry with women nowadays?

  45. Rhialto

    So i guess he’s pulling a George Michael? Leaving a trail of heartbroken teenage girls behind.

  46. Gando

    Didn’t he sort of admit it already a couple of years back?

  47. ihatemo

    Woof, sorry for the repeat comments. The site really fucked up thanks to an inadvertent HTML tag didn’t it. If I’d know my comments were going through I wouldn’t have hit submit so many times.

    Comment fail (which is on me).

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