Ricky Martin supports terrorists

rmartin_arab.jpgAfter a visit to the Middle East, Ricky Martin has pledged to try and end negative stereotypes of Arabs.

“I promise I will become a spokesperson, if you allow me to, a spokesperson on your behalf. I will defend you and try to get rid of any stereotypes,” he told Arab teenagers attending a youth conference. “I have been a victim of stereotypes. I come from Latin America and to some countries, we are considered ‘losers,’ drug traffickers, and that is not fair because that is generalizing.”

To be fair to America, Ricky Martin really is a ‘loser’ so the stereotypes aren’t all wrong. There’s something about the way he shakes his hips with complete disregard for rhythm that really solidifies his role as complete and utter douche. And I’m not trying to promote any terrorist stereotyping, but Ricky Martin is an idiot for thinking he can change anybody’s opinion about anything. I think we can round up anybody who looks to Ricky Martin for guidance and shoot them into the sun. Sure, friends and families might mourn, but that’s the price you have to pay if you’re so stupid you need Ricky Martin to educate you about ignorance.