Ricky Martin is so straight you’ll turn gay

“Brokeback Beach”

Wow, that’s incredibly gay…

And, he must shave his entire body….

You wish you looked a little like him.

That ankle bracelet looks really gay.

It’s true that most hot guys are gay *sigh*

HA HA HollyJ!! Bareback Beach!!

I could give a damn what/who he does, just as long as he never sings “living la vida loca” again.

Okay, so when did Ricky Martin become Sean Hayes ugly twin?

See what happens when you have so much money?

You get bored with girls and you start looking at dong, I guess?

Reminds me of my Uncle Tony and Aunt Nick….

Is he staring at the other guy’s ass and grunting?

If you’d didn’t have depth perception the first picture would be a bit incriminating.

hate to be the kill-joy in this party, but that’s his younger brother eric, sorry

Even Better! Makes the story more hilarious!

Gay or not..I’d hit it.

Must have been a rough surf. It pulled every hair off his chest and legs.

“hate to be the kill-joy in this party, but that’s his younger brother eric, sorry”

That’s not much better, lol

Not into the speedo world, but half the hobos writing here can’t even see their dicks over their pot bellies. Gay or not he kicks more snatch to the curb in a month than most these guys EVER get a shot at. Ahhh it’s great to see envy at work!

When you see the picture for the first second, looks like the guy is holding him and bending him over, I busted out laughing.

The Superficial has been scraping the bottom of the barrell lately for stories.

It turns out that Ricky Martin’s “gay” photos are with his own brother…taken at peculiar angles so as to look like they’re doing things they’re not.

Nevermind all the other lame-o material lately.

Boo! Boo the Superficial! Boo!

“Barrell” should have been barrel.

I type too fast.

Boo the Superficial! Boo!

Gay or not he is very good looking and in incredible shape. What a job.

HEEHAW WROTE: “The Superficial has been scraping the bottom of the barrell lately for stories.
It turns out that Ricky Martin’s “gay” photos are with his own brother…taken at peculiar angles so as to look like they’re doing things they’re not.
Nevermind all the other lame-o material lately.
Boo! Boo the Superficial! Boo!”

Yeah, I sure have noticed too. Almost every other article is based on a picture that is misleading. I mean, sure, some of em are funny anyway, but making up a goofy story about an obvious picture like this one doesn’t take much talent. I say get back to writing real funny articles.

And HOLLYJ- great comment! lol “Brokeback Beach.”

Thank you CelebGossip…good night, folks.

shut up douchbags. This site rocks and makes me lol everyday.

P.S. – I’d hit it.

I love the people who get bent out of shape here and think this site is about “real” serious celebrity news?

Guess you guys missed the whole purpose of the Superficial?

I come here for “lols” not “emos”

About those saying how he must wax… he’s Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican men tend to not have a lot of body hair. I don’t (I’m half) and my dad doesn’t (he’s full, and 49)

Wow, Ricky Martin has an amazing body.

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Did I just say that out loud?

This site has MAD suffered recently…all guy-type toilet and “boob” humor, no more scathing wit. It’s sad!

I met Ricky Martin at a club in Philly over the summer, and he was really super-nice and sweet, took pictures and danced with me, really a great guy. I really couldn’t care less if he’s gay or not. But pix w/his brother? pitiful move, superficial.

You know…I’m really more interested in what the heck his package is doing in that last picture. I mean really.

Whoa. Who gives a toss about Ricky- his brother is fucking gorgeous! Besides, just above Ricky’s knee is flubby. Yeah, yeah I know- I’m just looking for more excuses to loathe the man who brought “Living La Vida Loca” into my life. That filthy bastard.

so what if a ricky martin is a “nice guy” or its his brother in the pictures. this story was funny and ricky is fair game to be made fun of. i mean, he WAS in something called Menudo.

I could care less if he’s gay or not. He just looks like he would have bad body odor all the time.

Chuckle and snicker all you want, fellas. Behind closed doors, half of you would shake your bonbon for him if he promises he wouldn’t tell.

Ricky Martin in a banana hammack, that should classify him as gay, no ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!!!!

I’m definitely more interested in the brother. Ricky Martin has always seemed like a nice guy from his interviews and such and I really don’t care if he is gay, but showing pics of him with his brother isn’t the way to go. I’m still trying to figure out why being gay is a BAD thing.

Speedos are gross on gross people, but they have pretty darn great bodies so they might as well show them off.

Being gay is not a bad thing!

Ricky Martin’s catalog of “hits” however…..

btw bafongu “Gay or not he kicks more snatch to the curb in a month than most these guys EVER get a shot at.” ~ You must get a ton of booty with smooth lines like that…lol…I’d love to have someone offer to “kick my snatch to the curb.” ROFLMAO

they’re both pretty fucking hot… and we all know Ricky is gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but maybe we can still dream about his dreamy brother…. yummy.

Gay or not (pleeeeeeeeeeease say that he is)he looks bloody hot! And those little dimple lines on the waist that dive into the speedo…….I need some alone time…..

I LOVE HIMMMMM HE IS THE PERFECT MAN FOR ME!!! I DON’T CARE IF HE IS GAY OR NOT? HIS LIFE? I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM, AND I WISH ONE DAY I CAN MEET HIM!

I LOVE RICKY MARTIN AND IF I HAVE A TIME IN MY LIFE TO BE WITH HIM, I WILL NEVER THINK TWICE TO DO IT…HE SO F……. FINE! TO MUCH? HE IS NUMBER 1 DENNIS

Awrooo!

He isn’t gay. How many gay men get a tattoo of a naked woman on their shoulder??? Plus there are some pics missing of the two women that were with them on the beach. One very pregnant woman and one other woman who was of a large size. Some magazine chose not to show those pics…because gasp, it wouldnt hold up to the gay tales. They were also in Europe, where many people wear speedos. Sad how they take a nice guy and try to ruin their image.

#1) if Ricky Martin’s gay, forward him my coordinates, will ya? #2) whoever he’s with, call me too…the more the merrier #3) as far as music goes these days, Ricky’s not half bad #4) speedos r made to accentuate the beauty of bods such as Rick & Co. for those who enjoy the male body in all its gloriousness…it COULD apply to fat boys if u’re into that thing…BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, those who regard gayism as a negative, judge the mirror before judging others, aight? and don’t hate others if u don’t like what u c…it’s up 2 u to change PS some gay men marry women to hide their sexuality…i know, i’ve been with some ;)

You all are just hating on Ricky calling him gay and shit. If you guys had brains you would know that that is his half brother Eric. Oh yea and if he was gay i dont really think he would have a naked girl tatooed on his arm. Your lives are so damn empty that you have to keep yourself busy breaking others down. Not only is Ricky the most beautiful man alive but his also really talented. So i suggeast you all get a life or go screw yourselves!

Don’t see or hear much about his guy in Australia, so I wouldn’t have a clue about whether or not he’s gay – but I gotta say who REALLY cares! Although after seeing that fine form I’d be willing to have the man’s children any day!! Preferably the good old fashioned way…

OOps – that was supposed to be THIS guy…I hate bad spelling

Ricky’s brother has a really nice body. More manly that Rikki. It’s Ok, Rick, gay is cool. No reason to hide it.

ricky martin is fine i would do him any time

ricky martin is fine