Ricki Rockett throws a ‘Hey, I’m not a rapist!’ party

Poison drummer Ricki Rockett was exonerated of charges that he raped a woman in Mississippi after it was determined he was never even in the state at the time of the alleged rape. So, like any classy gent, Rikki is throwing an Exoneration Party and Ride. Though in all fairness, the event will benefit the non-profit group Centurion Ministries which helps vindicate people charged with crimes they didn’t commit. Hmm, interesting. I wonder if they cover paternity suits. I mean, DNA might say I’m the father, but that don’t prove nothin’.

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