Richie Sambora to face child endangerment charges

April 15th, 2008 // 21 Comments

Richie Sambora is staring down the barrel of child endangerment charges stemming from his DUI arrest where he had his 10-year-old daughter in the car. The Laguna Beach Police have handed the case over to prosecutors who will ultimately decide what charges to purse. The police are recommending he be nailed for both the DUI and child endangerment. People reports:

“Assuming Sambora was driving with over a .08 blood-alcohol level with a passenger under 14 in the car, he’s looking at probable jail time,” says veteran DUI lawyer Lawrence Taylor, who’s not involved with the case. “But it’s possible this can be plea bargained to a lesser offense, and/or he could get rehab in lieu of jail.”

You know I think it’s time we had a long, serious discussion on the celebrity justice system in this country and the revolving door rehab solution to avoiding jail ti- What’s that? Free donuts at Dunkin DeezNuts today? *kicks down wall of cubicle* VOLTRON, ASSEMBLE! I mean, BILL, GET YOUR KEYS! Oh, wait, the post. *thinks* Ah ha!

Richie Sambora is fat.

Swish!

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  1. kat

    we should bring back the guillotine for people like this.

  2. sherry

    good he deserves it for being such a dumbass..

  3. havoc

    If he was driving under the influence and had children in the car, he should face child endangerment charges.

    Dumbass……

    .

  4. Just put a strait jacket on him and force him to listen to his ME play guitar 24/7…

    Hey, you can laugh, but my guitar virtuosos have broken many an Abu Grahib inmate. I do my part for the War on Error…

  5. mrs.t

    The Child Endangerment charges were unrelated to the DUI. They were, however, directly linked to those fucking BANGS.

  6. #2 – He is soon to be the woman getting picked up in jail… some oversized Aryan lifer is gonna let him be the husband and instruct him nightly to “Come here and suck your wife’s dick!”

    Fucking cans of Spam..

  7. Mo

    Sadly? NOTHING is going to happen to this man.

    “Don’t do it again.”
    “Okay. Drinks later?”
    “You’re on.”

    Shit, they should have had the 14 year old drive.

  8. Spazz

    WANTED: Dead or Alive.

  9. Sheva

    No, not Richie. Okay, well jail time, maybe 30 days with time served plus tanning salon times three days a week.

  10. FCS

    What about all the pain he has put my ears through over the years? When is he going to pay for that?

  11. LL

    Word, FCS. The entire band has yet to pay… or maybe you just punish Jon Bon Jovi and the rest of the members just wither away, like when you kill the head vampire…

    WTF happened to Richie Sambora? He used to be hot one. Is this what sex with Denise Richards does to a man? In that case, maybe it’s worth it, but damn…

    Richie, 40-something men with mullets don’t look good. Actually, no man with a mullet looks good, but it is a look that really doesn’t age well. Cut your hair.

  12. Susanna

    Mmmmm, it seems he is very interested in dating wealthy young guys. I saw him on “SeekingRich.com” last week. You can contact him on that site.

  13. ixz

    Good. Fuck Bon Jovi too.

    haha #12, that’s hilarious. Maybe it’s an STD.

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  16. Christopher tm

    Ritchie Sambora is to Child Endangerment what Facelift is to Unnaturally-Raised Eyebrows.

  17. I don’t freakin care… I won’t believe he was drunk until they release his blood alcohol level. it says “Assuming” which means it is not a proven fact. if he was then he was stupid for driving with Ava in the car.. but he’s still a guitar GOD and anybody who diagrees with that can kiss my ass.

  18. I have seen much worse cases where a child of 7 was a victim of 2 felony crimes that caused his death and the authorities ignored those crimes and concluded that 7 yr old ,”Tyler James”, “CAUSED HIS OWN DEATH”. to read about this mockery of Justice please visit,
    http://www.tylerjames.org thru yahoo search engine

  19. I have seen much worse cases where a child of 7 was a victim of 2 felony crimes that caused his death and the authorities ignored those crimes and concluded that 7 yr old ,”Tyler James”, “CAUSED HIS OWN DEATH”. to read about this mockery of Justice please visit,
    http://www.tylerjames.org thru yahoo search engine

  20. Max

    Richie Sambora is the guitar god he is the best
    but deserve this…..still Guitar God

  21. Tena Wells

    I just finished a trial (as jury forman). Mother was found guilty of DUI and Child Endangerment (age 4 in car with her), likely to cause great bodily injury or death. Mom had a .23 and .24. Sambora could take a limo. What a moron. He deserves to be charged if the facts support the crime. I hope the DA does not allow him to plea bargin. Poor Ava, both her parents are drunks. I bet Heather drives drunk with Ava in the car too, she just hasn’t been caught yet. CPS ought to put Ava in the custody of a responsible family member before she is injured or killed.

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