UPDATE: Richie Sambora gets DUI (No steel horse found)

Richie Sambora, of Bon Jovi fame, was picked up last night for DUI by Laguna Beach police, according to

Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI.
At the station a cooperative Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD tells TMZ there’s no indication of drugs.

Richie also had a female passenger car who police immediately clarified wasn’t a celebrity. Ha! Loser. Can’t even get a famous chick to ride shotgun while you’re tanked. And to think I respected you. *rips down Bon Jovi poster* Wait, I don’t like Bon Jovi. Then what did I just rip down? And why is my roommate clutching his bleeding chest crying about his tattoo being ruined? What a weirdo.

UPDATE: So it turns out Richie Sambora’s 10-year-old daughter was in the car at the time of the arrest, according to TMZ. What a fucking idiot. Heather Locklear’s lawyers are going to have a field day with this shit. Driving drunk with a kid in a car, Christ. I didn’t know they gave out Father of the Year Awards for “Most Retarded.”

Photo: TMZ