UPDATE: Richie Sambora gets DUI (No steel horse found)

March 26th, 2008 // 37 Comments

Richie Sambora, of Bon Jovi fame, was picked up last night for DUI by Laguna Beach police, according to

Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI.
At the station a cooperative Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD tells TMZ there’s no indication of drugs.

Richie also had a female passenger car who police immediately clarified wasn’t a celebrity. Ha! Loser. Can’t even get a famous chick to ride shotgun while you’re tanked. And to think I respected you. *rips down Bon Jovi poster* Wait, I don’t like Bon Jovi. Then what did I just rip down? And why is my roommate clutching his bleeding chest crying about his tattoo being ruined? What a weirdo.

UPDATE: So it turns out Richie Sambora’s 10-year-old daughter was in the car at the time of the arrest, according to TMZ. What a fucking idiot. Heather Locklear’s lawyers are going to have a field day with this shit. Driving drunk with a kid in a car, Christ. I didn’t know they gave out Father of the Year Awards for “Most Retarded.”

Photo: TMZ

  1. mimi

    Fish-Gutz suks

  2. deacon jones

    OMG! First!!! Life, it’s full of surprises!!

    Now, where is Rosa Parx dog?

  3. mimi

    FIRST and didn’t even give a carp… I mean crap!

  4. mimi

    Sorry # 2.

    You lose! NEVER claim to be first!

  5. deacon jones

    mimi, want to suck on my 1 inch pee pee? It has some ingrown hairs on it.

  6. BunnyButt


  7. BunnyButt

    Hang on … isn’t that a photo of Mickey Rourke?

  8. toolboy

    Looks like Benjamin Linus to me…..

  9. mimi

    deacon boner

    When you insult yourself… I have no need to.

  10. hottest mess evah

    you know the gods have cursed you when people mistake you for mickey rourke.

  11. deacon jones

    mimi. shut the fuck up. suck my dick and make me dinner you stupid little whore.

  12. edamame

    Is he a burn victim?!
    Have you seen his ex, Heather recently? Jesus, I wonder who got the
    plastic surgeon in the divorce.

  13. deaon jones

    None of those above here were me.
    I hung out with Richie once. We partied hard at this hole in the wall bar where I danced all night. It was crazy.

  14. nipolian

    Hummer? I thought Micky Rourke got a DUI riding on his bad ass mo-ped.

  15. edamame

    #10, that was right on!

  16. nipolian

    You partied while hard…………….in his hole?

  17. deaon jones

    my butt hurts

  18. Did Richie go to the Nick Nolte beauty salon?

  19. Oprah's gorilla Butthole

    How funny. “No steel horse found…”

    I’m seeing them in anaheim next week. Wonder if sambora will join the boys.

  20. kitty kitty

    i have yet to see a sober person be able to drive and park a hummer well so i’m not surprised a drunkard can’t do any better. clearly he should have followed the wiser has been mickey rourke and gone with a more practical vehicle to drive drunk like a vespa or a big wheel.

  21. He had a female passenger car??

  22. Adeliza

    Well, my pretties, this is what CNN says in their synopsis:

    “Story Highlights:
    Richie Sambora arrested in Laguna Beach, California

    Sambora was riding with three females, including two minors

    Bon Jovi guitarist was married to Heather Locklear from 1994-2007

    Next Article in Entertainment »”
    Shiver me timbers, I’ve never heard of such a thing.

    tsk, tsk

  23. Sheva

    Did he get some minor league action before arrested?
    This photo is messed up. He looks like he got baked in sun for a week.

  24. jrz

    Well, why didn’t he just let his kid drive? DUH!

  25. Grunion

    He’s aging well

  26. Dick Richards

    When the fuck did Richie turn in to a female cancer patient? Rock on!

  27. WTF

    Did the police confiscate his eyebrows when they arrested him?

  28. pointandlaugh

    Step 1: get stinking drunk
    Step 2: get in car
    Step 3: have your 10 yr. old DAUGHTER get in the car with you
    Step 4: endanger many lives, and that of your daughter
    Step 5: DIE YOU DUMB F*CK……DIE

  29. julie

    Why in the hell does he still have a mullet?!

  30. Ass Valley

    He looks younger. Why?

  31. zuzuspetals

    That is one sexy mullet.
    To think that Heather Locklear and Denise Richards lost their friendship over this guy? Jesus, he’s slimy.
    Women everywhere- please, please, please print out this photo, put it in your wallet, and use it to remind yourselves that there is no man worth hurting another woman for.

  32. 1 MILF Hunter

    Bon Jovi rides the steel horse. Richie rides the paddy wagon to the drunk tank.

  33. bootlips

    Driving without eyebrows.

  34. Choocher

    Bet the girls were screaming the chorus to ‘Livin’ on a Prayer’ while he was scraping curbs and jumping lanes.

  35. Elk

    There are just no words for this level of stupid.

  36. Oh leave him alone are u not human! great talented guy,and as some of us had hard roads and dissappointed people.This guy marriage fell apart and lost his dad.I am 50 and my mom died at 47 and left 9 kids, god I know.

  37. I just read all you losers responses!Have skeleton’s in your closet’s! I bet you are not perfect? Yes Richie shouldn’t have ridden with Ava, but have u people that put him down! Have u gone out to dinner and had a drink with kids in your presence? Don’t go there ,cause u have.

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