Richie Sambora dumps Denise Richards

In Touch Weekly is claiming Richie Sambora has ended his relationship with Denise Richards because he feels bad about hurting Heather Locklear’s feelings. An insider says he reconsidered the relationship based on his feelings for his ex-wife as well as for their daughter Ava.

I’d comment further, but I’m so bored and sick of this story I don’t even want to finish this sentence. Why couldn’t something interesting happen, like Sambora breaking it off because he wants to pursue a career as an astronaut. Or a gun slinger. Or anything else that doesn’t make me want to smash my face through my monitor out of boredom.