In Touch Weekly is claiming Richie Sambora has ended his relationship with Denise Richards because he feels bad about hurting Heather Locklear’s feelings. An insider says he reconsidered the relationship based on his feelings for his ex-wife as well as for their daughter Ava.
I’d comment further, but I’m so bored and sick of this story I don’t even want to finish this sentence. Why couldn’t something interesting happen, like Sambora breaking it off because he wants to pursue a career as an astronaut. Or a gun slinger. Or anything else that doesn’t make me want to smash my face through my monitor out of boredom.
Limbo | May 12, 2006 at 9:16 am
First? First! Denise, come to me baby!
IFuckingHateYou | May 12, 2006 at 9:19 am
Richie, please die now & on your way to hell, take Bon Jovi with you you fucking scumbag.
TCLTC
krisdylee | May 12, 2006 at 9:20 am
hmm. guess I am not a giver of shit…
Fisher55 | May 12, 2006 at 9:20 am
Poor Penise!
DinerGirl | May 12, 2006 at 9:23 am
She is such a cockknocker. And, so is Denise.
Dr.Rokter | May 12, 2006 at 9:28 am
I can’t believe this. I had to double up on Therapy Circle yesterday because my social worker felt I still had issues about Richie/Denise/David/Heather/Charlie. Which meant I had to miss a whole day of Clay Therapy. I come to the SF to unwind and not have to talk about this. And now, the ashtrasy I was making shaped like my little sister’s vagina won’t get fired until next week. Which means she won’t get it for her birthday and I’ll have to punish myself.
Spacedog | May 12, 2006 at 9:30 am
Maybe he realized that, since he was banging Denise, and she was with Chuckles Sheen, who loved prostitutes, by the transitive property he basically was having sex with the equivalent of an AIDS-ridden South African ghetto slum.
Kelz | May 12, 2006 at 9:30 am
Well that relationship lasted long. 8-)
Lala | May 12, 2006 at 9:31 am
But that was going to be the romance for the ages! I guess it’s good of Richie to resign his temporary C-List status gracefully.
blueballs | May 12, 2006 at 9:33 am
Any guy with a working neuron in his head would steer clear of Denise. She’s already demonstrated what a cunt she can be if she doesnt’ get her way. She’s go to any depth to ruin a guy. Now, Charlie Sheen is not winner, but the unwritten law in Hollywood is that you don’t dish dirt on your fellow actor during a break up. Denise might have just ruined her career, not that she had one to begin with.
trulymadlydeeplytori | May 12, 2006 at 9:39 am
good for her. what a gutterslut. why would richie even bother with that? trade up to a 22 yr old. go get em tiger!
Juliana's love | May 12, 2006 at 9:42 am
#7, you are right on target. Maybe he watched a special on Discovery about STD’s and realized that since CSheen has banged everything with a pulse his weiner might fall off if he kept it up. He gives love a bad name. ( Shot through the heart, Denise, you’re to blame)
Tai! | May 12, 2006 at 9:42 am
First bitches…
ooh…does sambora Love The Cock also?
Fisher55 | May 12, 2006 at 9:56 am
6, LOLOLOL
Fisher55 | May 12, 2006 at 9:57 am
I normally just ash my cigarette directly into my little sister’s vag…why bother with a replica?
DancingQueen | May 12, 2006 at 10:14 am
I hope Heather broke his damn arm. The bastard. Denise is a tramp.
By the way, Doc, you Rok!!
Mr. Fritz | May 12, 2006 at 10:18 am
She has a mouth that is too big for her face. I remember seeing her on an episode of Seinfeld. It’s the one where George leaves his once hot wife and screws around with Denise’s character and then dumps her ass after he realizes she’s not a nice piece of ass after all.
PapaHotNuts | May 12, 2006 at 10:24 am
It would be funnnier if the post was titled:
“Richie Sambora TAKES a dump on Denise Richards”.
Because these two people are really unfunny, so if he happened to shit on her chest, that would make him at least a little funny.
I got nuthin.’
Sheva | May 12, 2006 at 10:34 am
Richie is moving on. How long before Denise makes a public outcry of her mistreatment.
Okay, he banged every which way but hey, it’s time to move on.
Gerald Tarrant | May 12, 2006 at 11:11 am
She actually dumped him after reading my posts of undying love for her right here on the Fish.
Let a brotha’ dream.
WTF | May 12, 2006 at 11:49 am
instead of Rot Gut….you got Cock Rot…hahahaaha..i kill me! no really kill me!
Aimtrue | May 12, 2006 at 12:08 pm
It Richie was so devoted to Heather why would he jump on someone so soon after she files. It makes it look like he was cheating before or he could not wait to get something new. Either way any time an older guy is getting a yonger woman I say great. and just remember condoms condoms condoms
Iambananas | May 12, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Aren’t they… like… b-list celebrities? Who cares about what’s happening with them?
shankyouverymuch | May 12, 2006 at 1:31 pm
See everyone… you were all wrong about him… he is a nice guy after all… a nice, conciderate and sweet guy…
shankyouverymuch | May 12, 2006 at 1:33 pm
I meant “considerate” of course.
HollyJ | May 12, 2006 at 2:04 pm
he’s so fugly that just seeing him makes my vuvla quake with repulsion
katie | May 12, 2006 at 3:29 pm
considering bon jovi sells out giant concert halls pretty much everywhere they go i am not really sure you can call him a has been. but whatever. leave it to stupid superficial people to ignore facts in an attempt to be vaguely funny.
gogoboots | May 12, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Wow he’s gotten even more publicity then when he was in Bon Jovi!
radio4play | May 12, 2006 at 3:47 pm
#21 When and where…
TCLTC
MeganHarris | May 12, 2006 at 4:14 pm
yikes. so little comments. Must mean that no one really gives a shit about Richie Sambora, Denise Richards, Heather Locklear OR david spade.
tsarinaamanda | May 12, 2006 at 4:33 pm
@27-
And I’d bet you’re there at all the shows, in your 80′s leather jacket, acid washed jeans, and permed hair. Are you that bitch who holds up the lighter every time they play that song that goes, WAAANTED……DEAD OR ALIIIIIVE!!!? It’s over. Let it go. They’re has-beens.
BarbadoSlim | May 12, 2006 at 5:10 pm
Says the Doctor:
Mr. Sambora, I’m sorry to tell you that you’re suffering from the first known case of Charlie Sheen Syndrome, which means that you are infected with all known venereal diseases plus four which we have just discovered, in you. From looking at you I also have to notify you that you’re dead and will be buried when you leave the office. Your next of kin have also been notified.
ebayfan414 | May 12, 2006 at 7:03 pm
You know you’re a loser when superfical users have only posted 32 comments on your story.
Yoda a Green Schlong Has | May 12, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Are these people ( ppl for sherry-co ) all from West Virginia? What is with Hollywood’s incestuous fuckfest?
Denise Richards will scrog David Spade, and Charlie Sheen will hook up with Heather Locklear. Hillbillies, all, …
CW316sBitch | May 13, 2006 at 2:17 am
#^…LMAO
CW316sBitch | May 13, 2006 at 2:23 am
oops…#6
ning_ning | May 13, 2006 at 5:31 am
Look at mouse face and the hunchback of notre dame. The bitch is throwed off, acting like she’s so happy knowing damn well richie samabora is ugly as hell..
Tulli | May 13, 2006 at 6:13 am
Hahaha!
prettierthanmeganharris | May 13, 2006 at 10:54 am
@34
You are pretty damn funny
ScarletStarlet | May 13, 2006 at 7:25 pm
I think this entire “drama” is a pathetic cry for the media’s attention. Nobody cares about either of these people anymore, so they cooked up a plot straight out of a lame soap opera to get people interested.
Clearly it didn’t work.
TOPAZ21 | May 14, 2006 at 5:32 pm
i fucking hate scalpers
Barbie | May 14, 2006 at 9:45 pm
..@31
okay,
considering bon jovi arn’t has beens
theyre so hot right now they sell out hsows in every country and they have new and younger fans every year theyre amazing
hahaha you people don’t know anything seriously learn about something before you try to talk about it
im 17 im a die hard bon jovi fan and id kill to go to one of their concerts
what up, ya'll | May 15, 2006 at 5:50 pm
Sigh. Another visit to planet whogivesafuck. I like Heather, but I could give a rats about Denise. She’s a straight up hizzo.
Rhianne | June 8, 2006 at 11:29 am
This isn’t true. I saw Bon Jovi last night in Coventry and Denise was standing on the side of the stage twirlling and flicking her hair. Clearly, her and Richie are together.
vainna regen | July 8, 2007 at 4:57 pm
I dont know why richie ever left heather from what I heard she is a great woman and I think that richie is a dum ass for leaving her I mean was denise really worth all that trouble
j...... | July 13, 2008 at 12:41 am
hi . i was watching one of your episodes tonight and it wass the one about u going to ssee ur parents house & you were all sad about your mom .well ithought it was really kool and sad because my brother died in august of last year . but ur mom died on his birthday . i just thought that real interesting :)
r4i gold card | February 16, 2010 at 5:23 am
How disappointing. These two are setting a horrible example. Maybe they’ll wake up and realize they’re the only ones smiling. I’m thankful I’ve never had a friend like Denise Richards, and feel sorry for Heather.