Rich People Wearing Disguises

November 1st, 2010 // 220 Comments

Because I can’t look at another Halloween costume without having flashbacks of Snooki, here’s an assload of celebrities in costumes over the weekend that range from the random (Harrison Ford as a nun.) to the hilarious (Paris Hilton‘s parents as cops. Ha! Get it? Because their daughter got arrested and their money bent the law to her favor. COMEDY!).

Other highlights include:

Tara Reid as Heidi Montag if someone left her on top of the stove.
Ye Ole Wonk-Boobs.
Leonardo DiCaprio apparently wanting to set his face on fire.
Anne Hathway in whatever the hell this is.
And Amanda Seyfried clearly trying to give me a hint. (I’m in.)

Trick or Treat.

Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN, WireImage

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  1. Amanda Seyfried
    SLH
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    an upright dog with a human head in its mouth?

  2. Marilyn Manson
    SLH
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    ugly goth?

  3. Janet Jackson
    NineInchNailed
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    Terrifying…

  4. Harrison Ford
    NineInchNailed
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    LOL. This one is great. Definitely unexpected and awesome. Harrison Ford rocks.

  5. Tori Spelling
    NineInchNailed
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    AHHHH! AHHHH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    It’s ugly. The costume isn’t bad though.

  6. Liv Tyler
    SLH
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    catty birdie flamey thing … or escaped mental patient

  7. Janet Jackson
    SLH
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    crrrrrreeeeeppppyyy …

  8. Harrison Ford
    SLH
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    next time wear a burqua!

  9. John Mayer
    SLH
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    where’s the bulge?

  10. Kate Winslet
    SLH
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    woman in black with black wig and black eyemask … thrilling

  11. John Legend
    SLH
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    grandma’s curtains!

  12. Jessica White
    SLH
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    she’s dressing up as a hag who wears dead animal skins

  13. Tori Spelling
    SLH
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    lady waa waa

  14. Janet Jackson
    el_punk
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    that looks about right…

  15. Harrison Ford
    el_punk
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    fuck to the yeah lol

  16. Tori Spelling
    kara
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    i don’t even know who half these people are…& not because their costumes are good…

  17. John Mayer
    Jeff
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    Isn’t he a little short for a stormtrooper?

  18. Audrina Patridge
    I See Pee
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    Tiny Hat!!!

  19. Amanda Seyfried
    I See Pee
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    The mouth zips up then PRESTO! a Furry!

  20. Liv Tyler
    I See Pee
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    Bizzare! I like it. The flame mask is obviously for a kid… hopefully.

  21. Janet Jackson
    I See Pee
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    that is scary… in the thumbnail “it’ looks like one of those rubber doll things.

  22. John Mayer
    I See Pee
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    I guess that I don’t know celebs. I haven’t recognized a one! Put the helmet back on!

  23. Jessica White
    I See Pee
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    what a mish mash of… of… of… Screw it. It’s just a mess.

  24. Tori Spelling
    I See Pee
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    Pea-cock?

  25. Brooklyn Decker
    I See Pee
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    ZZZZzzzzzZZZZ

  26. Tori Spelling
    CrApBoi
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    uninstall pls..

  27. Liv Tyler
    thatgengirl
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    The Mockingjay?

  28. Marilyn Manson
    ItsJasonLee
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    Goth Alan Rickman?

  29. Sam Jones III and Karissa Shannon
    Normal Male
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    A whore and her chimp?

  30. Hugh Jackman
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    He put on a hat? Wow, great effort, Hugh. Why not dress up like Wolverine or something?

  31. Michael Sheen, Kate Beckinsale, Len Wiseman
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    Man, she’s hot.

  32. Jessica White
    sakuraness
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    I don’t get it

  33. Lisa Rinna
    Lizzy
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    Oh, look, her date dressed up as Alfred Hitchcock.

  34. Tara Reid
    gigi
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    at least her crypt-keeper stomach is covered up sweetly… whew

  35. Hugh Jackman
    gigi
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    daaaaamn… he could have used that hat & gone clockwork orange…. lamity-lame

  36. John Mayer
    gigi
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    that codpiece thingy is holding back one monster racist penis!!!! big girl better stand back!

  37. Jessica White
    gigi
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    ew…. looks like she needs a good shower…. and the purple lace isn’t helping her cause at alll

  38. Tori Spelling
    gigi
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    hold up, I thought the dude peacocks were the fancy ones…. so Tori’s in drag?

  39. Sam Jones III and Karissa Shannon
    Cardinal Fang
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    CBS’s new crime drama: The Nigga and the Schoolgirl. Fighting crime out of the back of his Cadillac.

  40. Marilyn Manson
    wat
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    nick cage?

  41. SmotherMeBrother

    Who is this hideous creature in the Barbie outfit? I’ve never seen her before and prefer never to lay eyes on her again. My eyes! My eyes! Please make it stop!

  42. Sam Jones III and Karissa Shannon
    SmotherMeBrother
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    Who ARE these people? I mean I know they’re in costume (well not her really) but I don’t even know their names. Where are they from? What do they do? She’s obviously in porn right?

  43. Matthew Morrison
    SmotherMeBrother
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    I know he’s supposed to be Richards Simmons. The problem is I don’t know who Matthew Morrison is.

  44. Alessandra Torresani
    SmotherMeBrother
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    Who?

  45. Amanda Seyfried
    SmotherMeBrother
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    Perro Pepe!

  46. Marilyn Manson
    SmotherMeBrother
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    So…is this really him or someone dressed in a Marilyn Manson costume? This is not a costume if this is really him. He’s retarded year round.

  47. John Mayer
    SmotherMeBrother
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    He’s so gay.

  48. Jessica White
    SmotherMeBrother
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    Who is this tramp? Never heard of her.

  49. AnnaLynne McCord
    SmotherMeBrother
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    Corpse bride?

  50. Tori Spelling
    SmotherMeBrother
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    I like it. It’s cool & different.

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