Rich People Wearing Disguises

November 1st, 2010 // 220 Comments

Because I can’t look at another Halloween costume without having flashbacks of Snooki, here’s an assload of celebrities in costumes over the weekend that range from the random (Harrison Ford as a nun.) to the hilarious (Paris Hilton‘s parents as cops. Ha! Get it? Because their daughter got arrested and their money bent the law to her favor. COMEDY!).

Other highlights include:

Tara Reid as Heidi Montag if someone left her on top of the stove.
Ye Ole Wonk-Boobs.
Leonardo DiCaprio apparently wanting to set his face on fire.
Anne Hathway in whatever the hell this is.
And Amanda Seyfried clearly trying to give me a hint. (I’m in.)

Trick or Treat.

Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN, WireImage

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  1. Chico

    First maybe!

  2. Kate Winslet
    ishi-san
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    Is that Kate Winsley with John Mayer?

  3. Anne Hathaway
    memem
    Commented on this photo:

    makes her Jew nose look even Jewier

  4. Drew

    At least Karissa Shannon’s boyfriend is dressing up to be what she should be fucking, a white guy.

  5. Sam Jones III and Karissa Shannon
    Cock Dr
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    Costume? Isn’t that the way she usually dresses?

  6. Normal ppl should take heart seeing all these rich clueless freaks. My halloween date smoked every celeb i seen today incl jwhore. Shows money cant buy u brains or taste.

  7. Hugh Jackman
    Cock Dr
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    Looks like an undertaker. Was that the plan?

  8. Anne Hathaway
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Bet that when she bent over, you got some nice down blouse action. To which, she’d see you gazing at her kitty ta ta’s and give you the stink eye for taking a peak. Even though she’d be even more ticked if no guy tried. Women! Kitty People!

  9. Michael Sheen, Kate Beckinsale, Len Wiseman
    Rush
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    that’s pretty good, actually; credit where it’s due.

  10. Audrina Patridge
    Rush
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    she looks so vacant.

  11. Jamie-Lynn Sigler
    Rush
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    oh, i get it. she’s that crazy lady that sells her vagina on the street corner when she’s not blowing bikers with her knees in a mudhole. good costume.

  12. Jack

    If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

  13. Marilyn Manson
    Rush
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    not a costume.

  14. Harrison Ford
    Rush
    Commented on this photo:

    funny dude.

  15. Harrison Ford
    Cock Dr
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    Love this guy.
    Yes, he is old & wrinkly. I don’t care.
    I would hit that.

  16. John Mayer
    Rush
    Commented on this photo:

    watch out, kid; he will fuck you.

  17. Jessica White
    Cock Dr
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    Are those fake wax lips?
    That’s got to be the only reasonable explanation.

  18. Brooklyn Decker
    Rush
    Commented on this photo:

    what is she? besides busty.

  19. Brooke Burke
    Cock Dr
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    Not bad!

  20. Tori Spelling
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Very…..ahem….colorful.
    Happy Halloween!

  21. I gotta say, Tara Reid looks good. it MUST BE Halloween!!! Some pretty got costumes, or shall I say some pretty hot women in some hot costumes!!! I have to agree with dude though, I saw a ton of women who looked hotter than most of the celeb photo’s here.

  22. Tara Reid
    Sam
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    Can someone enlighten me and tell me who this Barbie dressed woman is? Doesn’t look familiar.

    • rocio

      This is Tara Reid…. She was in Van Wilder and American Pie.

    • SmotherMeBrother

      I wondered the same thing! Doesn’t look anything like Tara Reid. This chick looks like she’s in her late forties trying to be in her early twenties & not doing a very good job at it. Talk about issues! Wow.

  23. Tori Spelling
    DKNY
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    Didn’t think anything could make Tori uglier.

    I was wrong.

  24. David Dook

    Who’s the race traitor in the 4th pic (the pic labeled 1101-halloween-celebrities-03)?

    • 3fro

      The race traitor is Sam Jones, who prefers yellow haired white bitches and hos to his soul sistahs. Makes me so mad my Angela Davis Afro triples in size when I think about it.

  25. You know, I didn’t realize how skanky Mrs. Hilton was. I realize she is the mother of Paris but still, now I know where she gets her nastiness from. Doesn’t Mrs. hilton Resemble Stiffler’s Mom from American Pie????

  26. Alessandra Torresani
    oermens
    Commented on this photo:

    as ann as the nose on plain’s face

  27. Jamie-Lynn Sigler
    oermens
    Commented on this photo:

    RIP Ginny Sack

  28. Rick and Kathy Hilton
    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    First

  29. Deacon Jones

    For being a billionaire, you’d think Mr. Hilton would’ve had a better cop costume.

  30. Amanda Seyfried
    beakrush
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    that’s cute

  31. Tori Spelling
    adria
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    she copied audrina patridge’s costume in 08… tho audrina’s was prettier…

  32. Janet Jackson
    Lardy
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    michael? is that you?

  33. Sam Jones III and Karissa Shannon
    Rufus The Cat
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    Dressing in Whiteface?!?
    That’s as bad as when Ted Danson dressed up in blackface.

  34. AnnaLynne McCord
    bucket
    Commented on this photo:

    ghost of brittany murphy?

  35. Brooklyn Decker
    Ara
    Commented on this photo:

    A troll…I think?

  36. fester

    Wow, Brooke Burke as Catwoman gets my vote.

  37. Janet Jackson
    Turquinha
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    she is clearly her father!!!!!

  38. Tori Spelling
    BB
    Commented on this photo:

    Was Janet going as Joe Jackson?

  39. Kate Winslet
    Leia
    Commented on this photo:

    Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper?

  40. Brooklyn Decker
    Zen
    Commented on this photo:

    @Rush

    +1

  41. Audrina Patridge
    whitepuzzylover
    Commented on this photo:

    she is so pretty

  42. Michael Sheen, Kate Beckinsale, Len Wiseman
    Pwnd
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how Wiseman totally stole Kate from Michael and now he´s contractually obligated to hang out with them…pwnd

  43. Marilyn Manson
    Heidi
    Commented on this photo:

    sexy as always :)

  44. Janet Jackson
    Ash Bones
    Commented on this photo:

    that whole family is scary

  45. Sam Jones III and Karissa Shannon
    Ash Bones
    Commented on this photo:

    Ohhhh, it’s a costume about race.

  46. Brooklyn Decker
    kae
    Commented on this photo:

    so I’m totally clueless – which celeb is this?

    And you’re correct on the troll.

  47. Brooklyn Decker
    kae
    Commented on this photo:

    nm…I see the label now…christ, stupid mondays

  48. John Legend
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    Now this is an awesome costume! This doesnt look cheap at all. You expect celebs to have beautiful costumes like this, not the cheap looking ones that most of the celebs were rocking. I want to see awesome costumes, that I cant afford to wear on the rich people, cause if I had the money they have, I would wear something like this. Beautiful.

  49. John Mayer
    HeySamJo
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me, or does he have an abnormally large head?

  50. Brooke Burke
    Jess
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    Wow, if I had a body like her’s, Id rock this outfit too! Go Brooke Burke!

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