Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is Airing a ‘Suicide Special’ Now, Of Course

August 30th, 2011 // 40 Comments

If you assumed Bravo would take the classy and respectable route of canceling the upcoming season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills following Russel Armstrong’s suicide, clearly you never seen more than five minutes of this show because they’re going to exploit the fuck out of this thing by airing a “suicide special.” Entertainment Weekly reports:

The network has shot a special that included several cast members of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills — Lisa Vanderpump, Camille Grammer, Kyle and Kim Richards, and Adrienne Maloof. Taylor Armstrong apparently was not included in the filming.
The special has yet to be formally announced by the network, and its unclear when the special will air. The second season premiere of Beverly Hills is still on track for Sept. 5.

Granted, Russell Armstrong was an abusive shitbag, there are still children involved here, and does anyone remember the Jasmine Fiore incident? She was a stripper found dead in a suitcase after her new husband murdered her immediately following his filming of two VH1 reality shows, Megan Wants a Millionaire and I Want Money 3, that never saw the light of day. Keep in mind these were shows involving strippers and porn stars competing for cash, yet VH1 had the sense of decorum to scrap both. So, of course, a clan of gold-diggers who think they’re Hollywood superstars now aren’t going to let one drop of attention and publicity go to waste. “So, the man died, I just grafted these cheekbones from my four year old’s thighbone. The doctor says he probably won’t walk again, and what do you think I should tell him? ‘Mommy made herself beautiful to not go on television.’ Don’t be absurd.”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News

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  1. oh good they are doing a special on all past lovers that had a shred if dignity.

  2. Rough compromises belief

    I look forward to see Kimmy K and these future shooting stars on the Hollywood walk of fame some day, because I have become that type.

  3. Cant they just hang all of these plastic whores and televise it?

  4. Now, if this were a promotional still for Real Human Centipede of Beverly Hills, I’d be the first one to set my DVR. The key difference would be that they shit into each other’s mouths, instead of into my fucking eyeballs every time I see them.

  5. Help

    Why the hell should Bravo cancel an entire season of a show and lose millions of dollars just because one recurring person killed himself? Just cut the footage of the dead man and move on.

  6. 150K MILLI

    Dude, you are spot on with your analysis of these bitches…

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    Double D
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    Their choice of suicide: death by irrelevancy.

  8. Tristyn

    These gold plated plastic bitches are not entertaining.

  9. Mama Pinkus

    who are these whores?

  10. Liz

    I’m not entirely convinced that he wasn’t contractually obligated to kill himself for the explicit purpose of having a suicide special episode. Think about it; it’ll be an entire episode where everyone only talks about HIM! And no one is allowed to be mean! And he got a huge bonus for his agreement to off himself, so no more debt! Who wouldn’t take a deal like this?

  11. Kenya

    I’m sorry but what is the point of cancelling the season?? When Kandi from RHOA fiancee was killed a simple dedication was put up. Not to be insenesitive but he killed himself, and you just said he was an “abusive sh*tbag”.

  12. Oh Bravo… they sure know how to wallow in the uncomfortable moments of life.

  13. forrest gump

    these women are mentally so strong they even could make tom cruise commit suicide.
    ……………….SO PLEASE DO!!

  14. Kee-rist!!! No wonder he committed suicide. Could you imagine having to wake up, every morning, to one of these overly botoxed attention whores? (*BLAM*)

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    TomFrank
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    Lisa Vanderpump. You have to give her credit for holding on to her porn name.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Photo Boy, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find out who this babe is and give her the “Brad Pitt’s assistant” treatment. As always, should you be caught sniffing her panties, The Superficial will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

  17. President Obama

    The world would be a better place if each and every one of these women followed in the gentleman’s footsteps and killed themselves. On that note, their entire gene pool should be eradicated.

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    Bud
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re remaking The Golden Girls with an older cast of hos? I threw up in my mouth…just sayin.

  19. Carolyn

    What a hideous looking bunch. They won’t go away until stupid Americans stop watching them.

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    Amir
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    Is it me or are all of these Hollywood housewives starting to look like the puppets from ‘Team America’ and the old ‘Thunderbirds’ ?

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