Resistance To Alexander Skarsgard is Futile

“Subject resembles KATE BOSWORTH. Initiate FORCED INTERCOURSE sequence. Beep boop bop.”

(Before everyone gets bent out of shape, a.) This. b.) There’s only one “victim” here and it’s that guy whose girlfriend is five seconds away from cheating on him right on top of his shoes. He’s the wounded gazelle.)

NOTE: It helps if you imagine this playing out of The Skarsgard’s chest as he stalks his prey.

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