Some things are destined to come to an end. Youth. Life. My collection of Dustin Diamond nudie photos. And now we can add Renee Zellwegger and Kenny Chesney’s marriage to the list.
Their annulment was finalized by Los Angeles Superior Court this week. Despite a recent string of secret dinners fuelling speculation over a possible reunion, the couple are now officially separated. Sources say the couple’s split is amicable, despite Zellweger citing fraud as her reason for wishing to dissolve her marriage to the country star.
Once upon a time Renee Zellwegger was very attractive, in a girl-next-door kinda way. But then she started to melt. I have my doubts that she’ll be getting married again anytime soon. Having sex with her now would be like having sex with a bean-bag chair. But at least the bean bag chair doesn’t complain when I pee on it aftewards.