Renee Zellweger… is her face supposed to look like that?

October 26th, 2007 // 139 Comments
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Renee Zellweger attended the New York premiere of Bee Movie last night. And, Mary, mother of God, what the hell happened to her? It’s almost like she went to her stylist and said, “Make me look like a transsexual. But, you know, more pale.” I’m going to take a shot in the dark here and say that Renee Zellweger was abused by a skin pigment at a young age. Either that or she feeds off the fear of children. It’s a toss-up, really.

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  1. supermodelmom1

    She looks like Leonardo Di Caprio in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape…

  2. Jerry Berry Canary

    She actually looks good here compared to her appearance on Oprah Winfrey promoting this movie. Jerry Seinfeld was looking at her on that show as tho he had never seen such a hideous monster. He probably never saw her during the voice overs.
    I’m putting her on my dead list.

  3. George

    I always thought that she was cute with that little pudding face of hers, but what happened to her, she now looks so shriveled up and dehydrated. I think she needs to eat something and drink lots and lots of Gatorade.

  4. George

    # 102 -

    If Jerry Seinfeld wanted to see a hideous monster, all he has to do is look in the mirror. Renee looks bad, but Jerry is as cute as David Cooperfield, two sick ugly dudes!

  5. SuzieQ

    “Renee is the girl who ate paste and her own boogers in elementary school. Some things never change.

    ps- The sun is GOOD.”

    Ummm… No, it’s not. I guess it’s considered good if you think skin cancer is sexy?

    Renee is ugly. No tan would fix her unfortunate face.

  6. Valeriya

    guys, she obv recently had a peel.

  7. starscanfrighten

    Eeek.

  8. Makemepuke

    proof positive that even ugly people can be stars!!!

  9. I hate people.

    This chick’s a bitch in real life. When she and Jack White were together, she’d piss off the locals in Detroit. Note to people: Don’t piss off the people who reside in Hell (which is also the name of a city in Michigan. Go figure.)

  10. Janine77

    Wow, she needs to lay off the plastic surgery on her face. Also, WTF is up with that teenage boy haircut? P.S. Why do all these celebs have disgusting, veiny zombies arms? Is it the anorexia, or are they all injection drugs users? GROSS.

  11. Rimjob Bob

    She has smashed crab face. SMASHED CRAB FACE!

    rofl @ #7… “poopdeck pappy,” what a reference… you must be 50 years old.

  12. neysene

    fucking ugly..and overrated.. another miserable face from hollywood. she looks like she’s too high to handle..on crack cocaine

  13. starscanfrighten

    fuzzy face, chapped lips, small eyes, protruding clavicles – Winehouse is prettier.

  14. she lookes like she shaved and missed a few parts!

    haha

  15. Kenny Chesney's Filipino Pool Boy

    Poopdeck Pappy was classic.

    I believe #32 who says he saw her as a waitress in the early 90′s and she was beautiful once. One of her first movies was a sub-Tarantino knockoff called Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. She wears short-shorts throughout, long blond hair, adorable grin, I sat through the whole film with an erection. And believe it or not, that rarely happens.

    But this face is what happens to you when you get involved in ( a ) Anorexia ( b ) Gay country singers and ( c ) Crypto-communist cartoons.

  16. Kenny Chesney's Filipino Pool Boy Again

    Oops, not Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels obviously. I meant “Love and a .45.” Same concept. They both sucked.

  17. ceedee

    Herpes alert!

  18. Mama Pinkus

    Just a shout-out to Texas Tranny – I’ve always thought I was brave just being a liberal in this piece of shit state. That you survive with a sense of humor – AWESOME

  19. D. Richards

    Jesus. It’s not that Renee’s head is too big, it’s that her neck is way to small. Wait, I think I read something in OK! about Zellweger losing weight in her neck so that she can play a Jack-o Lantern in an upcoming movie about Halloween butt-sex.

    You know, honestly, I’d like to punch Zellweger as hard as I could, right in the face.

  20. justtheobvious

    I’d still do her old ass. Shes sexy and would look so much better with my dick in her mouth.

  21. GG1000

    Jesus, Renee, lay off the facial injections already! She’d look better with a few wrinkles than as Botox Barbie. And you wouldn’t have so many wrinkles if you’d EAT now and then! Starvation’s bad for the skin.

  22. hardly recognized renee. AND she’s nv been pretty!

  23. Nick

    She looks particularly fug in that picture, but she’s never been attractive what with that pigsquint and all.

  24. Nick

    She looks particularly fug in that picture, but she’s never been attractive what with that pigsquint and all.

  25. TheOriginalBrittany

    No she wasn’t pretty before, but she wasn’t unnattractive. I liked her in Bridget Jones I wish she would have stayed the same weight. Sad trend fosho.

  26. 118. Mama Pinkus – October 28, 2007 1:18 AM

    Just a shout-out to Texas Tranny – I’ve always thought I was brave just being a liberal in this piece of shit state. That you survive with a sense of humor – AWESOME

    Thanks Mama,
    Mostly I travel as TT under the cover of darkness, where I can conceal my true identity behind a fabulous dress, wig and make-up. Everyday though, I do wear a sign of TT – pretty panties, under my slacks.

  27. dephs

    she looks like a southpark character.

  28. dephs

    she looks like a southpark character.

  29. Narcissist

    AHHH! It’s Chris Crocker. She’s gonna off herself if you don’t leave Britney alone.

  30. She needs a new hairstyle. She looks so bad with that hair.

  31. zsa

    Mary Mother of God, what happened to her??

    =)

  32. mimo

    Her skin is so dry and red…maybe she got a chemical peel.

  33. Mistyblue

    Her eyes are squinty and her high cheekbones are from her Norwegian ancestry. It’s a common trait in people from Norway, where her mom is from.

  34. Mistyblue

    Her eyes are squinty and her high cheekbones are from her Norwegian ancestry. It’s a common trait in people from Norway, where her mom is from. I don’t think she’s ugly at all.

  35. Mistyblue

    Her eyes are squinty and her high cheekbones are from her Norwegian ancestry. It’s a common trait in people from Norway, where her mom is from. I don’t think she’s ugly at all, but her hair is too short in these pictures.

  36. Mistyblue

    Her eyes are squinty and her high cheekbones are from her Norwegian ancestry. It’s a common trait in people from Norway, where her mom is from. I don’t think she’s ugly at all, but her hair is too short in these pictures.

  37. Mistyblue

    Her eyes are squinty and her high cheekbones are from her Norwegian ancestry. It’s a common trait in people from Norway, where her mom is from. I don’t think she’s ugly at all, but her hair is too short in these pictures.

  38. NarutoUzumaki

    You’re all crazy. Did you see her on the Oscars last night?
    I am a 100% heteuro, handsome and well-endowed.
    On her WORST day, I would make love to the lovely Rene Z. all night long.
    Her eyes and checkbones are incredible. Did you see her walk up to the podium? She is 1000% buff, and has an incredible butt.
    The problem is that people like you who define beauty in a narrow context, must be resisted until the social perception changes altogether.
    As for Rene and I…fuck all y’all…I’m gonna tap that all night long…y’all talk amongst yourselves while we’re gone.

  39. gonenow

    Renee Zellweger needs shooting but I bet even as the bullets hit her that squinty lemon sucking face would stay fixed.

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