Renee Zellweger and some guy split up

Superficial / September 16, 2005

Renee_Splits.jpgOscar-winner Renee Zellweger and country singer Kenny Chesney have filed court papers seeking an annulment after five months of really awkward sex.

Publicist Nanci Ryder confirmed that Zellweger and Chesney, who stunned the entertainment world in May with a marriage on a beach in the Caribbean, had split.

Well, I wouldn’t say we were stunned. Sure, I looked up at the TV in slight bewilderment when Mary Hart mentioned that they had gotten married, but that’s only because I realized I was watching “ET” and had to change the channel. To be honest, I’m still not entirely certain who this Kenny character is. And when did Renee Zellweger win an Oscar? Was it for Cold Mountain? Because I thought that was just a bad dream. Sigh. So many unanswered questions. I blame Mary Hart.