Jessica Simpson Always Looks Pregnant

November 22nd, 2010 // 46 Comments

Acting as if they’ve never seen an over-sized Jessica Simpson before (In fairness, I probably could’ve linked to any photo.), several sources are trying to say Jessica Simpson is pregnant based on these shots of her arriving at JFK Sunday night which I find insulting to Christina Aguilera who legitimately has a baby inside of her. I mean, seriously, has anyone been following this Jessica Simpson story? She celebrated her engagement by eating a pizza. There’s not a single human emotion she can’t express without food. “I think I’m happy, but I don’t see bacon, so now I’m sad.” *pulls rotisserie chicken out of purse*

UPDATE: Apparently Jessica complained about feeling “sick” this “morning” on The Today Show, which I’m sure has nothing to do with her constantly being photographed drunk like she was two weeks ago. That couldn’t possibly be related.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Taz

    She is a little big but still hot

  2. One day she’s gona *be* pregnant and do her belly and mom jeans right proud~

  3. RandaI

    During times of duress, some of us are so preoccupied with life’s tribulations what we are too stressed and anxious to eat. Clearly that is not the case with Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera. These ladies have become heffers and honestly if life were a pie-eating contest fatso here would be in the gold medal round.

    Keep stuffing your hole, Chubby.

    With much love and respect,


  4. Sara

    She also made comments on the Today show about getting “sick” that morning. Makes a lot more sense than just some normal pics, right?

  5. Maloney

    I hope she is getting her roots dyed. They make her belly fat.

  6. GravyLeg

    Looks like when Eric Johnson told her he wanted to “K-Fed” her, she grabbed a fork and knife…

  7. Always a bridesmaid and never a bride… oh wait
    –I meant always bloated and never a baby.

  8. burton

    damn shes so short…short and fat, YUCK.

  9. Puddin' Taine

    What is this? A 10-month pregnancy???

  10. Jessica: “Hey! I just got pregnant again!”

    “Um, Jessica, eating babies isn’t the same thing as being pregnant.”

    Jessica: “BUT THEY’RE INSIDE ME.”

  11. She looks like one of those rubber key chain toys that you can squeeze and their eyes pop out….that or someone took the 2003 version of her and just blew her up with some hot air.

  12. Jimmy

    Look at her bloated double chin in pic #4. PUKE

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    She must eat A LOT of food.

  14. McFeely Smackup

    the “i haven’t had my roots done in a month” should be a clear sign as to how her career is going, which might also be connected to her “all ahead bloat factor 5″ thing she has going on.

    • Janice Marie

      She is dropping baby hints like crazy – you are not supposed to dye your hair when you are pregnant. She said she hasn’t dyed it in a month, so I say she is two months along (you are usually a month along before you realize you’re pregnant – first missed period). So basically she got pregnant and THEN engaged. Hmmmm, maybe this isn’t all about Nick…….

  15. She should have carried the BIG bag.

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    Ughhhh her nasty fat throat/chin/thing growing out of the bottom of her head makes me want to puke…

  17. RoboZombie


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    Jesus, clean up the black roots hair business, please … and those fug boots too. She looks “in love” … HE does not … he always looks so bored (or stunned, whichever) …

  19. Like a bat outta hell

    slowly but surely he is turning into Meatloaf.

  20. JesseJimmy

    I’d fuck her back to skinny.

  21. Guys C’mon, she’s just AGING!!! Don’t you know women are allowed to get fat and piggly when they reach 20???? C’mon what’s your excuse for Jessicas weight gain? Thyroid problem? Stress of being rich and loving off money she made 5 years ago? She looks GREAT now that she has an AVERAGE womans body?

    I’m waiting … c’mon … let us know!!!

    • Cock Dr

      She does look very average now.
      But look at that smile. She’s getting pumped daily full of baby batter by that numbskull ex-NFL guy. The deal isn’t sealed until he squeezes a ring onto her finger, so he’ll be working hard through the holidays. It’s a wonder she can still walk. But look at the smile!

    • Hello

      That is not the average woman’s body! Ew!

      • Janice Marie

        I’m 39, without millions at my disposal for personal chefs, trainers, etc. and I take care of my self WAY better than she does. I am thin – not naturally either – I work out and maintain my weight. It is a daily commitment – aside from my job and other responsibilities.

        Don’t give me this ‘average woman’ bullshit. There is no excuse for her – or anyone – to let herself go like that.

  22. One thing’s for sure – her and her fiance love gravy trains.

  23. jojo

    This little piggy had roast beef, lots and lots of roast beef.

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    I’ve never felt sorrier for a pair of high heels in my entire life.

  25. Kelley

    God, look at her … 30 years old and she looks like a 25 year-old school girl with her first crush … and he just always looks either bored or bewildered, with phoney body language … I think he will tire of the juvenile media circus soon enough … oh, and for fuck’s sake, hire a stylist … fug high heels on legs that are built like hamhocks look like hell.

  26. Nik

    stupid and grossly fat, now she’s got nothing going for her

  27. Rough'ing with the stars

    Why doesn’t this guy take Jess to a romantic outing to the empire state building during elevator maintenance. I feel sorry for her, shes missing out on romance…

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    wow. she actually looks pretty and very natural here.

  29. someone get this girl some self esteem STAT!

  30. la chica

    in the interview with Harry on GMA, i get the impression that Jessica wants us to think she is pregnant. that way the timing of Eric’s proposal would not look as if it was intended to upstage Nick. the upchucking story which left her unable to sing is supposed to serve as corroboration.

    however, because she is intensely stupid and can do more than repeat the lines she’s rehearsed, she herself ended up blowing her own cover in the interview with Harry when one minute she’s admitting that the whole thing was her idea, and the next minute she is desperately crediting it to Eric.

    her life is a sad pathetic mess of insincerity and pretence. it’s sadder still that she has managed to buy herself a man who will play along with all the BS.

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    god she looks terrible

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    another large fry and a burger please

  33. Jebadiah

    Sally Struthers is looking remarkably good these days.

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    She is absolutely beautiful

  35. Lmao

    all these idiotic comments everyone in here knows and maybe 50% are knows this title they gave jessica its stated thats like 60% of america alone all those girls look preggers everyday lmao at the noobs with hate comment look at ur momma or sister and say in their face lol

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