Reminder: Adrian Grenier Has A Disgusting Penis, Huge, But Disgusting

June 3rd, 2014 // 10 Comments
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“That did it. That left the streak.”
“Are you sure it wasn’t that seal? That seal looks suspicious.”

When we last left Adrian Grenier‘s smelly wiener it was getting shot down by Nina Agdal. And now it’s the chapter of a whole book by reality star Courtney Robertson because they’re literally giving deals to anyone while I’m still here making jokes about Kim Kardashian‘s butt. *caresses bottle of scotch* You’re right, I don’t need their stupid book deals. I don’t need anybody… Post? What pos- oh, shit. E! News reports:

In the chapter entitled “Catwalking & Starf**king” Robertson remembers her days and nights frolicking around Hollywood with hot actors like Adrian Grenier.
According to the book, they met at an A-List mansion party; she writes that they bonded over a “mutual loneliness in LA,” yet she didn’t feel a spark. She did, however, feel a fondness for hooking up with him and claimed/bragged/overshared, “He had the biggest penis I’d ever seen—and the biggest bush!”
The TV personality claims they never had “actual sex” in the six years the Entourage star (Vincent Chase)d her and he is still in hot pursuit, booty-call texting her to this day. According to the book, the last time her wrote her, he asked, “Are you still on that show?”

So, basically, Courtney Robertson saw Adrian Grenier’s naked penis and went, “Nope, that thing’s not going in me.” Wow. That is actually fucking amazing because I’ve never once had that happen to me. I get plenty of eye-rolls, laughs, snickers, and an almost guaranteed, “Fine. Let’s get this over with…” but not once has a woman ever looked at my penis and went, “WHAT? No.” Which I feel makes this extremely appropriate once you discount his wealth, fame, physical fitness, and overall financial security for the foreseeable future:

SUCK IT, ADRIAN GRENIER! I AM YOUR GOD NOW!

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  1. cc

    ‘a whole book by reality star Courtney Robertson’

    I actually find that deeply depressing.

  2. Shirtless Adrian Grenier Bikini Chicks Eden Roc Hotel
    PassingTrue
    Commented on this photo:

    Keep looking honey. Jon Hamm would have busted through those shorts by now.

  3. This sounds like the kind of bullshit a close girlfriend goes around telling other women to get their friend laid. Seen it done lots of times. Even had a friend that used to hype himself up like that at the bars even though it was utter bullshit and the amount of times it worked was truly sad. Amazes me how many women fall for shit like that.

  4. anonym

    courtney robertson is very average, and it’s funny she’s trying to burn bridges with this book.

    Judging by those bikini pics, Courtney is not going to age well.

  5. anonymous

    She must have a part in Entourage because I call bullshit with AG having a big penis. He couldn’t wear those 5-inch swim trucks if he did.

  6. “…but not once has a woman ever looked at my penis and went, “WHAT? No.””

    Getting a little cocky there, eh Fish?

  7. Slash

    Who the fuck is Courtney Robertson? Not wasting a Google search on some dipshit from a “reality” show.

  8. I think Courtney Robertson is hot. I’m thinking this guy had a shot with her and totally blew it. Oh well, there’s always Turtle.

  9. Shirtless Adrian Grenier Bikini Chicks Eden Roc Hotel
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    Nothing special. That guy is better superdate.me/profile/28246

  10. Mika

    I hate girthy/big dicks. There is absolutely no reason why your stupid cock has the same circumference as a fucking beer can/Burritto Boys burrito/a piece of log etc. These dicks were created just to punish women (or just me) I swear.

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