This should go over well.
ADVISOR: Mr. President. That day we planned for? It’s here.
OBAMA: Miley Cyrus side-boob?
ADVISOR: Miley Cyrus side-boob.
OBAMA: Goddammit. Have the King James and a pistol waiting in my office. Tell Michelle… *wipes tear* Tell her “Brown sugar mama always worked that panther good.” Can you do that for me, son?
ADVISOR: I can’t… I can’t say that.
OBAMA: *grabs him by the collar* We got white women with their titties hanging out and you’re gonna tell me you can’t tell my wife I love her?
ADVISOR: Forgive me, Mr. President. I’ll deliver the message.
OBAMA: Damn right.
(Suck it, Aaron Sorkin.)
Photos: Marie Claire
first??? She looks very fuckable. even with those retard lips
someone should warn people in the south about Thalidomide
Mcfeely best comment eva
I for one think she has some mighty find d.s.l.’s
fine* sorry i was typing with one hand *winky face*
The mouth looks retarded because this is the first time in years that she has successfully covered up her teeth.
She’s got quite the pumpkin head.
Wow..look at Billy Ray’s little whore…oops I meant DAUGHTER..
she’s 18 now. Is it finally ok to call her a skanky slut?
Yes. Yes it is.
needs more front boob
…and less front-face.
and less clothes
she’s trying too hard, as usual…ehh what the hell, at least she knows her place…
not hot
You know I’d hit it.
So would I. That old ’98 Pontiac Grand Prix I have is just the right bumper height! Wait, you did mean with a car, right?
Best comment ever on this site!
Billy Ray is such a cock tease…
What’s with the expression in the last pic? She looks high … or puzzled why she’s wearing a lawn chair.
It’s probably some mediocre photographers interpretation of a “hot pic” when in reality, it’s simply a bad one. Body language looks nice, but her face is in transition which 9.99 times out of 10 to any photographer, is a garbage photo and never shown. Guess he’s trying to be innovative, or something.
The transition explanation makes sense. But you’d think the pics before and after would be better …? What “innovation” is (s)he aiming for? Although I guess if a duck bearing side-boob is sexy …
She’s trying to out-Muppet the OIsen Twins. Three will enter, but only one will be the “release”.
She looks like a mermaid…that you might find in the septic tank of a trailer park.
LOL
yes she does. I was thinking that same thing. And they made her eyes look an unrealistic shade of blue
Cool, Chipmunk porn
LOL
I’d give her the nod…for ‘Sexiest Silver Kentucky Mermaid’.
Duck lips, a flipper, scales? Throw in those feathers from when she couldn’t be tamed and she’d be the perfect duck/fish hybrid.
HA!! lol
A properly baited worm would work, but sporting types might want to try a surface lure.
now that’s funny!
Miley is just meant to be a whore, just like the Disney bitches before her.
Yeah, that Annette Funicello is a total slut.
lol!
Probably not, but you’d be a moron to think those beach movies were anything but an excuse for middle-aged men to stare at half-naked teen girls.
I think she looks fantastic.
still a hillbilly
Could she be any more unremarkable? She looks like she should be selling me a Blooming Onion to go with my Gold Coast Coconut Shrimp.
Yum. I am so hungry. Blooming onions get old fast though.
She’s a two-bagger.
One for her head and another for her body when you’re done.
Starting to look a little too old for my taste
Shes not trying hard enuf and im losing interest
“Ah feel lahk sum’uns fixin’ ta mikerwaves me!”
Come on, it’s not a big deal, all the dads down south wrap up the fish that way when they’re through with it.
She’s such a butterface. Any time I look at her face, I just see those bad mushroom guys from super mario:
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I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Miley Cyrus song before, but I enjoy looking at her titties.
her snging is ok.
snging=singing
Butter face
Did Groucho Marx paint on her eyebrows or what?
I’d hit that. Hell, I’d hit that with Walt Disney’s cock.
Ohhhh…is that where it went?
Looks better than usual, but still not that great.
It’s called Photoshop.
Pull that skirt up just a bit higher, girl.
She’s going to have to try a lot harder than this. Side-boob won’t cut it now that she’s 18. Let me know when she has a picture showing some side-anus
There is no makeup, lighting trick or photoshop that can get that slack jawed yokel look off her face.
Fish, that may be the funniest thing I’ve read on this site.
*Wipes tear*
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Have to admit I agree…
“Brown sugar mama always worked that panther good.”
Epic.
She brings the pervert out of me that is in me.
Ashley Olson!
I can’t believe I ate that week old pizza slice under the couch.
gee I feel sick
“does this dress make me look flat chested?”
When Emma Watson was hot.
the things a girl does to hid their fever sores.
Demi and Selena are still hotter than her.
Yep! I completely agree.
Fuckable
Isn’t she almost 19? Seeing these far-from-provocative shots with comments like “Oh my god, what a slut, I can’t believe she showed side boob” is getting boring. She’s old enough that it isn’t shocking anymore. She can just do what she wants to do.
I would DEFINITELY piss on that hillbilly whores sideboob! I may even shit on her face, if she made it more attractive.
mmmm…disposed of Kleenexes that were used for what exactly?
it’s funny that you wrote “Suck it, Aaron Sorkin”
Because for a tiny piece of Crack he probably would…
“Brown sugar mama always worked that panther good.”
Bahahahahahahaha! I just spit coffee all over my keyboard,,,,,,
her very VERY best attempt at copying the ultra-hot britney spears GQ shoot. poor miley..couldn’t quite manage it. and couldn’t she open her eyes for a decent shot? : / well at least she has aspirations, that alone will carry her farther than her looks ever would…lol
we must conclude another american failure stood up………….
this cunt needs to show some cunt or at least nips. I’d still bag her head with a potato sac before i ass rape her with a shotgun though.