So Remember When Miley Cyrus’ Back Was Treated Like a Terrorist Attack?

February 10th, 2011 // 90 Comments

This should go over well.

ADVISOR: Mr. President. That day we planned for? It’s here.
OBAMA: Miley Cyrus side-boob?
ADVISOR: Miley Cyrus side-boob.
OBAMA: Goddammit. Have the King James and a pistol waiting in my office. Tell Michelle… *wipes tear* Tell her “Brown sugar mama always worked that panther good.” Can you do that for me, son?
ADVISOR: I can’t… I can’t say that.
OBAMA: *grabs him by the collar* We got white women with their titties hanging out and you’re gonna tell me you can’t tell my wife I love her?
ADVISOR: Forgive me, Mr. President. I’ll deliver the message.
OBAMA: Damn right.

(Suck it, Aaron Sorkin.)

Photos: Marie Claire

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  1. krutboo

    first??? She looks very fuckable. even with those retard lips

  2. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Marie Claire
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    she’s 18 now. Is it finally ok to call her a skanky slut?

  3. Johnson

    needs more front boob

  4. head cheese

    she’s trying too hard, as usual…ehh what the hell, at least she knows her place…

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    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    not hot

  6. Cardinal Fang

    You know I’d hit it.

  7. Billy Ray is such a cock tease…

  8. Reddy

    What’s with the expression in the last pic? She looks high … or puzzled why she’s wearing a lawn chair.

    • Drew

      It’s probably some mediocre photographers interpretation of a “hot pic” when in reality, it’s simply a bad one. Body language looks nice, but her face is in transition which 9.99 times out of 10 to any photographer, is a garbage photo and never shown. Guess he’s trying to be innovative, or something.

      • Reddy

        The transition explanation makes sense. But you’d think the pics before and after would be better …? What “innovation” is (s)he aiming for? Although I guess if a duck bearing side-boob is sexy …

  9. She’s trying to out-Muppet the OIsen Twins. Three will enter, but only one will be the “release”.

  10. Ted

    She looks like a mermaid…that you might find in the septic tank of a trailer park.

  11. Jimbo

    Cool, Chipmunk porn

  12. I’d give her the nod…for ‘Sexiest Silver Kentucky Mermaid’.

  13. Duck lips, a flipper, scales? Throw in those feathers from when she couldn’t be tamed and she’d be the perfect duck/fish hybrid.

  14. Erica

    A properly baited worm would work, but sporting types might want to try a surface lure.

  15. Elle

    Miley is just meant to be a whore, just like the Disney bitches before her.

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    Romulus
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    I think she looks fantastic.

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    BENWAW
    Commented on this photo:

    still a hillbilly

  18. Could she be any more unremarkable? She looks like she should be selling me a Blooming Onion to go with my Gold Coast Coconut Shrimp.

  19. Urbanspaceman

    She’s a two-bagger.

  20. Deacon Jones

    Starting to look a little too old for my taste

  21. Shes not trying hard enuf and im losing interest

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    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ah feel lahk sum’uns fixin’ ta mikerwaves me!”

  23. Rick

    Come on, it’s not a big deal, all the dads down south wrap up the fish that way when they’re through with it.

  24. xanax in my beer

    She’s such a butterface. Any time I look at her face, I just see those bad mushroom guys from super mario:
    http://dsmedia.ign.com/ds/image/article/695/695473/new-super-mario-bros-20060313032403435_640w.jpg

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    Trig
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Miley Cyrus song before, but I enjoy looking at her titties.

  26. Twinkle

    Butter face

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    Artie Fatbuckle
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Groucho Marx paint on her eyebrows or what?

  28. Talk Hard

    I’d hit that. Hell, I’d hit that with Walt Disney’s cock.

  29. DKNY

    Looks better than usual, but still not that great.

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    Aaron
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    Pull that skirt up just a bit higher, girl.

  31. Randal(l)

    She’s going to have to try a lot harder than this. Side-boob won’t cut it now that she’s 18. Let me know when she has a picture showing some side-anus

  32. jojo

    There is no makeup, lighting trick or photoshop that can get that slack jawed yokel look off her face.

  33. Livinus Nwambe

    Fish, that may be the funniest thing I’ve read on this site.

    *Wipes tear*

    Ahh, wonderful. Your prize is one full internet. Please see the clerk for details.

  34. Ash Bones

    She brings the pervert out of me that is in me.

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    Lola
    Commented on this photo:

    Ashley Olson!

  36. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Marie Claire
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    I can’t believe I ate that week old pizza slice under the couch.

  37. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Marie Claire
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    gee I feel sick

  38. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Marie Claire
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    “does this dress make me look flat chested?”

  39. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Marie Claire
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    When Emma Watson was hot.

  40. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Marie Claire
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    the things a girl does to hid their fever sores.

  41. Gary B

    Demi and Selena are still hotter than her.

  42. Eric

    Fuckable

  43. Mandy

    Isn’t she almost 19? Seeing these far-from-provocative shots with comments like “Oh my god, what a slut, I can’t believe she showed side boob” is getting boring. She’s old enough that it isn’t shocking anymore. She can just do what she wants to do.

  44. s'up bitches

    I would DEFINITELY piss on that hillbilly whores sideboob! I may even shit on her face, if she made it more attractive.

  45. vitobonespur

    mmmm…disposed of Kleenexes that were used for what exactly?

  46. Ksurfiws

    it’s funny that you wrote “Suck it, Aaron Sorkin”
    Because for a tiny piece of Crack he probably would…

  47. BB

    “Brown sugar mama always worked that panther good.”

    Bahahahahahahaha! I just spit coffee all over my keyboard,,,,,,

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    katie
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    her very VERY best attempt at copying the ultra-hot britney spears GQ shoot. poor miley..couldn’t quite manage it. and couldn’t she open her eyes for a decent shot? : / well at least she has aspirations, that alone will carry her farther than her looks ever would…lol

  49. captain america

    we must conclude another american failure stood up………….

  50. cumbucket

    this cunt needs to show some cunt or at least nips. I’d still bag her head with a potato sac before i ass rape her with a shotgun though.

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