Reggie Bush is getting anal tonight

February 7th, 2010 // 70 Comments

I may not like Kim Kardashian. I may think she’s everything that’s wrong with America if it had a giant ass and a penchant for trick photography. I might even nurse a theory that her entire family murdered Nicole Brown-Simpson then framed O.J. Simpson on the off-chance it would pay off with a reality show down the line. But there’s one thing I’ll give her: That ass is going to reward a Super Bowl champ tonight.

So here’s to you, Kim. You earned it. — Somehow. Maybe?

Photos: Getty, Splash News

  1. Sport

    Naturally the fame whore worked her way into the post-game interview. Couldn’t stay in the background and let the Saints have their day in the limelight she HAD to get in front of the fucking camera. PLEASE get in a car Kim, go pickup Lindsey – and DIE together violently. KThxBhai

  2. She's a whore

    kim slutdashian is a hood rat’s dream. White enough to show her around to the homeboys like she’s some sort of trophy, yet black enough to have a huge fat ass.

    Luckily, I was spared the shot of her during the game. Unluckily, the cunt managed to get on camera after the game. Another reason to hate the saints; they have their own leg spread slutty whore “piss on my face, baby” mascot…

  3. AmericanWhiteTrash

    #9 try not to be so nigger

  4. Doc Schweinstrudel

    First of all its not my theory. It is a theory in general psychology regarding intimate relationships. And you can check it on yourself, when the prelude you may kiss at the places you wish to be kiss and you do massage because secretly you wish to be massaged.

    Now MY theory would be that some men’s dicks are so small they would only have to put something in the pooper to feel anything. Dig?

  5. she's a human toilet seat

    Everytime I see the word “kardashian”, I have to go pee…

  6. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    On one hand, she’ll let him piss on her. We all know she is a pee whore. That’s a done deal.

    On the other hand, I could see her spreading those ass cheeks for a big black dick. I’m sure that was part 2 of her Ray J sex tape anyway.

    I’ve convinced myself. I think she’ll do both.

  7. Pal

    “and her ass isn’t as “cartoony” as it used to be.”

    It’s an optical illusion created by the pattern on her dress.

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  9. RaraAvis

    Oh, I agree that Reggie will be getting anal tonight…but not in the way you’re implying, fish. He’s gay. I called it two years ago. He sets my gaydar off big time.

  10. I hate the SAINTS

    the SAINTS are sooo DIRTY, its the only way they got by the Vikings.

    “A source told that McCray was fined a total of $20,000 for two hits on Brett Favre, including a low blow on the quarterback in last Sunday’s 31-28 overtime victory over Minnesota.

    McCray struck Favre around the legs while defensive tackle Remi Ayodele plowed into the quarterback’s upper body. The third-quarter play, which the NFL admits should have drawn a penalty, gave Favre a sprained ankle that hampered him for the rest of the NFC Championship game.

    Favre threw an interception on the play, which would have been overturned had a penalty been called.”

    Just like a sucker punch!

  11. Ed Younger

    That ass is so huge that it must have its own zip code.

  12. Me

    I love how angry white guys get to see attractive girls with black guys. It is rather amusing. Anyway, I think Kim is okay. She has a nice body but so do a lot of non white women.

  13. george

    she looks like a freaking tranny total whore slutbag

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  15. you’ve proven your stupidity by posting over and over. I’m “black,” yet I have 2 college degrees, a job, don’t listen to rap music, and haven’t been anywhere near a ghetto unless I got lost.

  16. Karen

    HEY, dont you wish you were him or her????? DAMN I do. I’m a mother of 6 and grandmother of 2. If Mr. Hefner even gave me a chance, that would be the record magazine. I can hang with all his girls even tho I’m 48 yrs old and had 6 babies and a grandmother. Come one now you middle age women lets get Mr. Hefner get a cover of us beautiful baby boomers.

  17. Celebrities & sportsmen all deserve each other – they all seem shallow & obsessed with how they look on the outside & come across as completely vile or totally vacuous on the inside…….or maybe it’s just our celeb obsessed culture that makes them play up to that image

  18. Max

    I’d do her anal for 24/7.

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