Reggie Bush is getting anal tonight

The Superficial | February 7, 2010 - 10:12 pm

I may not like Kim Kardashian. I may think she’s everything that’s wrong with America if it had a giant ass and a penchant for trick photography. I might even nurse a theory that her entire family murdered Nicole Brown-Simpson then framed O.J. Simpson on the off-chance it would pay off with a reality show down the line. But there’s one thing I’ll give her: That ass is going to reward a Super Bowl champ tonight.

So here’s to you, Kim. You earned it. — Somehow. Maybe?

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