I may not like Kim Kardashian. I may think she’s everything that’s wrong with America if it had a giant ass and a penchant for trick photography. I might even nurse a theory that her entire family murdered Nicole Brown-Simpson then framed O.J. Simpson on the off-chance it would pay off with a reality show down the line. But there’s one thing I’ll give her: That ass is going to reward a Super Bowl champ tonight.
So here’s to you, Kim. You earned it. — Somehow. Maybe?