Reggie Bush seems like a nice guy almost to a fault, because he once again agreed to meet Kim Kardashian for a friendly lunch only to once again watch her sell the tabloids a story that they’re back together. Or basically act like she did their entire relationship. Fortunately, after four days of letting the story soak up hits, TMZ caught up with Reggie who barely even batted an eye as he told them “no” when they asked him to set the record straight. They could’ve asked him, “Hey, Reggie, any truth to the rumor that Kim just birthed your baby, but you didn’t want it, so she fed it to Khloe, and then in a fit of depression got two more abortions because she knows how much you hate kids and will do anything to get you back?” and he’d just go “nope” the same way he would if someone asked if it’s supposed to rain today. Because, seriously, absolutely nothing could surprise him at this point outside of hearing Kim Kardashian actually told the truth about something which would literally split his mind in two. He’d never be the same again.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News
let’s face it: ABOUT 95 PERCENT OF ALL CELEBRITIES LIE ABOUT THOSE THINGS!!
(but god she looks terrific here)
I’d take a dump on her forehead.
Is there some sort of 12-step program you guys can sign up for to wean yourselves away from your Kardashian addiction? Maybe start slow, and eliminate pictures of a pregnant Hillary Duff, then move up to the people on Jersey Shore until finally – a minor Kardashian. like that chimp brother or something until ultimately, Kim Kardashian is in your rear view mirror.
Ha!
….Sorry Eric—but the emotional scares run much too deep.
While ‘scares’ may have been a typo, it seems magnificently appropriate.
Given the superficial seems to be getting advertising revenue from them… probably not (There was a pop up add for Khloe and Lamar a couple of days ago).
Yep and I have one of those damn digital billboards across the highway and they flash that damn Wookie show all the time. Makes me want to blow the sign up. Get that fucking wildebeast out of Dallas, STAT!.
Eric’s on to something here. Patches may work also.
Hey Eric, do they make pills for that?
You can imagine how this played out. Desperate for distraction and more attention Kim and her pimp decide Reggie’s the ticket. Reggie, being a guy, thinks to himself “uh, maybe I’ll get some from her.” Then they have lunch. Is there really more to it than that?
…Snack pack—that type of thinking would be spot-on for some dude that hasn’t already been inside this cunt-trap–yea, I know what you’re thinking, but there are perhaps two or three guys in North American that haven’t yet been inside–and yea, those two or three dudes are undoubtedly white.
Anyway, getting back to your would-be spot-on analysis of the situation.
Reggie has been in all holes this cock-assassin has to offer. So no, I highly doubt if he will be falling for the evil pimp and her spawn’s shenanigan ever again.
On second thought– perhaps if the other two sisters are thrown in just to spice up the deal— you know— Half Pint and Chewbacca—maybe then Reggie might just get lured back into this Olympic whore’s gold medalist evil plot.
But even with the two other bitches in play, Reggie going back for seconds is as likely to happen as the coroner’s final declaration being Whitney Houston died of natural causes.
I really miss you signing your posts Art. Spot on!
Is that Octomom?
Why would he agree to have lunch with her. Even if they just “happened to be” at the same place at the same time, why sit down and eat a meal with her. He has absolutely nothing to gain from this photo op. He had to have known it was her way of staying relevant. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if they had him followed just so she could “happen” to run into him.
He’ll fuck her again, but he’ll never marry her, and that is all she wants. She has never stopped loving that man.
I know, she got ridiculous ass implants for him and it still wasn’t enough. She wears 20lbs of makeup to appear human and again it wasn’t enough. She’ll never learn.
She doesn’t *love*.
Find that man in the background BEHIND Kim! He has the pictures I’d like to see.
Also get him a telephoto lens. 800mm preferred.
isn’t there any other news …..forget kim Kardashian !!
uh, you realize this isn’t cnn.com, right?
Surely though some worthy celebrity has fucked up somehow, someway that outdoes the Kuntrashian.
Yes it is. Cunt News Network.
He just gave her a quick golden-shower for old times sake.
Is she wearing a sheer top under her “workout” clothes (again, the escalator is not a StairMaster)? Is this common among women who are actually hot? I have to get out more.
First of all, she’s not hot. Secondly she has to do that to distract from her asteroid of an ass and the Borg face.
Can you not read? “Is this common among women who are actually hot” implies to the literate that she is *not* hot.
And you didn’t answer my question. It isn’t all ball bearings yet.
Actually it can be read both ways, I read it that you think she’s hot. It may not be all ball bearings but you still need 10 quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no, make that Quaker State.
that has got to be the stupidest, most boring clip in the history of stupid, boring clips
She’s just trying to put as much news/distance from that farce of a wedding as she can. She took a shit ton of heat for that and it hurt her brand/ business/ income/whatever.
My ability for critical thinking is being thwarted by boobs. I hate when she does that.
“No, we’re not back together…but I plan on banging her until her ear drums rupture.”
whatever you do, don’t pee on her!!
that just makes her more powerful!!!
Me and my shadow,
Strolling down the avenue,
Me and my shadow,
Not a soul to tell our troubles to . . .
Just me and my shadow,
All alone and feelin’ blue
She blinded me with spandex…..
You know that stain on your kitchen counter that you scrub, and scrub at and finally it’s gone? You smile as you walk out the door for a night on the town and when you get home, go into the kitchen and there it is, back again? Don’t ya just hate when that happens? Next time, try napalm.
BoycottKim (dot) com
This is an awesome pic.
Ah that old phrase “A pair of sunglasses lighter”
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