Reese Witherspoon sues Star

I’m suing #41 for “hating me”. lousy bitch

face it…she IS a little plumper than usual. I like it…as I said in another post, my tool prefers to be bashing into some padding. However, this girl does have the potential to be HUGE when she gets older. You can tell by looking at her.

#52 – so you prefer to fuck a piece of styrofoam rather than an actual vagina?

52 – It’s the southern curse. Look at Britney, and, ummm, Winona Judd. Fortunately for me I was bred from thin northern genes, so I’ll always be a super hot teen sensation.

at first she looked like Kirsten Dunst in these… but then i remember kirsten isn’t short or FAT.

Alls I know is karma’s a bitch.

I like Reese in that she’s been scandal-free and doesn’t annoy the living shit out of me. Other than that… meh. I can find pretty much any reason to say something tacky about anyone. Especially if it’s funny. I’m not at my usual funniness today.

tu se\ a california, sono bello or no, a me non e visto, sta a maryland, I can’t spell in italian but cam undrestand and speak it, mio zia’s vienna a united states on the 24th, they have never been here, But i’ve been there almost every year….all they know is nueve york, wait till they see what balitimore is like hehehehehehehehehe

The outfit isn’t exactly flattering, but she looks healthy, happy and normal. Good for her!

styrofoam…hahahaha

jfp by the sounds of it you “tool” wont be mashing into anything. skinny or fat. and it probably never has.

IHateAllofYou – quit bogarting the hate cunt.
Unlike you, I was just in a bad mood the day I created my name, but today, I just fucking hate you..
and Lame Bananas
and MeganHarris of course.

Love Reese though, she’s got nice titties.

“I didn’t know you could sue people for saying you’re pregnant.”

You’re such a fucking idiot. The suit stems from the fact that the tabloid is claiming that she’s concealing information from producers. In other words, it’s accusing her of lying to her employers. That’s clear grounds for a lawsuit. Seriously, are you guys so ignorant that you can read the very quote that you yourselves printed on your site, that clearly states the reason for the suit? Or are you just unable to resist engaging in Straw Man arguments?

#47: “so you’re saying that I can be sued by that bitch Sally Sitwell from 5th Grade because i called her “liar, liar pants on fire”?

No. But you can be sued by her if you went to her employers and falsely told them that she was concealing information from them that was professionally pertinent, or otherwise falseley accused of this in a widely-read public forum. You are more than free to call someone “liar, liar, pants on fire”. —Provided that you can establish that they actually lied. If you can’t, you’re guilty of defamation.

No surprise here.

She’s always looked a couple of cheeseburgers away from Hogsville to me.

*zzzzzzzzzzzz*

Huh? What? *wipes drool off cheek*

I slept through #62-63. Did I miss anything interesting? No? Oh, good.

Carry on.

I did not know that it was humanly possible to have a camel toe while wearing sweats…

*ok….I’m a little bit confused.

*Here is a post just from yesterday:
38. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on June 22, 2006 12:09 PM

I would fuck her 76 different ways, just as longs as she promises not to sing.

P.S. – it’s nice to actually see somebody on this site besides Paris Whoreton, Hohan or the other skanks. These pictures didn’t make me automatically cover my crotch in the hopes of warding off the super herpes.

*And here is today:
30. Posted by IHateAllofYou on June 22, 2006 12:45 PM

talk about being a loser. I love how people on the Internet think they are so smart and know everything about everyone else. All you guys do is complain about celebrities you supposedly hate. If you hate them so much, then why do you bother reading about them all the time and talking about them? Its obvious you all love these people. I think _you_ all need to get a life.

*Doesn’t this seem just a bit disingenuous??

When Reese gets older, she can change her name to “Witheredpoon”.

I like Reese. She looks normal in these pictures, but you can tell she has that endomorphic body type and will have to be careful all her life. She looks good, but she is pushing maximum density.

jFp – if you weren’t such a fucking retard, maybe your cuntry momma would have taught you how to read.
I am “IFuckingHateYou”, please don’t confuse me with that douchebag “IHATEALLOFYOU”, you fucking fucktard.

I think it was a pretty safe bet for Star mag to run the story…I mean, when is Reese NOT preggers?

btw – Reese is a disgusting fatbody!

hey #67
“Witheredpoon” Nice

68
Yes, you ARE a bit confused.

my bad

Reese looks normal and healthy. Shame on you ppl who call this fat. I’ll bet you fuckers are hiding in your moms basement, in skid marked underoos, scarfing down micro burritos and scratching your roll rashes.

whoah #20 I live at Bloomington- Indiana University, too. In fact, I’m typing this from work (I work at IU and go to grad school), while trying to shield my monitor from my manager.

I agree about the swetpants but seriously… the hott guys and girls??? Maybe I need to get glasses — or get out more (grad school bites).

Whats wrong with you people?? She looks great. Fit, happy and healthy

OMG are you kidding me, fit and healthy?? Reese is a hog, just look at her…I bet she only has babies so she can eat them.

If gaining a few extra pounds makes Reese a better actress then I’m all for it. Go Tubby!

i’m sure she doesn’t give a goats tit if people think she’s fat. she probably does if a random stupid mag is fucking with her career. if i were reese i’d buy a castle, a throne, a robe and a crown and eat huge chicken legs all day. i mean she’s the highest paid actress currently. i’d gain 300 lbs on purpose.

“*zzzzzzzzzzzz* Huh? What? *wipes drool off cheek* I slept through #62-63. Did I miss anything interesting?”

Yeah, they’re casting the remake of “Deliverance”, and they specifically asked for you. :-)

#63, Sva1994 – you are the funny. You bring it hard.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that in your sweatpants? WHAT IS THAT, WITHERSPOON?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, I took it from my kitchen, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in your sweatpants, Witherspoon?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Witherspoon?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Witherspoon?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, because I’m too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Witherspoon!

Apparently I’m in the minority but I think Reese looks refreshingly healthy and like an actual WOMAN with CURVES where they are meant to be instead of a sickly and frail bobblehead like Lindsey, Paris, Nicole, Misha and all the other dimwits in Hollywood. Reese is smart, talented, hardworking and a very classy woman. She has a great marriage, a great family and a great career. In Hollywood that’s akin to a miracle.

this is sorta like Judean People’s Front? We’re the People’s Front of Judea! Judean People’s Front….wanker…..piss off!

Reese is obviously porking out for her role in the new Bridget Jones Diary III

Wow, I know she’s not skinny, but she looks just average to me. Compared to the average weight of most americans… goddamn she looks fine. I think she looks really sexy if you ask me.

How many ppl on here are saying “FAT” who have gf’s/wives who are fatter than that. She IS NOT fat. She is hot!

Yeah, leave it up to Jane’s Schnauzer to try and make witty comments.

*zzzzzzzzzzzz*

Huh? What? *wipes drool off cheek*

I slept through #62-63.

You should get that narcolepsy checked out. It could be the reason why your nose is so huge.

She doesn’t look fat at all.

She looks like your Mom.

I can’t say anything mean about Reese, either. Even though normally I would find something. Just because it’s fun. And gives me something to do when I’m bored at work. NOT because I’m a fat loser just sitting at home on the computer with a bag of cheetos. Just because it’s entertaining.

At least I don’t think I’m fat.

you’re mom thinks you’re fat

She’s already admitted that she doesn’t diet when she’s between movies, and that if she didn’t get paid so much money to be rail thin, she wouldn’t be.

I think that rocks. She looks and acts like a regular woman who can eat pasta without running to the bathroom to immediately throw it back up. Kudos to her.

Well, she is out there trying to stay fit. Where is the fat on her anyway?

She’s hardly fat.. she looks good. If anything she just looks healthy. Which I suppose would look pretty fat if you’re judging everyone in relation to your typical Hollywood skeletons.

This board is full of woman hating fatty fags.

Walk The Line. Best movie about Johnny Cash made in 2005 ever.

where does anyone see her looking pregnant the girl has hips she always has and i personally think she looks great after 2 kids

People think she is fat!!??

You gotta be $*(#@ kidding me!

Man you people really perpetuate the skinny bony no ass but big tits women dontcha?

She looks great – a real woman!

So what if she’s fat? She looks a hell of a lot better than Spears, Hilton, and Lohan. I would sue if I were her too. That has to suck always being stalked by freaks with cameras.