Reese Witherspoon sues Star

If you’re going to sue them for falsely saying you’re preggers, at least DON’T LOOK PREGNANT. Fatty.

FAT!

Why do celebrities need to sue everyones ass all the time? Do they not have enough ego?

Yee-howdy! First, bay-be!

^^Um, not so much^^

That fat bitch is lying. She is so preggers.

clearly this is a fake workout. she’d better be careful though or her hot husband might find an angelina to run away with.

That ass sticks out so far you could rest a case of beer on it. Which, oddly enough, makes her kind of attractive. I mean, who doesn’t want a chick that you can bang doggy style and reach out and grab a beer any time you want it?

On second thought, no. I never went in for the “hippy” look. She’s getting close to needing to buy an extra seat on an airplane.

#6, haha! but i think the husband has already found Jake Gyllenhaal on the way. :)

(she doesn’t look that bad! Reese has never been the skinny type)

Good for Reese! Apparently the article said she was trying to hide her pregnancy from producers to get hired. So, if she’s NOT pregnant, it IS libel….and they should be held accountable.

#3 I agree. They make a big deal out of everything.

And I can’t say anything mean about Reese. She’s cute, isn’t a Paris or Hohan, so why should I hate on her? I’m feeling all karmic today. Peace be on you all.

Speaking of fat people, whatever happened to the triumphant return of Edna?

Lazy fucking Christians can’t even show up regularly to tell us all that we’re going to burn in hell.

Drink my asparagus-flavored jism, Edna, you fat cunt!

Those are the most unflattering sweat-bermuda-shorts I have ever seen. Wait, they’re the only pair of sweat-bermuda-shorts I have ever seen and hope to NEVER see another pair again. Especially hips like that. What up caboose.

How is a pregnancy rumor distressing? wtf? Who cares if you are or aren’t…ignore it. It’s not like she doesn’t have 2 kids already….

Since Jane brought up karma, I thought I’d share my feelings on the subject for the athiests in the crowd, or for anyone else who gives a flying ratfuck:

I don

And can this priss, just for once, wear something that isn’t toally color-coordinated? She has blue on her hat, her pants, her socks & goddamn sneakers.
I bet her gigantic grannypanties have blue flowers on them… and yellow pisscharge stains on the crotch.

Now it becomes clear…Sue over baby rumors…. don’t sue over husband hiding Jake’s sausage. The latter MUST be true!

BigJim, I see you’re still all sorts of gay. But in a good way. If there is such a thing.

Legally Bloated

hellllllllllll, I live on a college campus, Bloomington–Indiana University. We are known for having the hott girls and guys in Indiana at our school….yet I guarentee half the girls there are wearing sweatpants exactly like this which make them look like that….put them in jeans, skirts, black pants, white pants, dresses, whatever…little tiny tops–dress the gals up is when you have hot and sexy. Girls like to be comfortable, aka wearing sweatpants, and comfortable isn’t always* meant to be sexy, even when you’re famous

Biatcho:

Not gay, just intelligent and well educated.

Besides, gays wax, don’t they?

Me so hairy:
http://profiles.yahoo.com/therealbigjim68

Do gays wax? I don’t know for sure. Let’s ask MeganHarris’ husband.

Ok what is wrong with the people who comment on this site? People are too fat for you. People are too skinny for you. People are too dumb for you, yet youre hiding behind a computer. Im sure you are just Perfect as can be. There is nothing wrong with Reese. She looks totally fine and she should sue Star for lying because she could lose potential jobs and plus it’s about time magazines starting paying for spreading rumors about people. They’re like high school kids, except stupider. I hate all of you.

Fortza Italia, Fortza Italia, Fortza Italia…….You fucking Americans suck, we did our part………..Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia

bigjim – i think i agree with you, but who gives a fuck? i’m more interested in your asparagus jism….

curious-er and curious-er.

stavo scherzando senore stallion…. un bacione!

I guess I’m the only one who thinks she looks normal, not fat.

#23 – I am going to speak for everybody and just say that no one is biting so give it up loser. If you’re going to try to pick fights at least make it interesting & humorous, don’t sound like some fatass from New Jersey who hangs pictures of chicks in bathing suits on her mirror every spring to hopefully inspire her to lose 50 pounds, even though you just end up eating a box of twinkies for breakfast everyday.

and i don’t know about you guys, but i’m totally perfect.

biatcho—you have room to talk about being a loser. I love how people on the Internet think they are so smart and know everything about everyone else. All you guys do is complain about celebrities you supposedly hate. If you hate them so much, then why do you bother reading about them all the time and talking about them? Its obvious you all love these people. I think _you_ all need to get a life.

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Watchout, BigJim, that dogma might reincarnate, bite your ass and pee on your karma.

#30 – are you one of those big chicks who always gets made fun of in gym class and then storms out of there, running like a buffalo in heat, screaming “I hate all of you, you bunch of meanies.” And then you eat a box of twinkies to “decompress”.
Me thinks I am on to something here…
oh how I missed this!!

@26 un bacione a te, Fortza Italia, We fucking showed those Chez’s whats up, I really wish sono Americano’s e fato bueno…..fortza Italia Fortza Italia…….

Familia a Napoli, I tu…..#26

For all of you calling her fat… pathetic. She looks like every other normal person in this country. She probably looks like those of you typing that she is fat.

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Soo…you basically came on here to fight? You went through the trouble of getting a typekey account, named yourself IHateAllofYou, then come on here, telling us we need to stop hating other people? Uh-huh. Makes sense to me. We’re having fun–what’re you doing?

I weigh 320 pounds soaking wet. And baby does it look smokin’ when it’s all soaking wet! mmm.

#23 – I totally agree. Reese looks perfectly normal and healthy. Jesus, have we been inundated with so many skeletal images that we don’t recognize normal.

Besides, she’s doing something right to have that fine ass husband of hers.

@30 I_suck_You_all this is the website for that shit, if you don’t like it don’t come here. I think you need to get a life or someone of the same race, sucking off monkeys in Guam is not considered cool by any means, STROZO

Stronzo*

Note to idiots: Any & all photos, etc. seen on the Superficial dot com get made fun of. Fat, skinny, ugly, pretty, normal… doesn’t matter. It’s called humor, cynicism, sarcasm & wit. If you do not possess any of the above then get the eff out. You too twinkie fucker! And anyone else who actually thinks Ryan Phillipe is a man.

35–I never said you couldnt hate other people, but if you hate these celebrities so much, then why do you come onto this site? thats sort of depressing that you purposefully read things that involve people you hate. You all say Reese is fat. nicole ritchie is too skinny. Can I ask you who is not too fat or too skinny for you? and btw I have had this account for a while, I guess you just dont recognize me but I have left messages before, it is just usually annoying because all the posts are about who can say the meanest thing about a celebrity. blah this site sux. I am leaving now. carry on

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Because it’s fun.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

I can now carry on with my life with some meaning to it now that Ihateallofyou is gone. This is a day to give thanks to Alah, for getting rid of that idiot. And by Alah I mean what ever God That I need to give thanks to. I really hope my bosses don’t realize how drunk I am after that crushing defeat over whomever us Italiaans just destroyed……NEXT…….bitches……………

Even if she has gained some weight she still looks really hot and sexy unlike myself. Why can’t I look that good *I ponder while stuffing cake in my mouth*

Posted by yvonne on June 22, 2006 12:53 PM

“For all of you calling her fat… pathetic. She looks like every other normal person in this country. She probably looks like those of you typing that she is fat.”

Normal is never a good thing. Duh.

she’s sueing because the article implies that she is lying to producers. end of story. next.

#46 – so you’re saying that I can be sued by that bitch Sally Sitwell from 5th Grade because i called her “liar, liar pants on fire”??? What the christ has this country become?
A bunch of twinkie-eating, obese, whiny-ass lawsuit-weilding assmonkeys, that’s what!

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Now there’s some refreshing self-deprecation! *clapping*

As far as Resse Witherspoon is concerned, right in the BUTT………….

normal is fat. check the statistics. personally i don’t care and i kinda like reese. she’s not exactly hot, but how could she be when she’s named after a peanut butter cup?

@33 – sono abitato a padova per un anno… adesso sono a CA.