Reese Witherspoon looking uncharacteristially hot

March 23rd, 2009 // 72 Comments

It’s no secret Reese Witherspoon is the human equivalent of Ambien, so imagine my surprise when she showed up to the premiere of Monsters vs. Aliens yesterday in a pair of heels and short skirt. Granted, a children’s movie probably isn’t the best venue to debut your sexy new look, but not all of us crawl out of the womb armed to the teeth with class and debonair. Like myself and, to a lesser degree, that Pierce Brosnan fellow.

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  1. Poop Eater

    I was going to post something funny, then I read number 3. You sir are a genius!

    “I’d bang her so hard she’ll fly over her handlebars and break her collarbone. “

  2. I wonder: THERE IS ONE SIZE OF SHOES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY, folks?

  3. See Reese, underneath that boring rich suburban housewife mother bullshit you’re still a hot babe. Doesn’t matter that you displayed the hotness at a cartoon event, the point is Da Man would still tap that ass. Two times. Well done, missy.

    PS: Reese Witherspoon if you’re still lactating from the last birth Da Man is hungry it’s time to step up to this!

  4. doug

    that chin just ruins it imo, scary looking and unattractive to say the least

    she may be ok from the waist down……….no scratch that, she’s had 2 (?) kids, it’ll be bad no matter what

    my former next door neighbour, a now dentist, formerly alcoholic/junkie from nashville claims to have been her first, said she was a freak

    with a face like that you would have to be

    yeh, i’m a bitch

  5. Blah

    She’s just a “wisp of a girl” isn’t she? I never realized she was so petite. Her body looks great, and I LOVE her hair, but her face is just a little too strange looking. Espc that damn pointy big chin of hers. Overall I give her a 7 at best :)

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  7. In here Reese Witherspoon is so gorgeous..plus the wow long legs and a pair of legs. But sometimes we have also to choose what kind of dress we should wear on a right occasion.
    All in all, she’s absolutely adorable…!!!

  8. She needs to take a SAWZALL to that chin. She got it from her Mom. Know someone with this chin and even her great-nieces got it too. It’s a hard gene to conquer. Remember that. That chin can last for generations!

  9. Only a dumb guy would breed with a woman with that big a chin. Did he ever figure his kids are going to inherit it? No. That’s why he’s dumb.

  10. Love the girl – HATE the dress. Looks like it came from Mork & Mindy! It does not do a thing for her figure.

  11. spellingnazi

    Here’s the “C” you forgot.

  12. Fuck U

    That bitchs’ face is fucked up

  13. SBERL

    NO…. seriously, #43. I wouldn’t just lick those shoes, I’d probably have sex with those shoes.

  14. vhed

    ^ Get a grip man. The girl looks like she just stepped out of Auschwitz and you’re acting like a Nazi that hasn’t eaten in 3 hours.

    Man she is a dog. Stupid mouth and toothpick legs. DISGUSTING.

  15. heidi

    YOU PEOPLE ARE UGLY THAT’S WHY YOU’RE JEALOUS, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH HER CHIN, SHE’S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN I’VE EVER SEEN TO TELL THE TRUTH, SO STOP HATING ON HER BECAUSE YOU’LL NEVER HAVE HER LIFE, HER LOOKS OR HER GORGEOUS MEN.

  16. heidi

    YOU PEOPLE ARE UGLY THAT’S WHY YOU’RE JEALOUS, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH HER CHIN, SHE’S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN I’VE EVER SEEN TO TELL THE TRUTH, SO STOP HATING ON HER BECAUSE YOU’LL NEVER HAVE HER LIFE, HER LOOKS OR HER GORGEOUS MEN.

    • james

      I think she is themost beautiful Lady in Hollywood!! I would marry her give her Babies and comfort her when she got older. Her chin is just fine as well as the rest of her. The way she conducts herself in fron of everyone is amazing!! Great job Reese!! If You need someone come see me!! XOXO

  17. JSenniuo
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow.
    Reese is so pretty I’d like to wrap her up in a blanket made of happiness and hold her next to me until the end of time.

  18. james

    beautiful, hot sexy, sweet pretty, interesting. im in love.

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