It’s no secret Reese Witherspoon is the human equivalent of Ambien, so imagine my surprise when she showed up to the premiere of Monsters vs. Aliens yesterday in a pair of heels and short skirt. Granted, a children’s movie probably isn’t the best venue to debut your sexy new look, but not all of us crawl out of the womb armed to the teeth with class and debonair. Like myself and, to a lesser degree, that Pierce Brosnan fellow.
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Leppy | March 23, 2009 at 4:03 pm
second?
Leppy | March 23, 2009 at 4:04 pm
LOL
Never mind FIRST
and she’s not that good looking :/
ph7 | March 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I’d bang her so hard she’ll fly over her handlebars and break her collarbone.
Jim | March 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
8th?
Jim | March 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
8th?
Vit | March 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
live long and prosper?
Randal | March 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Reese has continued her climb to the top ever since she burst out on the scene and she’s not being a disappointment wearing that outfit! Keep looking sharp girl!
Randal
Jrz | March 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm
She’s got more Chin than a Hong Kong phone book.
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 4:14 pm
You think i’m going to spend my free time on this piece of ugly f***!? Spend your own time on this shit! Bleep,blop!
Yes | March 23, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I would have sexual relations with that woman.
chango | March 23, 2009 at 4:17 pm
no tits and no ass . . but I would in a heartbeat . . .
:o)
chango | March 23, 2009 at 4:17 pm
no tits and no ass . . but I would in a heartbeat . . .
:o)
np | March 23, 2009 at 4:18 pm
She looks cute here! Nice legs.
Star Wars Book Reviews | March 23, 2009 at 4:20 pm
big chin… the better to catch my load with :)
Pepe La PEWPEW | March 23, 2009 at 4:20 pm
this woman is hot to the power of PEW .. She is a MILF in every way …
me | March 23, 2009 at 4:21 pm
ph7- funniest comment ever. Hall of Fame stuff right there.
And to the Superficial writer, you only thought she looked hot because she waved at the camera “Vulcan Style”. You’d think the same way of even Jackie Chan if he waved at cameras like that
kingofbeer | March 23, 2009 at 4:22 pm
She has always been hot. oh and post more pics of her in the future.
Zee Brat | March 23, 2009 at 4:25 pm
I like that she’s finally as anorexic as Lohan and NOW you think she’s hot. Classy.
chupacabra | March 23, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Damn, I would kill for those legs! You go on girlfriend!
lizzy | March 23, 2009 at 4:28 pm
wow check out those legs!!!!! she looks fantastic, LOVE her dress, shoes and hair! good for her!
Guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:31 pm
She always looks fantastic!!
<3
BB | March 23, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I do love her…minus the chin…that thing is HUGE!
Deacon Jones | March 23, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Is anyone else REALLY digging that asian chick’s ass in the Modcloth.com ad above???
Richard McBeef | March 23, 2009 at 4:44 pm
When i read the headline I thought she must have gotten a head transplant. Alas, no. Not hot. Would still fuck it though.
Geoff | March 23, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Is that dress inside out?
Tim Gunn | March 23, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I love how she’s considering how difficult financial times we’re going through by wearing a dress made out of fabric scraps from the street and bubble gum foil wrap all held together with the magic of a glue gun. That’s what I call recycling.
Parker | March 23, 2009 at 4:50 pm
The only use I’d have for Reese Witherspoons would be as a fill-in for those rare nights when I wasn’t buttfucking a Hollywood starlet.
I bet she giggles when you put a c**k in her a$$. That’s so cute. And she’ll have some cute expression to describe it too like “It tickles when you put your weenie in my bum!”
Jrz | March 23, 2009 at 5:00 pm
yeah, sure, Parker….you…..hollywood starlet..uh-huh……yeah
I like how you’re not shy to say buttfuck, but you won’t spell out cock or ass.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | March 23, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Normally she looks like a Pekinese. This is probably the first picture I’ve seen of her that doesn’t make me want to dropkick her off the Golden Gate bridge.
farty mcshitface | March 23, 2009 at 5:02 pm
hot for reese witherspoon isn’t really saying much. scrawny legs and her big chin are not a turn on. she seems like a nice person but, i’d definitely not fuck her.
james | December 19, 2010 at 9:10 am
you need to please yourself i would lick her whole body over and over and give her all she needs. she has more sex appeal than any other starlet out there.
Pablo | March 23, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Forget her. Get ready to blow. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/23/cindy-crawford-naked-and_n_178171.html
Mr Hobbes | March 23, 2009 at 5:09 pm
I’ve always thought she was smoking hot
alex reager | March 23, 2009 at 5:17 pm
23–you are right on. I thought I was the only one that noticed the “Live Long and Prosper” moment in picture 1.
It got me hot and I’m not a Trekkie.
mikeock | March 23, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Not bad at all, but that witch’s chin still skeeves me. Her profile makes her look like she’s about to have a house fall on her.
Frank N Stein | March 23, 2009 at 5:35 pm
She’s hiding a hot rack. I guess this is G rated after all.
wet newspaper | March 23, 2009 at 6:44 pm
She looks gorgeous. That dress is stunning
Tom K | March 23, 2009 at 6:50 pm
She is learning from Rihanna if your forehead is the size of a Buick cover it the fuck up. It’s the first time I can see her face with out that massive forehead as a distraction! Looking good Reese!
FRIST!!! | March 23, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I like her cause she invented peanut butter cups..
Adri | March 23, 2009 at 7:13 pm
great body but SHE NEEDS TO SHAVE THAT CHIN DOWN!
Nathiest | March 23, 2009 at 7:34 pm
“Reese Witherspoon looking uncharacteristially hot”
Yeah you know…for the kids.
1moreidiotintheworld | March 23, 2009 at 7:50 pm
any bitch can look hot after the hollywood treatment from the army of fashion and makeup gurus spend hours on her……….. It all matters what she looks like in bed next to you in the morning…….
Sberl | March 23, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Balenciaga
A Line Platform Pump
$1,045.00
enough said.
l’d lick those shoes.
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Beep! full of shit!
R2-D2 | March 23, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Boop! When!? Cheap full of shit!?
sexyrich | March 23, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I seldom see her news if without the breaking news on NY MAGAZINE, it is reported her dati ng profile is found on”.C e l e b m i n g l e . C 0 M” by her fan.
RaraAvis | March 23, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Love the dress and especially the shoes. Live long and prosper, girlfriend.
Gary D'ellabate | March 23, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Reeses
DG | March 23, 2009 at 10:50 pm
She is a skank with a freakshow chin and not that good looking. I could bang a girl in Argentina that is hotter for 50 bucks.
jooooo | March 23, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Beautiful girl
Cartman | March 23, 2009 at 11:38 pm
She’s gorgeous. I’d love to have her babies.