It’s no secret Reese Witherspoon is the human equivalent of Ambien, so imagine my surprise when she showed up to the premiere of Monsters vs. Aliens yesterday in a pair of heels and short skirt. Granted, a children’s movie probably isn’t the best venue to debut your sexy new look, but not all of us crawl out of the womb armed to the teeth with class and debonair. Like myself and, to a lesser degree, that Pierce Brosnan fellow.
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second?
LOL
Never mind FIRST
and she’s not that good looking :/
I’d bang her so hard she’ll fly over her handlebars and break her collarbone.
8th?
8th?
live long and prosper?
Reese has continued her climb to the top ever since she burst out on the scene and she’s not being a disappointment wearing that outfit! Keep looking sharp girl!
Randal
She’s got more Chin than a Hong Kong phone book.
You think i’m going to spend my free time on this piece of ugly f***!? Spend your own time on this shit! Bleep,blop!
I would have sexual relations with that woman.
no tits and no ass . . but I would in a heartbeat . . .
:o)
no tits and no ass . . but I would in a heartbeat . . .
:o)
She looks cute here! Nice legs.
big chin… the better to catch my load with :)
this woman is hot to the power of PEW .. She is a MILF in every way …
ph7- funniest comment ever. Hall of Fame stuff right there.
And to the Superficial writer, you only thought she looked hot because she waved at the camera “Vulcan Style”. You’d think the same way of even Jackie Chan if he waved at cameras like that
She has always been hot. oh and post more pics of her in the future.
I like that she’s finally as anorexic as Lohan and NOW you think she’s hot. Classy.
Damn, I would kill for those legs! You go on girlfriend!
wow check out those legs!!!!! she looks fantastic, LOVE her dress, shoes and hair! good for her!
She always looks fantastic!!
<3
I do love her…minus the chin…that thing is HUGE!
Is anyone else REALLY digging that asian chick’s ass in the Modcloth.com ad above???
When i read the headline I thought she must have gotten a head transplant. Alas, no. Not hot. Would still fuck it though.
Is that dress inside out?
I love how she’s considering how difficult financial times we’re going through by wearing a dress made out of fabric scraps from the street and bubble gum foil wrap all held together with the magic of a glue gun. That’s what I call recycling.
The only use I’d have for Reese Witherspoons would be as a fill-in for those rare nights when I wasn’t buttfucking a Hollywood starlet.
I bet she giggles when you put a c**k in her a$$. That’s so cute. And she’ll have some cute expression to describe it too like “It tickles when you put your weenie in my bum!”
yeah, sure, Parker….you…..hollywood starlet..uh-huh……yeah
I like how you’re not shy to say buttfuck, but you won’t spell out cock or ass.
Normally she looks like a Pekinese. This is probably the first picture I’ve seen of her that doesn’t make me want to dropkick her off the Golden Gate bridge.
hot for reese witherspoon isn’t really saying much. scrawny legs and her big chin are not a turn on. she seems like a nice person but, i’d definitely not fuck her.
you need to please yourself i would lick her whole body over and over and give her all she needs. she has more sex appeal than any other starlet out there.
Forget her. Get ready to blow. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/23/cindy-crawford-naked-and_n_178171.html
I’ve always thought she was smoking hot
23–you are right on. I thought I was the only one that noticed the “Live Long and Prosper” moment in picture 1.
It got me hot and I’m not a Trekkie.
Not bad at all, but that witch’s chin still skeeves me. Her profile makes her look like she’s about to have a house fall on her.
She’s hiding a hot rack. I guess this is G rated after all.
She looks gorgeous. That dress is stunning
She is learning from Rihanna if your forehead is the size of a Buick cover it the fuck up. It’s the first time I can see her face with out that massive forehead as a distraction! Looking good Reese!
I like her cause she invented peanut butter cups..
great body but SHE NEEDS TO SHAVE THAT CHIN DOWN!
“Reese Witherspoon looking uncharacteristially hot”
Yeah you know…for the kids.
any bitch can look hot after the hollywood treatment from the army of fashion and makeup gurus spend hours on her……….. It all matters what she looks like in bed next to you in the morning…….
Balenciaga
A Line Platform Pump
$1,045.00
enough said.
l’d lick those shoes.
Beep! full of shit!
Boop! When!? Cheap full of shit!?
I seldom see her news if without the breaking news on NY MAGAZINE, it is reported her dati ng profile is found on”.C e l e b m i n g l e . C 0 M” by her fan.
Love the dress and especially the shoes. Live long and prosper, girlfriend.
Reeses
She is a skank with a freakshow chin and not that good looking. I could bang a girl in Argentina that is hotter for 50 bucks.
Beautiful girl
She’s gorgeous. I’d love to have her babies.