Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated after seven years of marriage and two children. In a statement issued today their publicist says:
“We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time.”
Reese initiated the split, though sources say it wasn’t triggered by a single event but rather it was “cumulative.” Which is a nice way of saying Ryan Phillippe’s been a jerk for years. Plus I bet he can’t benchpress an elephant or defeat ninjas in hand to hand combat. So pretty much I win at everything.
ZoomBoy | October 30, 2006 at 4:19 pm
Zounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InsomniActress | October 30, 2006 at 4:21 pm
This is so sad. I was rooting for them.
fucking classy | October 30, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Booo-ring.
C
EricaDanielle | October 30, 2006 at 4:23 pm
What a shame. I thought they were great together.
Haroof | October 30, 2006 at 4:23 pm
Surprised it took this long.
From what I read this has been a long time coming.
alwaysclassy | October 30, 2006 at 4:26 pm
I’ve always thought they made a good couple.. this really convinces me that celebrity marriages never work.
Jade - The Gossip Girls | October 30, 2006 at 4:40 pm
This was one Hollywood couple that I thought would make it. They have the cutest kids.
Wonder who cheated?
Jade
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net
Everyone LOVES the Gossip Girls!
kitty_kat | October 30, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Too bad. I always thought they made a good, down-to-earth couple. But I can’t really say that I didn’t see this coming.
MeganHarris | October 30, 2006 at 4:48 pm
…wait, does this mean they’re getting divorced? does this mean there is going to be a legally blonde 3?
blanket jefferson | October 30, 2006 at 4:55 pm
she too talented for him,and hes too hot for her.
you were all thinking it.
also,she got the oscar.its the best actress oscar curse-all married winners who win oscars before their men, get divorced,eventually.
cases in point-Halle Berry,Hillary Swank..(Its gonna hit Charlize too,sad to say..)
Brain Embolism | October 30, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Whiptee-fuckin-doo!
assfacecocknocker | October 30, 2006 at 5:00 pm
cumalative? probably cos her chin is gettin cumulatively huger all the time. that things fukin huge! maybe he just realised how big it is and dumped her huge chinned ass!
assfacecocknocker | October 30, 2006 at 5:02 pm
id still go the huge chinned bitch but.
Adult Underoos | October 30, 2006 at 5:02 pm
i heard reese is a bedwetter
http://www.funderpants.com
diedl | October 30, 2006 at 5:06 pm
That’s so sad. I really like Reese, and Ryan’s ridiculously hot. They seemed to have struck a good balance. What a shame.
HolisticWisdomcom | October 30, 2006 at 5:12 pm
I knew they were in counseling together, but I figured they would work things out. They seem like solid people, so it is sad to see.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Kristin | October 30, 2006 at 5:29 pm
I don’t believe this.
Kristin | October 30, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Awwww, it’s true. I’m so sad. =[
Stasmi | October 30, 2006 at 5:45 pm
He always struck me as being kind of gay. I think she’s the better looking of the two.
http://www.vindictivesouls.com
HollyJ | October 30, 2006 at 5:48 pm
Wait.. He’s not gay?? He’s certainly wearing enough brown eyeshadow and black mascara to be Miss Thang.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 30, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Let’s just do a quick reality check:
He’s a gay.
She’s a washed-up, has-been that popped out a few puppies.
RPLTC
CelebSlam.com | October 30, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Phillippe could so much better. At least they didn’t have kids. Wait…
http://www.celebslam.com
Ambassador of Sexy | October 30, 2006 at 6:23 pm
I’d totally bang either of them.
seyoboy | October 30, 2006 at 6:32 pm
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Jade - The Gossip Girls | October 30, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Ryan isn’t gay… sheesh you people sure do *spin* these stories lol
Jade
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net
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Italian Stallion | October 30, 2006 at 6:50 pm
My friend runs a club in D.C. and Ryan was there one night a few months ago. They hung out late night going to a few different after hour clubs. They were doing coke through out the night. I guess what I’m trying to say is that he is a head and he most likely likes to suck on them too………..
I’m being serious about that night…….
Ed Bambrick | October 30, 2006 at 7:03 pm
Ryan probably got sick of waking up every morning with a woman who looks like a fucking Ferengi.
Danklin | October 30, 2006 at 9:26 pm
I always knew Ryan Phillippe was an asshole. Its about damn time she left him, shes too damn good for him.
CelebSlam.com | October 30, 2006 at 9:44 pm
By the way, I predicted this last Friday:
http://www.celebslam.com/ryan-phillippe-wishes-he-was-not-married
Coolguy8621 | October 30, 2006 at 10:14 pm
She isnt a has been, she just won an academy award this year…kinda hard to be a has been with that
Thats too bad they broke up, I thought they would make it. Reese is my favorite actress too.
shezpop | October 31, 2006 at 12:15 am
#21 Just trying to make sure I got my reality check right.
He’s “a gay”, is he?
Is being a gay like being a different species of some sort, or maybe like being a complete idiot?
duster200 | October 31, 2006 at 1:46 am
No, you’re thinking of an ‘Angry Ferret Jones.’
biatcho | October 31, 2006 at 4:10 am
For your own sake Jade, Gossip Girl or whatever other annoying moniker you choose to go by… get out of here immediately. I found you annoying as shit yesterday but didn’t have time to comment on it. Pease leave. You suck. Go to the mall or dosomething else less constructive.
andrew-film | October 31, 2006 at 4:55 am
I don’t know… Personally I just hate the two of them. They make me feel sick and want to turn off my television and give it up to some jerk. And then go to Hollywood and commit a sepukku hurting them! Oh…
HELLpenis | October 31, 2006 at 5:14 am
That’s weird. For some reason, I always kinda thought they’d be together forever. Not that I gave it much thought.
He’s hot when he shaves. He looks like he has shit smeared on his face in that pic. He shouldn’t try to grow a beard.
rori | October 31, 2006 at 5:30 am
andrew-film, seppuku is suicide. Although it is probably a good idea in your case, it wouldn’t do anything to the celebs in question.
RichPort | October 31, 2006 at 5:38 am
Geez, if I yawned any wider at this snoozer, my top lip would’ve touched the back of my neck, revealing all of my dental secrets.
Unwed mothers? Suck dick next time…
rori | October 31, 2006 at 5:41 am
Or, rather, it is a ritual suicide to restore or retain one’s honor as a samurai. Either way, you’re wrong.
gatorbates | October 31, 2006 at 5:44 am
I offer 2 limericks:
THere once was a chick named Reese
Who’s marriage came to a cease
She came to my pad
Looking awfully sad
Until I ravaged her crease.
Her crease was ravaged with great force
My giant cock was the pounding source
I quickened the pace
Shot my load on her face
and made her forget the divorce.
I’m here for you Reese.
jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 6:07 am
maybe it was her chin?
sometimesboy | October 31, 2006 at 6:44 am
see…the republicans were right…same sex marriages don’t work.
at least they’re both still young and pretty enough to find happiness again…
i’d still hit that…
LoneWolf | October 31, 2006 at 6:45 am
Didja hear about that actress who stabbed her husband? Reese……
“Witherspoon?”
No, Witherknife!!
Thanks, Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your server.
BigJim | October 31, 2006 at 7:05 am
I heard that after this happened she just fell to Reese’s pieces.
jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 7:09 am
42–I just laughed very loudly at that. Goofy! I love it!
PrettyBaby | October 31, 2006 at 7:28 am
I know a chic who doubled for Reese in some of her movies like that one she was in with Mark Wahlberg (lucky whore) Anyway, apparently Reese is an enormous bitch on set, she is a snob and no one liked her. At least that is what this chic said.
And I have never, ever found this guy hot, he is TOO gay and snobbish and just to high on himself and coke apparently Stallion informs us #26
KelKel | October 31, 2006 at 7:40 am
I always thought Ryan bats for the other team…Maybe Reese caught him in bed with Tom Cruise or somethin.
86 | October 31, 2006 at 8:11 am
It goes a little something like this:
Ryan is a punk ass.
Reese is a sweet southern girl who works very hard at everything and is a self-proclaimed Type A personality.
Reese has been holding this thing together for years just for her kids. Yeah, Ryan was sexy for a minute but he’s such a dick.
She can do better. He will be banging Paris Hilton before Christmas.
jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 8:14 am
47-And then we can watch Paris get her ass handed to her by Reese. Paris has a way of fucking a divorced guy and then the wife trounces her for it (Shannen Doherty, Shana Moakler…)
commissioner | October 31, 2006 at 8:50 am
Don’t count Ryan out just yet. I’ll bet he gets an Oscar nod for “Flags”.
Paris can fuck my ex-husband all she wants, maybe he’ll catch something retched and die.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 31, 2006 at 8:56 am
#31/#32 – Surely that is not the first time the two of you have heard the expression “You are the gay” (or as it appears on the web ‘You Are Teh Gay’)
How sad it must be for the two of you to be The Gay AND be completely outside the loop of gay society.