Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal officially dating

October 24th, 2007 // 73 Comments
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Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are taking their relationship public after months of rumors. After promoting their new film “Rendition,” Jake and Reese took off to Rome for a romantic getaway. The two were spotted holding hands and “canoodling” with each other. The Daily Mail reports:

Witherspoon, 31, whose divorce from former husband Ryan Phillippe was finalised this month, had previously denied a romance with the Brokeback Mountain star.
The pair first began dating around March this year, although they were careful to avoid being photographed together. However, Reese, who has two children Ava, 8, and Deacon, 3, called the romance off in June, according to reports.
Now it’s clear their love affair is most definitely back on.

I don’t want to say this is the least interesting post I’ve ever written, but I’m currently in a coma. I’m dictating my thoughts by blinking in Morse code to a chimp with a typewriter. Dash. Dash. What the hell is canoodling? Dash. Dot. At least Jake’s not dating Kirsten Dunst. Dot. Dot. Dash. She’s a freaking vampire. Dash. Although Reese Witherspoon’s chin could cleave a watermelon. Dot. Dot. Dot. Make this funny. Dash. Dash. Dot. Talk about bananas and I’ll sell you to NASA. Dot. Dot. No, wait, don’t type that. Dot. These people will go all Ellen DeGeneres on me. Dash. Dash. Dash. Are you typing all this? Dot. Dot. Dammit.


  1. NoWayHeGay

    Keep repeating to Yourself “Brokeback Mountain is only a movie”. I don’t believe Jake is gay. No way. Now Tom Cruise I believe he does dudes. Jake should of won an oscar for Brokeback they way people act. I’d love to spend time with Reese myself. Excuse while I prepare myself for the verbal abuse that may be headed my way.

  2. Jake belongs with Heath Ledger, always.

  3. 30notes

    How can Toothy Tile be dating a girl?

  4. jacknasty

    Whats with people having fake relationships to promote movies? I bet they “break up” the week the DVD is released…like Jennifer Anniston and Vince Vaugn

  5. 1MILF Hunter

    #12 – what’s the last sound a pussy hair hears before it hits the floor?

    A: pppfffftt

    Jake’s got a mouth full of nature’s dental floss. Better gargle with peroxide.

  6. lonag

    i ever heard there’s dating site for celebrity singles called richmingle.com. i will check it out soon.

  7. jane

    she looks exactly like Kirsten Dunst there.
    That was my first thought when I saw the pictures, before I even knew Jake had dated Dunst before…..

  8. Will you be a sweet couple? I don’t think so! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his girl last May. She seems to have a sugardaddy on that site.

  9. Auntie Kryst

    @57 and many others comments on different topics.

    Ok ok ok. I think it was the ninth or tenth off topic mention from a host of helpful bloggers to suggest I go to http://www.fuckyouiamnotsayingit.com, not the URL, I’m just not helping these fucks. Guess what it’s a dating site for rich people. Adultfriendfinder by any other name is still for sickos. Goddamn paid bloggers you PR fucks are truly the scum of the earth. Fish, getting any affiliate compensation? These twats are stealing from you.

  10. Miss South Africa

    #42 tutu, firstly ur stats are all wrong,there is no way 1000 ppl die if AIDS everyday…we wouldnt have a population by the end of this year!!!and the percentage is more than 20%, we know its WORSE.but its actually not a laughing matter….hey,atleast we let GAYS GET MARRIED!THATS QUITE SOMETHING RIGHT!LOL! jake can get married to Heath anywhere in our country!!!

    by the way, jake is hot!!!!!reese has a wierd chin

  11. chapstick

    i just dont see them as a couple. or maybe im jealous. he’s perfect.

  12. chance

    south african:

    not all of us are what u claim. our prez DOESNT represent all of our points of view on how this country should be run. i dont like him. most people in american dont like Paris Hilton. NOT ALL OF US ARE SO IGNORANT. I just wish other countries wouldnt generalize on accounty of what they see and hear on tv.

  13. jeepers

    south african:

    have u been to america? u should try it before u defy it.

  14. D. Richards

    Now, normally, I find at least something horrible to say about the celebrities on these posts but I gotta say this time; I don’t really give-a fuck about these two. Reese’s alright and all. Jake makes me a little sick-to my stomach. Something about the guy. I’m not sure what, actually. Maybe it’s that NYC upwardly mobile thing he has going on that I hate. A baseball cap, aviators, a cell phone. That kind of shit. My point; I hate people that wear baseball caps. I think.

  15. miss south africa

    @ 63: its just frustrating when i hear american imply we ride on lions to work or something…truthfully i’ve never even seen a lion in real life.tried at the zoo but it was hiding. but ur president is an idiot thi…than again so is ours lol!
    and mandela is not much of a hero like people think.he’s big fat SELL OUT!we need a revolution,seriously.

    JAKE IS FINE

  16. kelsey

    he is waaaay too hot for her!

  17. Figgy

    Jake Gyllenhaal is gay. He’s Toothy Tile.

    It’s just sad that he, or more likely, his handlers, think his career would suffer if he just came out. Augh, I can’t wait till the day when being gay is just no big deal.

  18. =]

    sosososoooooo cute =]

  19. Gloria

    they are in a good relationship. but why somebody saw he is on a dating site called sugarcupid.com.

  20. What a fake and pathetic picture!
    Just a booooooring fauxmance. *yawn*

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