Reese Witherspoon has been looking noticeably awesome lately which I’m more than willing to concede has everything to do with her body making me not focus on her chin so much. Which is the exact opposite of what happened at last night’s premiere of Water For Elephants. I swear to God, that thing either doubled in size or she’s transforming into the Black Swan like this photo suggests. Let’s assume both, along with her chin has phases just like the moon. (Indians call this one, “Round Dagger.”)
Photos: Splash News
She should try some chin softener
that was possibly the worst attempt at a comment of the week ever
Billy, did you even try?
Sorry,
What can you say – she needs full approval on any pictures taken with that chin exposed . I have never been a big Reese fan . I should have saved my comments for something worthwhile. I apologize to the superficial readers for my lame comment
yes, the face leaves a lot to be desired
are you sure that isn’t the scream mask?
That’s a great taint tickler.
damn, she’s beautiful
shave that shit down with a cheesegrater.
You can use that thing as a can opener
The most distinctive feature of this species is its spatulate bill.
She looks like an old hag…*shiver*
When the moon is full she transforms into Mrs. Mac Tonight.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_Tonight
Nice
HGH, it explains the rockin body and the chin growth. She doesn’t need a plastic surgeon, she needs the company that fixed Mt Rushmore.
Wow if her chin looks like that image what her cleeetorus looks like ………
She looks like the ventriloquist doll from “Dead Silence”. I’d still do her though. Great target for a johnson thump.
In the next stage, it grows a nipple on the end.
it’s a backboard for shooting nuts in her mouth…
That’s obviously a chinplant.
This is so ridiculous. There’s some things you don’t say about a woman.
Mutant chin and a fivehead. This is worth $20 million a movie ? Only in America.
she should be wearing spanx on that chin
Awwwww, she totally looks like Tweety Bird in this picture!!
go fuck yourself
Damn-Hugh! How long did it take you to conjur up that statemrent?Have they evere considered testing corespondants prior to thier replys are printed here?
WOW time is NOT on her side, she looks rather fug up close.
I don’t understand the whole “rest your teeth on your bottom lip” smile thing she has going on.
Would anybody get it if I made a Margaret Hamilton reference?
looks like a trailer hitch.
it can be easy when you’re a lesbian.
……….YOU WON’T NEED A DILDO, FOLKS!!
Ugly, snotty, psycho, overrated, elephant man forehead, shortbus-riding-bitch needs to be smacked hard over and over indefinitely for the public having to endure this fuckery. There, I said it, bitch is fucking UGLY and SMUG and that guy she married is a creep, haha, she’s an adulteress.
When did she turn into a Klingon?
I LOVE REESE WITHERSPOON. SHE WOULD OUT CLASS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. SHE IS BEYOND REPROACH AND A SUPERIOR HUMAN SPECIMEN. I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN FREEWAY? WATCH IT THEN SEE IF YOU DON’T LOVE HER. SHE’S AWESOME!!!
totally agree – these guys are losers. complaining about a beautiful girls CHIN? get lives people. she’s better looking than any of you i’m sure.
The chin makes her NOT BEAUTIFUL, as it makes the shape of her face look like home plate.
Liked her face better before the surgery.
i think she’s gorgeous. she has flaws just like every one of you do. that’s what makes her, idiots.
How long is your recovery time?
She’s homely !
She has that girl – next – door quality that other women seem to like because she’s non – threatening as a woman
Turn her upside down and she’s a pinhead. Yow!
Gremlin!
She looks stoned, but damn.. nice gums.
If she and Jay leno had children , they would look like demented woodpeckers.
I love that she in one of the few who has not ran to the plastic surgeon
eeeewwww! her chin has blackheads all over it. i just threw up a little bit.
I’d love to leave a $5M load all over that chiny chin chin.
she needs someone to take a hacksaw to that monster of a chin. Why hasn’t she had it reduced already? It’s unsightly and that’s why Pete Ryan Phillippi got rid of her. He couldn’t get hard any more looking at that. I bet it was doggy style that her Rava kid was conceived haha!