Reese Witherspoon Specifically Tells Her Kids Not To Be Like Chris Brown & Rihanna

Despite the pervasiveness of whore-fueled disaster zones like the Kardashians, Lohans, Hiltons, etc, you’d just assume that everyone in Hollywood raises their kids to become degenerate shitbags with no moral compass because, fuck it, they’re rich. But then there’s Reese Witherspoon, who, yes, probably lets Chelsea Handler near her children, she at least has the wherewithal to point at Chris Brown and Rihanna and say, “Don’t do that. Don’t ever do that. I know where you sleep.” People reports:

Witherspoon’s two children – daughter Ava, 12, and son Deacon, 8 – have also talked with their mother about a recent public case: the felony assault by Chris Brown on then-girlfriend Rihanna in February 2009, after which he pleaded guilty.
“My daughter knows what happened. My son knows as well,” says the Oscar winner. “We talk about what is abuse. I think it’s important to talk to our daughters – and our sons – in order to educate them at an early age about what’s appropriate and what is absolutely not acceptable.”

Of course my favorite part of this story is the fact that Reese Witherspoon is clearly baiting Chris Brown who will be lulled into a false sense of security because she’s a woman, only to find his fist impaled on razor sharp dagger chin giving Reese the few seconds she needs for a sweet throat rip. Tell me that’ll go down any other way, and I’ll spit in your mouth and call you a liar.

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