I make a lot of jokes about Reese Witherspoon – Mostly about her chin and that time she kept showing everyone how huge her labia are. – but at the end of the day, she’s really a lot like us. And by that I mean she heard Justin Bieber wants to remake Fear and had the same immediate reaction as everyone else. Via Just Jared:
“Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?”
DAGGER CHIN BURNNNNNN!!!
Now, while some might say Reese was joking, I personally like to believe she was concerned about Justin Bieber having the chops to play a young girl getting fingerblasted on a roller coaster but is too racist to pick up the phone and call Usher who’ll totally put that shit to bed. It’s 2012, lady. They have phones too now.
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If she really said that, not only do I take everything bad I ever said back, I promise to never utter anything unflattering about her again.
totally. I am now a fan of the chin.
Never under-estimate the comfort of proping your sack on the big chin of a hot chick!
Same here – that crack she made is so funny, she’s got a free pass from me no matter what she does, says, or looks like in the future.
This dude who looks like a lady just needs to STFU! What an idiot it has become!
Wow I didn’t think JB fans would be old enough to know who Reese WItherspoon is.
Bieber didn’t say anything. What are you talking about?
NICE LMAO!
BURNNNNNN! Nice one Reese :)
FINISH HIM!
Oh man, did he cry again?
Reese may have to be the first celebrity to get a note in “The Most Important People on the Internet”.
Yup.
I second that MIP nomination.
third-ed!
Fourth
fifth!!
I vote for that.
Throwing my lot in with everyone else. Well deserved Reese.
Funny, I thought she would just clam up as usual.
I see what you did there.
Reese bomb
Beebs, you’ve been Reesed!!!
Fish, give the lady a complimentary sign-in ID!
thank you thank you all.
A lesbian scene with her and Rumer Willis would look alot like a fierce match of Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots.
I thought you were going to say Rock, paper, scissors. Nothing beats Rumer’s jaw.
I have always liked her. Now, she’s moving into my top 5. I’m sure she’ll be thrilled.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Bieber fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Are you kidding? Nothing shuts up Bieber fans.
did she really say that? omg LOL
not you adhlink! your chin is far to masculine for any male out there, apart from maniston!
But, he would be remaking it Hunk/Twink style. The sexay bad-boy hunk becomes obsessed with the innocent twink. Set that to a bass beat, a little baby oil and a recent waxing and you got a definite blockbuster on your hands.
this is an effort of her of trying to keep up with the younger generation.(haircut)
you know what to do?
……………SPIT ON HER, folks!!
are Bieber fans allowed here?
Making fun of Bieber has officially jumped the chin.
I like the GREEN in this dress
I luv reese. Biebs been reesed was great comment lol. What does Marky Mark have to say. He could play the dad and protect biebs from john cena