Reese Witherspoon Responds To Justin Bieber’s ‘Fear’ Remake In The Only Way Possible

January 31st, 2012 // 37 Comments
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I make a lot of jokes about Reese Witherspoon – Mostly about her chin and that time she kept showing everyone how huge her labia are. – but at the end of the day, she’s really a lot like us. And by that I mean she heard Justin Bieber wants to remake Fear and had the same immediate reaction as everyone else. Via Just Jared:

“Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?”


Now, while some might say Reese was joking, I personally like to believe she was concerned about Justin Bieber having the chops to play a young girl getting fingerblasted on a roller coaster but is too racist to pick up the phone and call Usher who’ll totally put that shit to bed. It’s 2012, lady. They have phones too now.

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  1. cc

    If she really said that, not only do I take everything bad I ever said back, I promise to never utter anything unflattering about her again.

  2. KissMyA**

    This dude who looks like a lady just needs to STFU! What an idiot it has become!

  3. katja

    BURNNNNNN! Nice one Reese :)

  4. Oh man, did he cry again?

  5. Frank Burns

    Reese may have to be the first celebrity to get a note in “The Most Important People on the Internet”.

  6. Funny, I thought she would just clam up as usual.

  7. Mando

    Reese bomb

  8. Beebs, you’ve been Reesed!!!
    Fish, give the lady a complimentary sign-in ID!

  9. Doctor Joystick

    A lesbian scene with her and Rumer Willis would look alot like a fierce match of Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots.

  10. I have always liked her. Now, she’s moving into my top 5. I’m sure she’ll be thrilled.

  11. Obi

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Bieber fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

  12. Ulis

    did she really say that? omg LOL

  13. Aussie Mama

    not you adhlink! your chin is far to masculine for any male out there, apart from maniston!

  14. Lolli-Pop

    But, he would be remaking it Hunk/Twink style. The sexay bad-boy hunk becomes obsessed with the innocent twink. Set that to a bass beat, a little baby oil and a recent waxing and you got a definite blockbuster on your hands.

  15. forrest gump

    this is an effort of her of trying to keep up with the younger generation.(haircut)
    you know what to do?
    ……………SPIT ON HER, folks!!

  16. Making fun of Bieber has officially jumped the chin.

  17. Reese Witherspoon This Means War
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the GREEN in this dress

  18. fburg

    I luv reese. Biebs been reesed was great comment lol. What does Marky Mark have to say. He could play the dad and protect biebs from john cena

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