I make a lot of jokes about Reese Witherspoon – Mostly about her chin and that time she kept showing everyone how huge her labia are. – but at the end of the day, she’s really a lot like us. And by that I mean she heard Justin Bieber wants to remake Fear and had the same immediate reaction as everyone else. Via Just Jared:
“Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?”
DAGGER CHIN BURNNNNNN!!!
Now, while some might say Reese was joking, I personally like to believe she was concerned about Justin Bieber having the chops to play a young girl getting fingerblasted on a roller coaster but is too racist to pick up the phone and call Usher who’ll totally put that shit to bed. It’s 2012, lady. They have phones too now.